Kelly Clarkson has been quoted a least 521 times saying that she is ok with her body and refuses to give in to pressure to get rail thin.

And then Shape magazine goes and does this….nice message to our country’s young girls Shape…you  suck.

Look for Kelly to show up on the cover of Shape magazine about three months now with her story of how she lost 30 pounds in 30 days!

We hate to see Kelly hooking up with el diablo so we have decided to give her as much face time here at HWB as we possibly can to keep her from going to the dark side. I don’t know what the big deal is, all she needs to do is hire a personal trainer and nutritionist, lose 35 pounds and the world would love her again. She would have so much press she wouldn’t know what to do. Also, grab one of those cute band guys and start a very public relationship. That works for the Simpson girls.

She went on to say she was embarrassed when a male friend called her on it and she just stopped purging cold turkey. Let’s hope she deals with this recent weight gain a little better. Maybe since she won’t be on the road this summer (her summer tour being cancelled to poor ticket sales) she can spend some time getting healthy again.

Steven Tyler Has Man Boobs – City Rag

Ashely Olsen Wearing A Very See Thru Skirt – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Sara Silverman Maxim Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Paris Hilton’s Neighbors Want Her To Move -Into Gossip

Paris Hilton Weak and Lathargic in Jail..May Be Force Fed – Derek Hail

Kelly Clarkson Has Gained 32 Pounds – The Blemish

Liv Tyler Says Yes To Plastic Surgery – Bumpshack

Suri Cruise Calls For Help – Gabby Babble

Now We Know Maria Menounos Doesn’t Wear A Bra – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Nicole Richie DUI Trail Delayed Three Weeks – Celebrity Smack

Is Suri Cruise Really Cute or Really Strange Looking? – Seriously? OMG! WTF! 

Paris Hilton Still Thinks She Is Above Law Tries To ‘Call In’ To Court – Serioulsy? OMG!WTF!

Emilio Estevez In Spandex – Gabby Babble

Isaiah Washington Leaving Grey’s Anatomy – Bumpshack

American Idol Really Did Fire Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul – The Blemish 

Gisele Bundchen Tells Pope No One Is A Virgin When They Marry – Derek Hail 

Sara Michelle Gellar Has High Red Eyes – Ninja Dude

Kelly Clarkson Airbrushed Thin In Elle Magazine – Girls Talkin Smack

Lindsay Lohan Dumps Calum Best – Hollyscooop

Shakira In Blender Magazine – The Feeding Tube (NSFW) 

Mila Kunis In Short Shorts – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW) 

Kate Moss: Cracked Out Druggie or Gorgeous Supermodel? – City Rag

Fergie Admits To That Peeing In Her Pants Incident – Into Gossip

Chris Rock Has A Secret Child – Ninja Dude

Britney Spears Goes To The Hospital Again For Tooth…No Dentists In LA? – Derek Hail

Someone Please Tell Victoria Beckham To Start Wearing A Bra – Celebrity Smack

A Salute To Hottie Mark Wahlberg – City Rag

Wanna See Kate Beckinsale Screaming and Running…And A Bonus Whale Tale – The Blemish

If We Are Really Lucky Paris Hilton Will Do Jail Time – Bumpshack

Jessica Biel Even Looks Hot In Ugly Underwear – Drunken Stepfather

Kelly Clarkson Gets A Little Pudgy – The Skinny Website

Sharon Stone and Christian Slater: A Police Report Waiting to Happen – City Rag

Reese Witherspoon Has A Normal Womans Body Including Hips – Drunken Stepfather

Laugh At Paris Hilton As She Runs Out Of Gas (Video) – Horny Oyster

Golden Globes Pictures Mega Post – Glitterati 

Even Bigger Golden Globes Mega Picture Post – Egotastic

Kelly Clarkson Without Makeup = Not Cute – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Sasha Baron Cohen (aka Borat) Cleans Up Nice At Golden Globes- Evil Beet

Lindsay Lohan Gets Attention Any Way She Can, Including Going See Through – CelebWorm

Let’s Not Over Look The Men At The Golden Globes – Into Gossip

Awkward Run Ins At Golden Globes After Parties  – Hollyscoop 

Jake Gylenhaal Does Dreamgirls (Video) – Girls Talkin Smack 

Suzanne Somers Home Burns In Malibu Fire – Celebrity Smack

Britney Spears Bikini Candids (Not Looking Too Hot Brit) – Drunken Stepfather

Holly Webber- Some Hot Chick – Horny Oyster

Scarlett Johansson Esquire Photos – The Feeding Tube

Famous Person Kids Reality Show: Sean Stewart and Randy Spelling – Gltterati

Janet Jackson’s Gorgeous 2007 Calendar – PopBytes

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden In Cabo (Video) – The Evil Beet

Kate Moss Topless and Drinking Wine (NSFW) – Celebworm

Kate Winslett Will Never Have Plastic Surgery (Check Back in 20 years) – Into Gossip

Kelly Clarkson’s New Horrible Hair Do – Girls Talkin Smack

Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johansson Hook Up? – Egotastic 

I guess Gwen will just be at home cuddling that cute baby. Probably prancing around in some retarded Harajuku outfit and biting on her big fake nails.

Source: Us Weekly