I can’t wrap my head around someone as young as Lindsay Lohan pumping her face full of so many fillers that she looks like this. But then again, we are talking about Lindsay Lohan. She is broken and may be beyond fixing.

After doing a little bit of research about what she’s had done, I found a few quotes from plastic surgeons who say that her lips are filled to the max and disproportionate to her face and that as well as fillers in her cheeks she looks like she may have had some fat transplanted from some part of her body to her face.

At least she’s let go of the trashy blonde hair. Baby steps…baby steps.

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It’s three days after Lindsay Lohan’s big Saturday Night Live gig and people are still talking about it. Specifically Matt Lauer. Interesting, non?

This morning on The Today Show Matt asked Star Jones, Donny Deutsch and Dr. Nancy Snyderman what how they thought Lindsay did this weekend. All three of them agree that she is not clean. The fact that she couldn’t tell Matt in her interview last week the date she got sober is the reason all three cited for this opinion. I think most of us can agree on that.

The opinions of The Today Show professionals on Lilo were not surprising, save the fact that Dr. Nancy says that along with smoking too much Lindsay is throwing up. She claims the purging and smoking is permanently changing her voice.

Bulimic? I can believe that. Something is causing that horse voice and bloated face.

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I didn’t watch Lindsay Lohan on Saturday Night Live this weekend because I have a life. And I’m glad I didn’t because by all accounts SHE BOMBED. She is getting slammed on Twitter, Facebook and every single celebrity gossip blog in existence.

From her awkward opening monologue (below) to the very end of the show, Lindsay kept her eyes glued on the cue cards and did not have kick start performance that would fuel her big comeback like she was hoping. In fact, it may have made it worse.

The only skit that was even watchable without feeling a dirty sense of shame was this prerecorded Real Housewives of Disney thing. Presumably because they had time to do several takes and then let the editing team do their magic.

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Yikes. I hope she figures out a way to unfreeze her over-worked 20-something face before her gig at Saturday Night Live this weekend.

This creeps me out.

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It won’t air until Thursday morning, but Today is leaking bits and pieces of the Matt Lauer / Lindsay Lohan interview now. With her big Saturday Night Live comeback coming up in a few days, Lindsay claims that she has been clean and sober “for a while” and that she wants to  ”to continue to move forward and in the right direction.”

Lilo also told Matt that she understands that she is still on public trail,  ”I still need to go through the process of proving myself.”

On if she was in denial the last time Matt interviewed her: “Definitely,” Lohan said. “And I think it was — it’s a scary thing to have to kind of express to people … I wasn’t as comfortable with myself then. I think it was a fear factor that I had about what was really going on.  And, you know, I had to get that wakeup call.”

On going out with friends and staying sober: “That’s not my thing anymore. I went out, actually, a few months ago with a friend. And I was so uncomfortable. Not because I felt tempted, just because it was just the same thing that it always was before. And it just wasn’t fun for me. I’ve become more of a homebody. And I like that.”

On earning back trust from fans and getting work: “Do you think people have gotten back, or can get back to the point where they trust you?” Lauer asked. “In other words, professional people? You know, if they say to you, ‘Come host ‘Saturday Night Live’,’ that’s a big commitment. And do you think the producers and directors of movies and television projects are going to get back to the part where they can go, ‘You know what?  Yeah, we can count on Lindsay. We can bank on her?’”

“I think that that’s gonna take — I think that takes time,” Lohan said. “And I think that it’s actions. Because people can say things all they want, but I think I still need to go through the process of proving myself, you know, with ‘SNL,’ being on time, being, you know, keeping my — can’t say the word — but stuff together.”

On playing Elizabeth Taylor: “We’re in the middle of casting and figuring — we start production soon,” Lohan said. “I’ve been doing tons of research. But I’ve always kind of researched her. She’s always been a fascinating woman to me. So I’m really honored. And I will not let anyone down, especially myself.”

On rebuilding her career starting with SNL: “I don’t want people to have that reason to be scared anymore. So being able to have this opportunity with ‘SNL’ and the film, I’m gonna do what I’m supposed to do, and enjoy doing it, and do it as best as I can.”

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