While I agree that, especially compared to the talented kids competing on this show, Katie’s number was a snoozer. But give a Stepford Wife a break. She knew she wasn’t a dance when she took this gig..but she just had to trust in Xenu to get her through.

This celebrity couple’s  pre-nuptial agreement required the wife to stay in the relationship for a certain amount of time. However, the Stepford Wife’s law firm has decided that it may be difficult to impossible for the husband to enforce this. It seems that the wife knows much more than she should about the husband’s long-time and very personal relationship with another high-profile man. She is using that knowledge to get her sentence reduced and to to gain custody over the couple’s kid/s.

This Stepford Wife is close to splitting from her husband. She has actually consulted with several high-profile divorce lawyers on both coasts. The main issue here seems to be custody of their kid/s, whom the husband is intent on keeping. Thankfully, she’s gotten her parents involved, even though she had distanced herself from them over the past few years.

Will Katie finally be free and able to eat and smile again?

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Katie recently told a reporter from Life & Style that asked about her favorite NYC restaurants that, “As you can see,” Katie said, holding up a drink, “I’m on my liquid diet right now.”

That same afternoon, she began a five-hour film shoot at Stand, a neighborhood burger joint and didn’t eat a bite the entire time. The Scientology purification diet is said to be used to get the female body ready for childbirth and most insiders think that Tom is pressuring Katie to following the program so they can make Suri a big sister.

Or maybe she just got some fly extensions before she attended a screening of Valkyrie with Tom in Tokyo yesterday.

And seriously Katie…detox or not….what’s up with these trashy Lindsay Lohan fingernails?

The actress appears to have lost a lot of weight recently and the unforgiving cameras in Rio quite clearly caught her protruding collarbone and bony spine, while her modest décolletage was lacking support of a bra and exposed her sternum..

In December, Katie was spotted carrying a bottle of cult drink Celsius, which claims to contain a ‘thermogenic blend’ which increases metabolism in order to burn calories. Each bottle contains less than 10 calories and its makers claim that it can burn up to 77 calories over a three to four hour period.

In Katie’s case I’d say the drastic weight loss is probably stress related vs. the vanity weight loss we see from other celebs. You know it must be hella stressful to be an ‘arranged’ Scientoology marriage to a man that is clearly brainwashed.

When Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes exited the Ivy restaurant in L.A. on Jan. 21, the smiles on their faces as they glanced at each other said it all: “We’re in love!” But when Tom gently placed his hand over his beautiful wife’s belly and she clasped his hand and held it there, the message was even louder and clearer — the couple have another baby on the way!

To add to that iron-clad proof,  onlookers described Tom’s actions as “identical to how Tom used to stand with Katie when she was pregnant with Suri.”

Katie’s reps having been denying that she’s pregnant for the past two years and even if Kate is preggo they will deny it until that wierd bump of her returns…but the people say she’s knocked up now and we all know that people are always right.

But the most interesting tidbit came when Tom said he was afraid that Katie was going to propose to him before he had a chance to do it.

“I knew I wanted to marry Kate when I met her,” he says. “After our very first date, I was sure. At one point, I thought she was going to ask me to marry her first and I cut her off by changing the subject. I wanted to ask her.”

Be careful for what you wish for Tommy boy.  What did you expect her to do after you put her through that 14 day isolated/deprogramming/brainwashing at the Scientology center?

Of course, there are a few other things that could be the cause of Kate’s crazy grill. It’s possible that Katie is having her old veneers replaced and is just waiting on her new chompers, but it’s also possible that she’s been trying to chew through the bars on her windows at night.

Katie will be guest starring as a non-profit attorney but as these pictures show she’ll be dancing through Eli’s head before the show is over.

 THE guest list to Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes‘ weekend housewarming party read like a “people who I need to suck up to” list. One attendee said, “Everyone he’s been having issues with was invited: Sumner Redstone, Steven Spielberg, Oprah Winfrey, you name it. Then there were all the gays, which was hilarious because Scientology ‘cures’ gays . . . There’s a tenet in Scientology that basically says, ‘After you cut people off, you have to invite them back in.’ Especially if your career’s in trouble, I guess.”

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