Kelly Clarkson Cleans Up For Koi

Posted July 12, 2007 at 5:14 pm by: Sparkle-C

We feel just awful about all the bad press, if any, that Kelly Clarkson is getting lately. We just read somewhere that Kelly has agreed to collaborate with the devil (you kids know her by her street name: Paris Hilton) in an effort to get more press which means more ticket and album sales.

We hate to see Kelly hooking up with el diablo so we have decided to give her as much face time here at HWB as we possibly can to keep her from going to the dark side. I don’t know what the big deal is, all she needs to do is hire a personal trainer and nutritionist, lose 35 pounds and the world would love her again. She would have so much press she wouldn’t know what to do. Also, grab one of those cute band guys and start a very public relationship. That works for the Simpson girls.

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson Was Bulimic

Posted June 21, 2007 at 1:33 am by: Sparkle-C

Kelly Clarkson, who has never seemed bothered by her yo-yo weight habits, recently admitted that even she has battled with self image problems and an eating disorder. Kelly told Us Weekly that she became bulimic in high school after getting passed over for a role in a school musical.

She went on to say she was embarrassed when a male friend called her on it and she just stopped purging cold turkey. Let’s hope she deals with this recent weight gain a little better. Maybe since she won’t be on the road this summer (her summer tour being cancelled to poor ticket sales) she can spend some time getting healthy again.

Kelly Clarkson

Humpday Backwash

Posted June 20, 2007 at 9:14 pm by: Sparkle-C

Jack Osbourne Claims He Had Sex With Paris Hilton…That’s A Shocker - Ninja Dude

Steven Tyler Has Man Boobs - City Rag

Ashely Olsen Wearing A Very See Thru Skirt - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Sara Silverman Maxim Magazine Pictures - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Paris Hilton’s Neighbors Want Her To Move -Into Gossip

Paris Hilton Weak and Lathargic in Jail..May Be Force Fed - Derek Hail

Kelly Clarkson Has Gained 32 Pounds - The Blemish

Liv Tyler Says Yes To Plastic Surgery - Bumpshack

Suri Cruise Calls For Help - Gabby Babble

Now We Know Maria Menounos Doesn’t Wear A Bra - Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Nicole Richie DUI Trail Delayed Three Weeks - Celebrity Smack

Is Suri Cruise Really Cute or Really Strange Looking? - Seriously? OMG! WTF!

Celebrities, Paris Hilton, Nicole Richie, Liv Tyler, Suri Cruise, Kelly Clarkson, Ashley Olsen, Daily Backwash

Weekend Backwash

Posted June 8, 2007 at 5:45 pm by: Sparkle-C

Paris Hilton Released Because Of Stress Related Herpes Outbreak - Celebrity Smack

Paris Hilton Still Thinks She Is Above Law Tries To ‘Call In’ To Court - Serioulsy? OMG!WTF!

Emilio Estevez In Spandex - Gabby Babble

Isaiah Washington Leaving Grey’s Anatomy - Bumpshack

American Idol Really Did Fire Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul - The Blemish

Gisele Bundchen Tells Pope No One Is A Virgin When They Marry - Derek Hail

Sara Michelle Gellar Has High Red Eyes - Ninja Dude

Kelly Clarkson Airbrushed Thin In Elle Magazine - Girls Talkin Smack

Lindsay Lohan Dumps Calum Best - Hollyscooop

Shakira In Blender Magazine - The Feeding Tube (NSFW)

Mila Kunis In Short Shorts - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW)

Kate Moss: Cracked Out Druggie or Gorgeous Supermodel? - City Rag

Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, Kate Moss, Giselle Bundchen, Shakira, Kelly Clarkson, Isaiah Washington

Kelly Clarkson Is A Bit Thick

Posted April 18, 2007 at 12:18 am by: Sparkle-C

Let me preface this by saying I like Kelly Clarkson and I don’t want to make fun of her new chunkness. I do want to say however that sometimes some folks shouldn’t wear a striped mini dress with boots that make short stubby legs look bigger. And this look is for Kelly’s latest video. Time for a new stylist.