Anyway, back to the night in question. Kimberly showed up backstage while John was warming up for Sunday’s Hard Rock Calling gig in London’s Hyde Park. John tried to stop the mess before it started by asking a bouncer to have KS removed, but the young Kim refused to leave. Later when Jennifer saw her still hanging around, the you-know-what hit the fan and Kim had to be physically removed, kicking and screaming the entire way.

Ten minutes after being told to leave, she was on the side of the stage, waving at John and cheekily catching Jennifer’s eye while she was taking photos of her fella. We hear: “She had been told twice by security that she would be removed but she stood there bold as brass. Jennifer was on the opposite side of the stage and John felt like piggy-in-the-middle. He saw the tension and told his bouncers to get rid of her at all costs. Kim was pulled off the stage and escorted through the Hard Rock VIP tent with a face like thunder, shouting: ‘Why doesn’t he want me here? Is this because of her?’ “She totally embarrassed herself, but Jen looked relieved.”

Yikes. I sort of feel bad for Kim. She’s like the “ugly girl” in high school that all the guys will call for a late night booty call but would never actually date. Except instead of high school it’s L.A. and everyone from John Mayer to Tommy Lee has been hittin’ that but you never see pictures of her with anyone.

Kimberly Stewarts Nose Job Before and After Pictures – City Rag

Tara Reid FHM Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site) 

We Love Joaquin Pheonix At The We Own The Night Premiere – Girls Talkin Smack

Is It Just Us Or Does Jane Seymour Look Really Strange On Dancin With The Stars? – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Hugh Hefner Promotes His Girlfriend – Ninja Dude 

Ben Affleck’s Sad College Story -The Blemish

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Give The Evil Eye – Gabby Babble 

Scarlett Johansson In Elle Magazine – Derek Hail 

Halle Berry’s Baby Bump and Baby Boobs – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Lindsay Lohan May Play Playboy Bunny – Celebrity Smack 

Amy Winehouse’s Gross Hand …Yuck! – Seriously?OMG!WTF! 

Victoria Beckham Nude Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

We Still Love Gwen Stefani and Kingston – Girls Talkin Smack

Lindsay Lohan Getting Fat In Rehab – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Did Hillary Duff Get A Boob Job? – Ninja Dude 

Emmy Rossum Is A Nice Girl – The Blemish 

Bono And The Spice Girls? – Gabby Babble

Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens Split – Derek Hail 

Heidi Montag Bikini Candids – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne Have A Suicide Pack – Celebrity Smack

Did Kimberly Stewart Have Plastic Surgery? – Seriously?OMG!WTF! 

Joey Fatone Nearly Begging Britney Spears To Come To Orlando – Derek Hail

Does The World Really Need Britney Spears Art? – City Rag

Natalie Portman Naked in Hotel Chevalier – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Rihanna Looks Gorgeous Modeling For DSquared – Girls Talkin Smack

If Rod Stewart Was A Good Father He Wouldn’t Let Kimberly Stewart Dress This Way – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Natalie Portman Nude Video – Ninja Dude

Britney Spears Majorly Airbrushed “Believe” Perfume Ad – Bumpshack

Rumor Willis Goes Blonde And Looks Even Stranger – Gabby Babble

Amanda Braun…Don’t Know Her But She Is Hot – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Christina Aguilera Talks About Her Childhood, Sex and Marriage But Not About Being Pregnant – Celebrity Smack

Will Smith’s Son To Star In Karate Kid Remake – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Kelly Brook Pole-Dancing Pictures – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Pregnant Nicole Richie In Six Inch Heels – The Star Blogger

Rose McGowan Looks Good Again – Daily Stab

Don’t Watch Mariah Carey Pee – Hollywood Headache

Naomi Campbell By David LaChapelle = Brilliant! – City Rag

We Love Danille Lloyd’s Real Bikini Body – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site) 

Lindsay Lohan Looks Peaceful In Rehab, Huh? – Girls Talkin Smack 

Elle McPhearson Bikini Candids…She Is Gorgeous! – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Is Wentworth Miller Playing For The Other Team? – Ninja Dude

Kate Hudson Distraught Over Owen Wilson’s Suicide Attempt – The Blemish 

Britney Spears Cleared Of Dog Abuse But Not Child Abuse – Bumpshack

When Do Celebrities Know If Rehab Worked? – Lilheartfire (NSFW Site) 

Keith Richards Ate A Cigarette – Serioulsy?OMG!WTF!

Someone Is Actually Paying Kimberly Stewart To Model – Gabby Babble

Jessica Simpson Gets Her Sexy Back – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

iPhone Is The New Crackberry – City Rag

Rebecca Gayheart Topless Bikini Candids – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Paris Hilton Bikini Candids in Hawaii – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Lindsay Lohan’s Lawyer Is Pissed Off About Cocaine Findings – Girls Talkin Smack

Kim Kardashian’s Booty Still Big…Now Green – Ninja Dude 

Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey Get Caught On Film Naked – Derek Hail

Jessica Simpson’s New Movie Sucks So Bad It’s On Hold – The Blemish 

Eva Longoria In Worlds Ugliest Swimsuit – Bumpshack

Jessica Biel’s Body Might Be Too Hard – Gabby Babble

Even More Eva Longoria Bikini Candids – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Kimberly Stewart Hooks Up With Tommy Lee…That Is Wrong On So Many Levels – Celebrity Smack

Victoria Beckham Upskirt With Panties (SFW Picture Also) – Seriously? OMG! WTF! 

More Pictures Of Paris Hilton Using Drugs…Liar Liar Pants On Fire – City Rag

Kimberly Stewart Is Just Not Pretty…We Hope She Is Smart – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Brooke Burke Looks Better Than A New Mom Should – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Daniel Craig Signs On For New 007 Movie – Hollyscoop 

Please Tell Me What David Beckham Has On His Cute Head? – Girls Talkin Smack

Britney Spears Serves Her Mother With Restraining Order – Ninja Dude 

More Pictures of Britney Spears/Lynne Spears Drama – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Chris Benoits Conspiracy Theory – Celebrity Smack

Remembering Liz Claiborne – Seriously? OMG! WTF! 

Lilly Allen Arrested – Derek Hail

Paris Hilton Sure Is Sneaky – The Blemish 

Britney Spears Tries To Act Cute After Disrespecting Her Mother – Bumpshack

We Love Aerosmith But What The Hell Is Up With Steven Tyler? – Gabby Babble

Kevin Federline Gets Boo’d Again – City Rag

Tiffani Amber Theissen Looks Good – Drunken Stepfather

Ariadne Artiles in GQ – Horny Oyster

Roselyn Sanchez Strips – The Feeding Tube

Rod Stewart On His Daughters Breasts – Hollywood Gossip Whores 

Britney Spears Living At The Four Seasons? – Glitterati 

(Photo taken at the Disney premier of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest)