You knew it was coming. And here it is. The leaked nude Lindsay Lohan Playboy pictures.

Well, not here…I can’t post completely nude Lindsay Lohan pictures. I’m not that kind of blog.

I’m underwhelmed. We’ve seen her in way more sexy pictures. You can view the entire nude pictorial here. It’s very NSFW.

I love how the term “leaked” is thrown around these days. At least Lindsay Lohan’s team made this leak real. In what appears to be a offhand iphone picture, the cover her upcoming February 2012 Playboy pictorial hit the web yesterday. What do you think? Classy or blah?

Frankly, I expected much more.  Maybe I’ll be more impressed when Lindsay reveals the entire pictorial on The Ellen Degeneres show December 15th.

If this wasn’t enough Lilo skin for you, our friends at Celebslam have compiled an entire collection of Lindsay’s wardrobe malfunctions.Click here to see the Lindsay Lohan of it all.  Enjoy!

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I know I give Lindsay Lohan shit all the time, but I really wish I had something other to share besides the details of her nude Playboy pictorial.

Reps for the magazine and the troubled actress, 25, who serveda four-hour jail sentence over the weekend, officially confirmed Monday that she’ll be featured in both pictures and words in the January/February issue.

“The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful,” her rep says, “and will be accompanied by an interview that will let readers see another side of Lindsay.”Calling Lohan’s bare photos “very classy,” the magazine’s founder Hugh Hefner tells The Insider that the final product is a “classic tribute inspired by the original Tom Kelly nude pictorial of Marilyn Monroe.”

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You think Lindsay Lohan would just go home and let some other celebrity embarrass themselves for a while. But no. I’m not sure what she was thinking trying to get an audience with Leonardo DiCaprio at his J.Edgar party. Leo is viciously private and does not suffer fools. He barely let himself be seen with Blake Lively while he was hooking up with her and she is semi-respectable.

America’s favorite shame machine, Lindsay Lohan, has embarrassed herself yet again! This time, right after finishing her shoot forPlayboy, she showed up at a party being held for the movie J. Edgar at the Roosevelt Hotel. The only problem? She wasn’t invited. Look away now if you don’t like to watch people throw their dignity in the trash, because a source said she really went all out to get in to the bash: “Lindsay was arguing with the security to let her in, dropping every celebrity’s name to get in. She could be heard saying, ‘I have to go and see Leo.’” Amazingly she did manage to talk her way in, but the disgrace didn’t stop there. “[S]he made everybody uncomfortable. She was aggressive and random, storming around. She tried to get to Leo, but he was surrounded by his security and a posse of his friends.” Ouch!

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Are the jails that overcrowded that they can’t squeeze in a 110 pound actress? Seriously..while we slept last night Lindsay Lohan “checked in” to jail and checked right back out. Some guess she may have spent 4 actual hours in a jail cell, but I wonder if they even went that far. She probably just holed up with her cell in some back office until the paperwork was done.

Once again, Lindsay Lohan has the last laugh.

The actress was released early from an overcrowded jail Monday morning after serving just over four hours starting at 9 Sunday night, the Los Angeles Sheriff’s Department confirms.

“All I can tell you is that she was already released,” L.A. Sheriff’s Deputy Tony Moore told PEOPLE early Monday morning.

A sheriff’s spokesman previously explained that Lohan could be sprung early due to a federal mandate to ease the overpopulated jail. Nonviolent offenders are routinely sent home early after serving only a fraction of their sentences.

Lohan, 25, had checked herself into the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood, Calif., after she was sentenced to 30 days in jail last week after admitting she violated probation in her DUI and necklace-theft cases.

She must now walk an extremely thin tightrope, working an additional 53 days of janitorial duty at the L.A. morgue and attending 18 more psychotherapy sessions, all by the end of March.

If she slips up, she could face an additional 270-day jail sentence, although she could be released early for overcrowding in that scenario as well.

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