The only hiccup came when she nearly tripped climbing up the bleachers on stage and of course, what everyone is talking about this morning….MIA flipping the bird on camera.

The show started by tons of Roman soldiers pulling Madge out on the field in a huge Viking boat…it was great….after she Vogued her little heart out, she lip synched to Music …then was joined on stage by LMFAO and ended up on one of the groups shoulders before they went into Party Rock Anthem and danced like hamsters.

During her new song, Give Me All Your Luvin she was joined on stage by Nicki Minaj and MIA and did a Toni Basil Mickey style thing. That’s when MIA decided to flip off the country. We haven’t seen this chick on a big scale since she did that pregnant thing on the Grammy’s and she says FYou to the world. Nice.

The entire thing was validated and saved when Cee Lo Green came out to do Like A Prayer….he SHUT IT DOWN.

So say what you will about Madonna…if she can’t stay young and hip forever she will keep on collaborating with the young hotness to make it so.

Madge will make her Super Bowl debut in an extravaganza that will be “imagined” by Cirque du Soleil and her longtime choreographer/creative director Jamie King.

The game is scheduled for the first Sunday in February at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indianapolis and the halftime booking continues a recent trend of inviting global superstars to rock the biggest TV event of the year. Madonna follows in the footsteps of last year’s entertainment, the Black Eyed Peas, as well as recent gigs by Bruce Springsteen, the Rolling Stones, the Who, Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers, U2, Paul McCartney and Prince.

Why is the queen deigning the sports crowd with her presence at the Super Bowl? The event is just two days before her English romantic drama W.E. hits movie theaters. Also…don’t be surprised if her as-yet-untitled 12th studio album and the first single from it drop around the same time.

In more Madonna news; Singer M.I.A. recently confirmed that she and Nicki Minaj have collaborated with Madonna on a new song reportedly titled “Give Me All Your Love,” which leaked last month.

“Summond to NYC by bitchesses MADONNA and NICKIMINAJ,” M.I.A. tweeted over the Thanksgiving weekend. “cofffffiiiiiiieeeeeeeeee it iz a good day to get me tho trustttt bitches.”

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Yesterday she posted this “apology love letter” to hydrangeas. It’s not the apology you’d get from any other celebrity…but it’s perfectly Madonna. And I love it. She apologizes to NO ONE. NO ONE. Not fans. Not flowers.

Watch below as the Material Girl breaks a fan heart that gives her flowers at the Venice Film Festival last week. As the fan hand her some pretty hydrangeas, Madge says in her granny voice, “I absolutely loathe hydrangeas. He obviously doesn’t know.”

Fail. What a bitch. The correct answer was, ‘thank you’.

So to promote all this new stuff he’s got going on, he is dredging up the short time he spent banging Madonna back in the day. He claims he is the one that ended the relationship because he was upset over her coffee table book Sex. Which he appeared in..so hello? Pot? This the kettle…you are black.

“She was older than me and a great lover,” Vanilla Ice (real name Robert Van Winkle) told the British tabloid News Of The World (via IMDB). But the eight month relationship came to a halt after the publishing of her coffee table book, ‘Sex,’ for which he posed.

“But I broke up with her after she printed that book because I was hurt to be an unwitting part of this slutty package,” Van Winkle revealed. “It was disgusting and cheap. We were in a relationship yet it looked like she was screwing all these other people.”

On why she’s speaking out against bullying:

“Well, I just feel it would be incredible remiss of me to not say something. I’m incredibly disturbed and saddened by the overwhelming number of teen suicides that have been reported lately because of bullying. Suicide in general is disturbing. Teenagers committing suicide is extremely disturbing but to hear that teenagers are taking their lives because they are being bullied in schools and dormitories, what have you, is kind of unfathomable. I know a number of people have spoken out about it but I feel like I need to say something. The gay community has been incredibly supportive of me. I wouldn’t have a career if it weren’t for the gay community…I have a teenage daughter and I have ongoing discussions with her about this topic so I feel like I need to say a few words…”

On how out of control the situation is :

“The concept that we are torturing teenagers because they are gay. It’s kind of like I said earlier. It’s unfathomable. It’s like lynching black people or Hitler exterminating Jews. Sorry if I’m going on a rampage right now but this is America. The land of the free and the home of the brave.”

On how we should all mind our own business:

“I think it would be interesting for everybody to try one simple experiment. If you want to talk about solutions or how can we solve this problem? Try to get through the day each and everyone of us…without gossiping about somebody. Without gossiping about anybody. And not only that. Not even listening to gossip. Walking away from it. Can you imagine what your day would be like? How much more free time you’d have? I also feel like you’d feel about better about yourself.

**I totally agree. Don’t gossip about the real people in your life. But celebrities don’t count, so reading my blog is perfectly ok.

You get so used to seeing her airbrushed and photo shopped that when you see her old lady arms it’s  a shock to the system. There is no shame in aging of course…it’s just that half the time she looks 35 and half the time she looks like Methuselah.

When asked about plastic surgery and the decision to not reduce her breasts she sort of went off….

Someday she may tweak her eyes a bit, but she’s sworn off major surgical overhauls. “L. A. is crazy. The women all look the same now. That thing with the cheeks. Like Madonna. Who do they think they’re fooling? It doesn’t make them look young. You end up looking like a freak.”

I agree.

It features a very photoshopped Madge in a series of pictures posing as a character from the Italian film “Mamma Roma“. Including shots at a family lunch, a bedroom scene and various and sundry other scenarios, i.e. the chicken picture. WTH?

Stefano Gabbana told press, “We wanted to continue pushing our current message that shows fashion’s more human nature and our heritage. This is yet another tassel of that mosaic. We believe the campaign is comforting and that people will somehow identify themselves in the images, which again display a more human and approachable side of Madonna.”

Alot of people wish D&G would get over their obsession with Madonna and go back to the young and beautiful. But I disagree. Mostly because I grew up wanting to be Madonna and now I enjoy watching her fierce battle with nature to stay young and her ever-evolving pillow face.

I get slamming on Heidi Montag and Madonna. They look like franken-versions of their former selves anymore. But come on, Paula Porizkova….get off Kate Hudson’s ass. First of all..we don’t even know for sure if she had any plastic surgery and if she did she had the smallest breast augmentation ever.

On Kate Hudson:

“The before: an amazingly fit, gorgeous, small-breasted young woman in a to-die-for red bikini; in the other, a blond starlet sipping a latte,” she writes. “The cup size was undeniably different..If big boobs make her happier, then more power to her,” she continues. But it’s “so much a sign of our times, and one that truly saddens me,” she adds.

Praising “elegant, feline sexiness” of classic movie stars / models Twiggy and Audrey Hepburn, Porizkova also slammed Heidi Montag’s plastic surgery.

“Comparing these natural beauties to someone like Heidi Montag is like comparing a Hastens Swedish handmade mattress to a cheap plastic pool float.”

On Madonna she commented, “Madonna no longer looks like Madonna: what started as a sexy, well shaped, and somewhat hairy girl ended as a cool Nordic blonde. She is starting to sort of melt away into the stew.”