“For the first time in my life, it’s so much harder for me to get up and brush [off] my knees. I am feeling the pain and the loss of everything. I don’t feel calm and collected. I feel neurotic, like Woody Allen. I’m a Cancer and sometimes I just feel like a crab without a shell.”

Liv is usually so serene that at times I’ve wondered if she takes handfuls of Xanax on a daily basis, but ending her marriage last Spring has knocked her on her butt. Still, she seems to be handling it with her trademark calmness and maturity that is so uncharacteristic of a rock stars daughter.

“I am trying to just let myself feel it,” she says. “I think you have to mourn and you have to feel that pain. I’m trying to just take one day at a time and be the best mom I can – but it is a strange time, like walking down the road with nowhere to go … We’ll see where it takes me.”

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“When I was a kid, I was obsessed with horror movies but then I watched Texas Chainsaw Massacre and it really scared me, so I was like, ‘OK, I’m done with horror movies.’”

 “is desperately sad and thinks she may have made the mistake of a lifetime,” says a source. “She now feels that no matter how bad it was, they can still make it work.” After hearing from pals like Gwyneth Paltrow that marriage requires hard work, Liv, 30, has tried to reach out to the British rocker, 36, to see if they can patch things up. So far, no luck. “He totally has a bruised ego and is pouting,” says the source. “Liv even suggested that they go on a trip together, but he said no.” The couple, who wed in 2003, have a 3-year-old son, Milo.

We blame the movies for making people believe love is easy.

“Liv Tyler and Royston Langdon have confirmed their separation. They remain good friends and devoted parents to their son Milo and are requesting that their family’s privacy be respected at this time.”

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Liv also sets a great example for woman and young girls of all ages by accepting her body and loving it at whatever size she is. Liv’s body confidence and beautiful spirit make her something like a real version of the fairy princess she played in the Lord of the Rings.

We don’t ever want to encourage any chick to be anything other than their cool-as-hell-selves…but if you must aspire to be like a celebrity then we emplore all you groovy chicks out there to strive to be more Liv-like. Viva-la-Liv!

Steven Tyler Has Man Boobs – City Rag

Ashely Olsen Wearing A Very See Thru Skirt – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Sara Silverman Maxim Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Paris Hilton’s Neighbors Want Her To Move -Into Gossip

Paris Hilton Weak and Lathargic in Jail..May Be Force Fed – Derek Hail

Kelly Clarkson Has Gained 32 Pounds – The Blemish

Liv Tyler Says Yes To Plastic Surgery – Bumpshack

Suri Cruise Calls For Help – Gabby Babble

Now We Know Maria Menounos Doesn’t Wear A Bra – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Nicole Richie DUI Trail Delayed Three Weeks – Celebrity Smack

Is Suri Cruise Really Cute or Really Strange Looking? – Seriously? OMG! WTF! 

David Arquette In High Times Magazine…He Loves Weed – City Rag

Paris Hilton Pre-Jail Upskirt – Drunken Stepfather

Liv Tyler Will Co-Star In New “Incredible Hulk” Movie – Glitterati

Lindsay Lohan Looked High In Coachella Photo Shoot…Shocking – Into Gossip

LOST Will Stay On Air Until 2010 – Girls Talkin Smack

Andy Dick Caught Doing Coke Picture – Ninja Dude 

Jessica Simpson Hair and Boobs Out of Control At Pussycat Dolls Show – Derek Hail

Elliot Mintz Admits To Telling Paris Hilton She Could Drive – The Blemish

Roger Clemens Returns To The New York Yankees – Bumpshack 

Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake See Each Other At Shrek The Third Premiere – Gabby Babble

**I am the only one that was surprised that Mexico has its own Elle?**

“I was not one of those women who just dropped pounds instantly when I was breastfeeding. Actually, I got so homely I was ravenous for things like doughnuts and cakes.”

 Liv also admits to hibernating her home the first year after son Milo was born and didn’t really get proactive in her weight loss until she saw a very unflattering picture of herself in a magazine.

 “I can remember walking down the street one day – I was going to the nail salon – when … a photographer took my picture,” she recalls. “I was wearing a very unflattering shirt that I had worn when I was pregnant and a pair of sweat pants, and when the picture appeared in a magazine they ran a caption asking if I was pregnant again. When I saw it I said, ‘I think the holiday is over.’ “

Liv lost the weight by shaking up her diet and working out a with a trainer. She does admit that she has started smoking again and knows she needs to quit. Again, very un-Hollywood like of her.

Liv biking around her NYC home before she lost the weight:

And Liv after she lost the weigth all cleaned up and gorg!!!

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