And she apparently still enjoys getting her groove on with her husband Len Wiseman.

And she is possibly showing her booty to the cameras because she needs a job. She is a bit of a paparazzi ho.

In our first installment…we shall discuss this odd little outfit Kate Beckinsale was rockin this weekend. I was all ready to bash on Kate for wearing these old-school bloomers out in public…but then I got booty-blinded by her bad ass / broken in Fiorentini & Baker boots and suddenly the whole outfit worked for me.

But her IMDB page is starting to look pretty sad. I remember reading an interview with her a few years ago where she stated that she was on the brink of giving up on an American acting career and returning to the UK. For some reason she has never been able to become the box-office opening leading lady they were grooming her for at the beginning of her career.

On a positive note, the 37 year-old actress still looks fantastic in a bikini. Having that knowledge might be enough to get you through many sleepless nights when you feel like you’ve accomplished nothing over the past few years.

In exchange for her title and some much needed press, Esquire had Kate film a steamy video with lots of lingerie, platform heels and little else. She walks up stairs, sits on the edge of a pool and writhes around on a table in fur. I imagine this is not where Kate wanted to be in career at this point.

The video, seen below, is set to the Jet song “Hollywood”.

Katherine Heigl Works Out In Boy Clothes – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Jessica Alba’s Newly Pregnant Backside – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Bloated Brooke Hogan Bikini Candids – Ninja Dude

James Blunt Is A Scoundrel – The Blemish

Rihanna Suffering From Mystery Illness – Gabby Babble

Kate Beckinsale Buys Entire Toy Department At Target – Derek Hail

Everybody Loves Hayden Panettierre’s Hooker Boots – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Finally….X Files 2 Begins Filming – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Brangelina Kicks TomKat’s Ass – Celeb Parasite

Kelly Brooke Lingerie Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Rachel McAdams Is Sooo Cute – Girls Talkin Smack 

Melanie Brown Practicing For Dancing With The Stars – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Britney Spears Is Abusing Anti-Depressants? – Ninja Dude

Hayden Panettiere Has Absolutely No Cellulite – Derek Hail 

Foxy Brown Lied About Being Pregnant – Bumpshack 

50 Cent Defends Britney Spears – Gabby Babble

Kate Beckinsale In A Strange Green Bikini – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Katie Holmes Is A Terrible Photographer – Serioulsy?OMG!WTF!

Are We The Only Ones That Think Anna Kournikova Is Drop Dead Gorgeous? – Hollywood Sleazy

Jennifer Ellison Bikini Candids..Nice – Celebrity Beta

Kate Moss Topless Bikini Candids – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

More On Britney Spears VMA Meltdown – Girls Talkin Smack 

Wanna See Mary-Kate Olsen On Weeds Early? – Ninja Dude

Jessica Simpson Should Really Wear A Bra – Derek Hail

Charlize Theron Is Way Too Into Her Looks and Her Body – The Blemish

Girls Gone Wild Goes After Vanessa Hudgens – Bumpshack

Jennifer Hudson Joins Sex And The City Movie Cast – Gabby Babble 

Kate Walsh Bikini Candids – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Kanya West Gets On Our Nerves – Celebrity Smack

Angelina Jolie’s Knees Are Scary – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Kate Beckinsale Bikini Candids – Hollywood Sleazy 

Kate Moss Longchamp Pictures – Celebrity Beta

Kate Beckinsale Pisses Off Anorexics – Celebrity Smack

Hugh Grant Beats Photographer With Pot Holder And is Arrested- City Rag

Britney Spears Botched Lipodisolve Treatment..Yuk – The Skinny Website

Hillary Duff Death Threat In Canada – Ninja Dude

Reason #4556 Rehab Didn’t Work For Brintey Spears…Still Drinkin’ – Derek Hail

Tonz More Celebrity Gossip and Juicy Bits At – Celebrity Beta

Charlotte Church Four Months Pregnant  And Brave In This Bikini – The Blemish

Kate Beckinsale Flaunt Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube

Howard Stern (the real one) Gives Big Rocks – Celebrity Smack

Paris Hilton Shows Her Ass – City Rag 

Amanda Bynes Is Finally 21!!! – Drunken Stepfather

The Guy From KISS, Mark St. John,  No One Knows Dies – Glitterati 

Keira Knightly Uses Foot Doubles – Into Gossip

Jason Wahler Arrested Again! – Hollyscoop 

Taryn Manning STUFF Magazine Photo Shoot – Ninja Dude

Porn Fans Not Happy With Jenna Jameson Weight Loss – Derek Hail