This news is so new and fresh that the beer I’m going to tell you about doesn’t even have a name yet. Drinks Americas Holdings Ltd. announced that they will be teaming up with Kid Rock to develop and market a premium domestic beer.

“Kid Rock is a reflection of great American rock-and-roll music and the American spirit, and we think we can create a beer in that same image. … There is no question in our mind that people will try a beer that Kid Rock will stand by and when they like it, a great and incredibly valuable trademark will be created”

DAH is currently in the process of “interviewing” breweries and working with the Kid to “make sure every aspect of the beer and the marketing support is as exciting as everything else Kid Rock does”. Look for lots of “good ol’ boy” commercials with more girls in Daisy Dukes than you can shake a giant redneck belt buckle at. With a shotgun or deer stand thrown in for good measure. They should be done by next Spring. Just in time for fishin’!

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Celebrities are notorious for putting crazy things in their backstage riders just to be sure that someone is actually reading them. Van Halen started this trend back in the day by asking for bowls full of green M&M’s. And remember this was back before you could go to Mymms.com and have custom orders made. Some schmuck had to actually open 100 bags of M&M’s and pick out all the green ones for Eddie and the boys. Axl Rose used to demand tons of skin mags, Cher had to have an entire room just for wigs, Jane’s Addiction insisted that two packs of Zig Zag rolling papers be in their dressing rooms, and Trent Reznor of Nine Inch Nails has to have two boxes of corn starch backstage before he’ll even think about going on.

Compared to the above lists, the stuff the celebs wanted at the MTV VMA’s this year wasn’t that bad.

Christina Aguilera: vanilla scented candles, four black bath towels , a space heater and two bottles of Veuve Clicquot champagne.
The Jonas Brothers: Eight sugar free Red Bells, 6 regular Red Bulls and 24 pieces of California sushi rolls
Rihanna: Trish McEvoy blueberry candles, Buffalo wings and roasted jerk chicken
Kid Rock: Chap Stick, white crew socks and low fat raspberry yogurt.

The only thing that shocks me from this list is that Kid Rock eats yogurt.

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Finally! A celebrity with some sense. I’ve wondered to myself for years why politicians think it’s a good thing to get a celebrity endorsement. I mean really, when Heidi Montag backed John McCain did that send you running to register as Republican? Did Scarlett Johannson’s claim to be receiving personal emails from Barack Obama make you think he could change the world?

He tells CMT Insider, “I truly believe that people like myself, who are in a position of entertainers in the limelight, should keep their mouth shut on politics. Because at the end of the day, I’m good at writing songs and singing. What I’m not educated in is the field of political science. And so for me to be sharing my views and influencing people of who I think they should be voting for … I think would be very irresponsible on my part.”

Preach it Brother Kid! It would not only be irresponsible on his part to influence his fans; it would be utterly ridiculous and stupid for someone to follow a celebrity to the voting poles.

Kid Rock has been sentenced for administering a good old Southern beat down on a man enjoying a late night meal at an Atlanta Waffle House last fall. The Kid pled no-contest on one count of simple battery and in exchange the judge handed down a sentence of one year on probation, six hours of anger-management counseling, 80 hours of community service and was ordered to pay a $1,000 fine.

What the Southern Fried shananigans below.

Kid Rock was schedule to perform at the U.K. Dowload festival Friday, but instead had to be admitted to the hospital. The festival went on as planned with fellow acts picking up the slack and performing longer sets. No news on what is wrong with Bob….we’ll keep you updated. Hopefully he just ate same bad British hotel food or something.

A statement from festival organisers reads: “We’ve had the curse of Download. Kid Rock is not very well (and) we’ve had to rush him to hospital in Nottingham (England). He apologises to his fans.” Fellow rock acts Judas Priest and Disturbed made up for Kid Rock’s no-show by treating festival-goers to longer sets.

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Kid Rock fans prepare yourselves. After more than a decade of rockin the Southern white trash look, Kid Rock has announced this tour will be his last with his trademark long hair.

“I definitely wanna cut it. This is the last record with the hair…I think it’s going off (and) I’ll slick it back and ride off into the sunset.”

Strange, it’s usually only women who get divorced then chop off their hair in an act of defiance. KR says he’ll be chopping off his locks in 2008, but we aren’t so sure it’s gonna be a good look for Detroit bad boy. Please don’t tell us he is giving up the wifebeaters and boots too?

Robert Ritchie aka Kid Rock was arrested in Atlanta early Sunday morning for getting in a fight at a Dekalb County Waffle House. Nice!

According to a local Atlanta news station, Kid stopped at the Waffle House at 5:15 AM on Sunday after a show, probably for some smothered and covered hashbrowns, when a customer started a fight with one of the people in his crew. Kid and five members of his entourage were arrested and charged with a misdemeanor charge of simple battery.

Kid posted bond about 12 hours later and left DeKalb County jail, signing autographs for fans as he made his way back to his tour bus.

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