It’s hard to watch your teenage idols turn into total bitches. Madonna used to be this fun, cool, hip, strong, irreverant woman and now she is just an old, jealous lady. I hate it when I hear diva stories like this. Our friend Madge threw a fit before Monday’s Costume Institute Gala over some boots.

According to our source, Rihanna had planned to wear thigh-high, lace-up Louis Vuitton boots, “but Madonna wanted to wear them, and insisted that nobody else could be seen or photographed in them.” The tipster said, “Madonna was being so pushy, but Rihanna was fine with it.”

Thank goodness Rihanna was chill and knows she is totally younger and hotter and didn’t need Madonna’s ridiculous boots.

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I’m starting to think that Madonna needs more riding lessons. She broke all kinds of bones in a tumble off a horse a few years ago and this past weekend she fell off another horse at a friends house in the Hamptons.

In the wake of the titanic tumble, more than 10 people, including her Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz, 22, rushed to her side.
Rescue workers, who arrived minutes later, scooped up the “Like a Virgin” songstress and gingerly carried her on a backboard to a waiting ambulance, which raced to Southampton Hospital. She suffered only minor injuries and bruises but will have further tests and will remain under doctor’s observations, her spokeswoman said.

I think it’s all much-a-do about nothing…CLICK HERE to see the actual pictures of the fall. She looks like she’s wearing police Kevlar from head to toe…her granny hands probably just lost their grip.

Madonna really needs this new baby to get over her failed marriage. She needs this so bad she has orchestrated a charm campaign to try to win over the Malawian government.

Madge had this picture of herself and sweet little Mercy airbrushed and touched up to a flawless finish then arranged for her record label to release the image to every media outlet in the world. She then sent the following emotional, but probably written by someone with an actual heart, to  Malawi’s Nations newspaper.

“‘I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible. And it’s my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country. ‘Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world.’

I can not imagine what hell is must be to be in the employ of Madonna. She is so unbelievably strict about so many silly things that I wonder if her kids even enjoy their life. But anyhoo….the point is that the nanny that was in sole charge of Madge’s adopted son David Banda was booted out of Madonna-town for committing a terrible sin. She turned in a well-in-advanced notice of resignation.

The Australian nanny named Angela, had handed in her notice and was then told by Madge to get to steppin…immediatley.

A source said: ‘Angela is distraught. Madonna told her the news two hours before she was due to go on her annual month-long leave. Angela was incredibly upset and very surprised because she had been told that Madonna is due to adopt a second baby from Malawi very soon.’

‘The rumor is that Madonna was furious that Angela was leaving and dismissed her before she had the chance to complete her full notice,’ a source who works closely with the singer said last night.

Although no reason has been given as to exactly why Angela decided to quit the Ciccone, every that works for Madonna has to put in super long hours, are expected to be on call 24/7 and have no weekends. Plus she probably only lets her staff eat and drink Kabbalah approved food and drinks.

Even though Madonna pays tons of money to look young and hip on the outside…on the inside she is shriveled up - bitter old lady.

Madge got tongues wagging Monday night when she stopped by her trainers Tracy Anderson’s birthday party at the Hell’s Kitchen gay bar The Ritz. Things were going well until the DJ threw on a Britney Spears joint.

“She flipped out, stormed upstairs, and spent the rest of the night aggressively making out with Jesus [Luz, her new boy toy],” says a spy. Madge and Luz later slipped out the back door and into an idling SUV.

Get over yourself Granny. Go retire and raise your kids and let someone else have a turn.

I guess Madonna is still relevant to someone in this world. An anonymous bidder purchased the Friedlander 13 inch by 8 5/8 inch framed nude photograph for $37, 500 at Christie’s Art House Thursday afternoon.

The photo was originally expected to go for between $10,000 and $15,000 and Madge was only paid $25 back in 1979 for the entire set of nude pictures….so I’d say the saying that women get better with age is true in this case.

Who thinks Madonna just might be the ‘anonymous’ phone bidder who won the auction?

I think the Queen of Controversy is losing it. Hasn’t Madonna done this same photo shoot a thousand times over the last twenty years?

Madonna gets brave and goes without airbrushing on her new promo picture for her new album Hard Candy.

I stand by my original opinion that Madge most definitely does NOT look nineteen.