Looks like Gwyneth Paltrow won’t have to worry about sharing her personal trainer anymore. Madonna has reportedly fired Tracy Anderson after three years of blood, sweat and tears because of the trainers “personal baggage”.

Anderson has  been credited with creating Madonna’s age-defying, sculpted body, as well as helping Gwyneth get back into ‘better than pre-baby weight’. Maybe Madonna just got sick of Tracy’s grueling and cruel 2 hour a day workouts. I mean, seriously. I tried one of her DVD’s once and it’s not for the faint of heart..or the short of time.

The decision to split comes shortly after the executive director of Madonna’s Raising Malawi charity handed in his notice after falling in love with Tracy.

A source told the New York Post: ‘Madonna had grown tired of the baggage that Tracy always seemed to be carrying with her. Tracy had grown to be more of a distraction than anything else.’

Tracy, of course, says she was not fired and has instead decided to spend more time with her son. And her new boyfriend.

Just in case you missed it…Lady Gaga was the musical guest on Saturday Night Live this weekend. Not surprisingly they included her in one of my favorite skits, Deep House Dish with Kenan Thompson. But surprisingly her majesty and major biatch Madonna made a guest appearance and was almost funny.

I don’t know if you’d really classify this as a “collapse” or more of an “old lady cat nap”.

Holy cow! When did little Lourdes get bubbies?

Lourdes joined her mom on the final night of her Sticky & Sweet tour in Israel this week.

See kids, Madonna does have a heart. Madge paid tribute to Michael Jackson on Saturday night in the same arena where he was to stage his comeback.

A picture of a young Michael Jackson appeared on stage while Madonna was performing “Holiday,” then the impersonator came on, wearing a sequined jacket, white T-shirt, white glove and white socks in the Jackson manner.

The music then switched to Jackson’s song, “Wanna Be Starting Something,” and the impersonator worked through Jackson’s moves, including the famous moonwalk. The impersonator didn’t sing.

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It’s hard to watch your teenage idols turn into total bitches. Madonna used to be this fun, cool, hip, strong, irreverant woman and now she is just an old, jealous lady. I hate it when I hear diva stories like this. Our friend Madge threw a fit before Monday’s Costume Institute Gala over some boots.

According to our source, Rihanna had planned to wear thigh-high, lace-up Louis Vuitton boots, “but Madonna wanted to wear them, and insisted that nobody else could be seen or photographed in them.” The tipster said, “Madonna was being so pushy, but Rihanna was fine with it.”

Thank goodness Rihanna was chill and knows she is totally younger and hotter and didn’t need Madonna’s ridiculous boots.

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I’m starting to think that Madonna needs more riding lessons. She broke all kinds of bones in a tumble off a horse a few years ago and this past weekend she fell off another horse at a friends house in the Hamptons.

In the wake of the titanic tumble, more than 10 people, including her Brazilian boy toy Jesus Luz, 22, rushed to her side.
Rescue workers, who arrived minutes later, scooped up the “Like a Virgin” songstress and gingerly carried her on a backboard to a waiting ambulance, which raced to Southampton Hospital. She suffered only minor injuries and bruises but will have further tests and will remain under doctor’s observations, her spokeswoman said.

I think it’s all much-a-do about nothing…CLICK HERE to see the actual pictures of the fall. She looks like she’s wearing police Kevlar from head to toe…her granny hands probably just lost their grip.