Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan blonde at the same time…

Britney and Lindsay at the Grand Star Jazz club at the same time….

Britney and Lindsay strung out and crazy at the same time?

Remember the big rig-a-ma-roar when $500,000 worth of Dior jewels went missing on a Elle / Lindsay Lohan photo shoot?

Lindsay Lohan looks all temptress sex vixen in these pictures as she sparkles in front of the camera wearing blinging jewellery and over-the-knee boots. But this is the photoshoot where thieves stole £24,000 of Dior diamond jewellery including earrings and a necklace. The actress, 23, is wearing the bracelets and rings that they did not make away with.

Here are the pictures and the video of the photo shoot :

Lindsay Lohan has turned down television before, but since her new movies are now going to straight to DVD she might want to re-think this offer. And ohhhhhh…how perfect my life would be if LiLo joined the next cast of “I’m A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!”

The troubled former child star is being courted to become a contestant on the UK and US editions of the Survivor-style reality program I’m A Celebrity…Get Me Out of Here. A television tattle spills to The Sunday Mirror: “Lindsay’s the perfect person for a reality show like I’m A Celeb. She’s young, fallen and there’s an element of tragedy in her life.”

With rumors rampant that Lindsay’s finances are in the toilet, producers have sweetened the pot with promises of a $250,000 check if the not-so-reformed party girl will agree to appear on the show.“Most people who go on the show are in need of a healthy paycheck and also want to raise their careers from the dead. Lindsay is perfect fodder for the show.”

Lindsay Lohan’s obsession with Marilyn Monroe has leaked over into other languages.

Instead of getting an interesting cover with a relevant celebrity this month, the readers of Vogue Espana get yet another LL homage to the late great MM.

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Now that Lindsay Lohan’s relationship with Samantha Ronson is over, it’s just natch that she’s going back to men. Proving that being a lesbian for the past year hasn’t changed her for the better in any way…she is now after womanizing-sex addict Russell Brand.

A source told The UK Sun newspaper: “Lindsay is a very good-looking girl and she is used to getting what she wants. Russell has been on her radar for a while now but he doesn’t want anything to do with her.

“He finds her constant craving for attention and her heavy drinking a turn-off. It’s not like he is short of female attention anyway.”

Thank goodness for small graces..that’s all this chick needs is to hook up with this:

Proving once again that Lindsay Lohan is no where near lucent enough to make a real comeback, Page Six reports that she turned down a role in one of the biggest movies of the summer.

The hard-partying starlet turned down a role in the summer blockbuster “The Hangover,” according to Us Weekly, because she said the screenplay “had no potential.”

A blue contact-wearing Lindsay Lohan celebrated her 23rd birthday at the Wet Republic pool in Las Vegas Saturday.

Along with several wardrobe changes, Lindsay partied with guests and gasp! had to actually touch a giant birthday cake.

Everyone was all abuzz about Lindsay Lohan having dinner with Ryan Seacrest over the weekend. Lilo taking a meeting with Seacrest can really only mean one thing….reality show in the works.

Or a booty call…but since the reality show idea makes more sense because we all know Seacrest is gay..we’re going with that theory.

But Lindsay and Ryan don’t just want to throw out another piece of reality fodder…they want to help. And let’s face it, when you are in need of a helping hand, who better than someone as cool and collected as Lindsay?

According to TMZ.com, the premise of the potential series is that real people who are on the wrong track and looking for a second chance are given $1 million to make it happen. Lohan, no stranger to the concept, would likely serve on a panel of judges who hear contestants’ stories.