The law always gets you Kelly Osbourne. Even though the incident happened last summer, Scotland Yard has arrested the young Osbourne for allegedly slapping a journalist in a London nightclub last August.

Apparently, Kelly was pissed off that gossip columnist Zoe Griffin wrote an article mocking her model boyfriend Luke Worrall, when she wrote that pretty boy didn’t know how earthquakes happened. When Kelly and Zoe crossed paths at Punk nightclub, the gossip girl got bitch slapped by the Princess of Darkness.

Griffin quoted her saying, “I have an issue with you. My boyfriend knows what an earthquake is and everyone has been laughing at him and he’s upset.”  As the conversation drew to a close, Griffin wrote, “That’s when I felt a hard slap to my right cheekbone.”

Kelly was arrested but released soon after on bond.

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The Daily Mail says that 23 year old Kelly Osbourne is planning to marry her 18 year old model boyfriend very soon. I’m not sure how much truth there is to this one, as they site their source as Facebook.

Kelly’s boytoy, Luke Worrall changed his Facebook status from ’single’ to ‘engaged to Kelly Osbourne’ over the weekend, and now everyone thinks they will be running off to tie the knot any day now.

Kelly and Luke have only been dating since May, but she was spotted in September wearing a ring on her wedding ring finger….that many think is an engagement ring.

You gotta give young Luke props for being brave. When you were 18 would have had the balls to tell The Prince of Darkness that you were about to marry his daughter?

As if we needed more proof that Axl Rose is a complete moron, his “game” is so unbelievably retarded we don’t even know what to think. Kelly Osbourne was out a recent L.A. party with her friend/designer Richie Rich when the pair bumped into Axl.

“He was really weird with her,” said the Heatherette fashionista at a party for the launch of the new Tide and Downy Total Care washing liquid. “He kept leering at her and saying, “I want to f*** you!”

Nice manners, dude. He must have forgotten that her father is the Prince of Darkness.

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Do our eyes deceive us or has Kelly Osbourne actually lost weight? We hear reports every week that she is getting thinner but then we see a picture and think, “ummm, don’t think so.” But in these pictures of Kelly out at an event with her brother Jack Osbourne, she looks practically sleek.

Don’t Believe The Hype..Kelly Osbourne Has Not Lost Weight - The Skinny Website

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Anna Friel From Pushing Daisies Topless Bikini Candids - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Kat Von D’s Tattoo’s Go All The Way Down If You Know What We Mean - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Vivenne Westwood On Racism In Fashion Industry - City Rag

Owen Wilson Fell Off The Wagon - Celebrity Smack

The Only Bad Picture Of Rihanna We’ve Ever Seen - Girls Talkin Smack

New Britney Spears Upskirt - Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

John Goodman Just Got Out Of Rehab - Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Avril Lavigne As A Pussycat Doll…Sort Of - Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Jenna Jameson The Undead Clown - Derek Hail

We Aren’t Suprised To Learn That Kirsten Dunst Has Body Odor - Gabby Babble

Britney Spears Calls Her Judge An Old Fart - Bumpshack

Slash Writes About Drug Addiction In His New Memiors - The Blemish

Lindsay Lohan Not Leaving Rehab Just Yet - Ninja Dude 

Kristin Cavallari Bikini Candids - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Pink and Carey Hart Getting Divorced - Girls Talkin Smack 

Natalie Portman Nude - The Blemish 

Kim Kardashian Wearing Mom Jeans - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Kelly Osbourne Looks Awful - Bumpshack

Avril Lavigne Eats Ice Cream - Derek Hail 

Did Michael Jackson Get Married On the Down Low? - Gabby Babble

Evan Rachel Wood Hates Her New Tattoo - Celebrity Smack

Britney Spears Pretends Someone Loves Her - Seriously?OMG!WTF! 

Danielle Lloyd Upskirt - Celebrity Beta 

Lindsay Lohan Spotted In Utah - Girls Talkin Smack

Even Badass Chuck Norris Has Had Plastic Surgery - City Rag

Anne Hathaway Not A Fan Of Sun Tans - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Lindsay Lohan Does Elle Magazine - Into Gossip

Anna Faris Has An Incredible Body (Bikini Candids) - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

There Is Justice In The World: Brandon Davis Got Beat Up - Ninja Dude 

Halle Berry Pregnancy Rumor Revisited - The Blemish 

Jenna Elfman Named Her Baby Boy ‘Story Elias’ - Bumpshack

So What If Jessica Alba Doesn’t Always Wear A Bra - Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Kelly Osbourne To Elope - Celebrity Smack

Does Britney Spears Have A Girlfriend? - Serioulsy?OMG!WTF!

Is Mandy Moore Dating John Mayer? - Gabby Babble 

Amy Winehouse Overdosed And Had Stomach Pumped - The Blemish

Angelina Jolie On The Set Of Wanted - Girls Talkin Smack

Jaime Pressly Looks Hot In White Dress - Drunken Stepfather

Tom Cruise Not Cool Enough For The French - Ninja Dude

Lilly Allen Can’t Get A Visa - Derek Hail 

Kelly Osbourne Has Class - Bumpshack 

Sexual Assault At The Playboy Mansion - Gabby Babble

Scarlett Johansson In The Nanny Diaries - Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Nicole Richie Pregnancy Problems - Celebrity Smack

Sienna Miller Bikini Candids - Seriously? OMG! WTF!