Warning: This post may cause headaches or stomach cramps when you found out how much cash these extremely untalented idiots are making per episode while you slave away in your cube for a pittance.

Lauren Conrad: $75,000 per episode
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per episode
Lauren “Lo” Bosworth: $10,000 per episode
Stephanie Pratt: $8,000 per episode

This new information gives me new insight into why someone would be as colossally cheesy and embarrass themselves on a daily basis. Is it really possible these idiots are making twice as much as 99% of our counties teachers??!! That sound you hear is me banging my head against a wall.

Lauren Conrad got a little tipsy at her 22nd birthday party at S Bar this week, and nearly gave the world a very special The Hills nip slip.

Empty Beer Boxes At Lindsay Lohan’s House - Ninja Dude

Jessica Simpson Is A Green Monster - Celeb Parasite

Latest and Greatest Britney Spears Upskirt - Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Angelina Jolie Doesn’t Love Shiloh - Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Julia Roberts Has Man Arms - Celebrity Smack

Lauren Conrad Might Want To Rethink This Dress - Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Jessica Simpson Ready For Full Frontal Nudity - Derek Hail 

PETA Goes After The Olsen Twins - Gabby Babble

Steven Tyler’s Girlfriend Kicks Ass - Bumpshack 

Hilary Swank Takes A Lot Of Vitamins - The Blemish

Hayden Panettierre Rocks Stripper Boots - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Who are Heidi and Spencer and Why Do We Care They Split Up? - Girls Talkin Smack

Here is some Monday morning eye candy for you. The Hills stars Lauren Conrad and Audrina Partridge Maxim magazine outtake. Sorry they are low quality, but LC in her undies even in LQ is ok, right?

When will these stars learn? If you can really classify these two as stars. Laguna Beach and The Hills reality stars Lauren Conrad and Jason Wahler made a sex tape and it should be hitting the internet any day now. L.C. is said to be devastated but I’m not sure why. A good sex tape is just about the only way this chick is going to stay in the spotlight. Sex tapes aren’t even embarrassing anymore. It’s rare that one gets out there unintentionally and you know what they say, any press is good press.

 L.C. may be upset but word is that bad boy Jason has been arrested three times in the last year and was recently sentenced to serve time in prison and is trying to sell the tape to raise some cash before he goes off to the klink. Sources say that L.C. was so upset when she found about Jason’s evil plan that she tried to break into his apartment to get the tape. She was stalking him and calling non-stop until he finally gave in and gave her the video, at least a copy of the video. Clever boy made copies. If Jason can’t get a buyer he plans to leak it on line…so get ready for a new sex tape…Laguna style baby!

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