Here it is…the MUCH hyped performance of Katie Holmes on the hit FOX summer show, So You  Think You Can Dance. Skip to the 1:20 mark for the good stuff.

Shanna Moakler (not a dancer or performer herself) twittered about Katie Holmes less than spectacular performance on So You Think You Can Dance last night.

While I agree that, especially compared to the talented kids competing on this show, Katie’s number was a snoozer. But give a Stepford Wife a break. She knew she wasn’t a dance when she took this gig..but she just had to trust in Xenu to get her through.

This story keeps popping up too often to not have some truth to it. We know Stepford Wife is Katie Holmes…but who is the man that Tom is involved with??  Will Smith makes sense…gay rumors about Big Willy have been around longer than the Tom Cruise gossip. And they are like BFF’s or something….

This celebrity couple’s  pre-nuptial agreement required the wife to stay in the relationship for a certain amount of time. However, the Stepford Wife’s law firm has decided that it may be difficult to impossible for the husband to enforce this. It seems that the wife knows much more than she should about the husband’s long-time and very personal relationship with another high-profile man. She is using that knowledge to get her sentence reduced and to to gain custody over the couple’s kid/s.

A blind item popped up today that could be only two people…..and one of them is not Nicole Kidman.

This Stepford Wife is close to splitting from her husband. She has actually consulted with several high-profile divorce lawyers on both coasts. The main issue here seems to be custody of their kid/s, whom the husband is intent on keeping. Thankfully, she’s gotten her parents involved, even though she had distanced herself from them over the past few years.

Will Katie finally be free and able to eat and smile again?

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Everyone has noticed how frail and thin Katie Holmes is looking lately while she is on the Scientology purification diet. And while Katie continues to look sicker, more info is coming out about the why and where’s of this detox thing.

Katie recently told a reporter from Life & Style that asked about her favorite NYC restaurants that, “As you can see,” Katie said, holding up a drink, “I’m on my liquid diet right now.”

That same afternoon, she began a five-hour film shoot at Stand, a neighborhood burger joint and didn’t eat a bite the entire time. The Scientology purification diet is said to be used to get the female body ready for childbirth and most insiders think that Tom is pressuring Katie to following the program so they can make Suri a big sister.

Maybe that crazy Scientology detox Katie Holmes has been on really made her hair grow super fast.

Or maybe she just got some fly extensions before she attended a screening of Valkyrie with Tom in Tokyo yesterday.

Read about Katie Holmes Scientology purification program HERE.…see the results below. Ugh..Katie go straight to the nearest McDonald’s and get a burger and a large fry.

And seriously Katie…detox or not….what’s up with these trashy Lindsay Lohan fingernails?

Have you been wondering why the once bubbly and cute Katie Holmes has been looking so tired and worn out lately? Tom and the “church”  have had Katie on a Scientology purification program  called Clear Body, Clear Mind. It’s unknown if she has reached any sort of clarity, but she has certainly reached the state of run down.

Most agree the program that consists of exercise, saunas and huge doses of vitamins and minerals to help cleanse the body is gruelling and dangerous. And it has resulted in the already tiny Katie losing another 2o pounds or so.

“When Katie embarked on a new diet, Tom was insistent that it stick to the codes of Scientology. The purification program is all about ridding the body of harmful toxins and calls for cutting out refined sugar, junk foods and carcinogens that create toxicity. It’s very gruelling – long periods of fasting on nothing more than water and juice, and heavy doses of niacin, colonics and long heated saunas to purify the body.”

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