Punk’d is back kids…and Khloe Kardashian is the latest victim. This is actually pretty funny. Stolen from that scene in Something about Mary…Miley Cyrus and Kelly Osbourne pretend to come over for a girls night but it ends with some dudes junk stuck in his zipper.

These two biatches crack me up. Kelly Osbourne and Christina Aguilera have hated each other for years. I’m not sure who started it…but they have both called each fat and other ugly names back and forth for years. Some say Xtina even bought the Osbourne home just to spite Kelly. Maybe that’s why Kelly is just not able to rise about the fat jokes now that she is healthy and lean.

Although she called the 30-year-old singer a ‘fat b***h’ just over two months ago, she’s done it again. On E!’s Fashion Police Friday, co-host George Kotsiopoulous defended Christina’s unflattering get-up at last weekend’s Michael Jackson tribute concert.He pointed out that she was ‘still probably a size 2/4′ despite her poor outfit choice.

Trust me,’ Kelly, 26, sniped. ‘I’m a 2/4. That is not a 2/4.’ She continued: ‘She called me fat for years. I was never that fat.’

And umm….Kelly dear….yes you were.

And just for fun..here’s some pictures of Xtina at the pumpkin patch still dressing like she thinks she is thin.

Kelly Osbourne got all skinny and now she thinks she is the shit!

She is cracking me up with all her snarky comments about other girls much more important in the world than she is. Yesterday she was all over Christina Aguilera…well actually…that one was pretty accurate. But today she is ragging on Princess Catherine for re-wearing an expensive DVF dress at a public event.

Note: This dress cost close to $600 originally..which is more than alot of people make in a week. While the rest of the world thinks it’s refreshing that Kate isn’t bilking the British government for millions on clothes…the aged and wise Kelly Osbourne says she would NOT HAVE IT.

Last night on “The Tonight Show,” Osbourne went off on Kate for her repeat dresses, telling Jay Leno “If I had that job I would only wear it once. If I am going to be the future bloody Queen of England I’m going to wear that dress once because I’m giving up the rest of my life, all of my privacy. At least I can get a new dress every day!”

Remember, just last week Kate was spotted at Zara Phillips‘ pre-wedding cocktail party wearing the same green Diane von Furstenberg dress she donned just three weeks prior at a high-profile soiree in California.

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We all know Christina Aguilera is a bloated boozy blond these days. But if you put a few pieces of the puzzle together you can see just what a mean-spirited bitch she really is. Years ago, when The Osbournes first aired on MTV, Kelly Osbourne made some ugly comments about Xtina which she later retracted at the end of the show. Now, years later the reason behind Kelly’s ugly outburst have finally come to light.

Kelly Osbourne took their feud to a new level during a recent episode of E!’s Fashion Police. And guess what? Bloated, boozy Xtina started it all by talking about Kelly and making fun of her weight.

After Joan Rivers, 78, said Aguilera looked “stuffed into” a Givenchy LBD at anevent in Munich, Germany last month (and likened her to “Snooki’s Scandinavian cousin”), Osbourne chimed in: “Maybe she is just becoming the fat bitch she was born to be. I don’t know. She was a c**t to me. And she bought my house!”

Osbourne’s digs at 30-year-old Aguilera’s fluctuating weight didn’t end there. “She called me fat for so many f***ing years,” Osbourne continued, “so you know what? F**k you! You’re fat too.”

Ironically, Osbourne opened up to Us Weekly in Feb. 2010 about her own weight struggles. “I took more hell for being fat than I did for being an absolute ragingdrug addict. I will never understand that,” the reality star, who checked into rehabfor drug and alcohol addiction three times, said.

The 5-foot-2 Osbourne, who once weighed “almost 160″ pounds, recalled once walking down the street when “some horrible obnoxious teenager screamed out a car window to me, ‘You’re fat!’ I went to my parents [Sharon and Ozzy] bawling, ‘I would rather be called ugly than be called fat!’”

After years of yo-yo dieting, Osbourne shed more than 48 pounds thanks to her 2009 stint on Dancing With the Stars — and she’s kept it off since!

“I just commit to half an hour a day. It doesn’t seem overwhelming and I can handle that,” she told Us in Oct. 2010. “I do half an hour on the treadmill and when I feel like doing more, I’ll do a few sit-ups and some weights.”

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Raccoon eyes is out and skinny Kelly is in! Kelly Osbourne has officially replaced trashy teen Taylor Momsen has the face of Madonna and Lourdes Leon’s clothing line Material Girl.

Madonna recently launched an online search for the celebrity spokes person for her Material Girl line, encouraging fans to vote for their favorite through the labels website and it looks like the tweensters still love them some Osbourne.

“A lot of my inspiration comes from her,” Lourdes said.

“Kelly’s always been a massive fan of Madonna and recently heard Lourdes idolised her, which she was very flattered by. It’s a huge coup,” said a friend of Kelly.