No story here really, other than Kate Beckinsale looks smoking hot in a bikini.

And she apparently still enjoys getting her groove on with her husband Len Wiseman.

And she is possibly showing her booty to the cameras because she needs a job. She is a bit of a paparazzi ho.

In a new segment I like to call Love it or Hate It?  we will be dissecting celebrity outfits and fashion sense and on occasion…. mocking them cruelly.

In our first installment…we shall discuss this odd little outfit Kate Beckinsale was rockin this weekend. I was all ready to bash on Kate for wearing these old-school bloomers out in public…but then I got booty-blinded by her bad ass / broken in Fiorentini & Baker boots and suddenly the whole outfit worked for me.

I don’t know if Kate Beckinsale has purposefully not gotten involved in any other project than The Trails of Cate McCullough (in post-production now) over the past two years, or if she just can’t find a job.

But her IMDB page is starting to look pretty sad. I remember reading an interview with her a few years ago where she stated that she was on the brink of giving up on an American acting career and returning to the UK. For some reason she has never been able to become the box-office opening leading lady they were grooming her for at the beginning of her career.

On a positive note, the 37 year-old actress still looks fantastic in a bikini. Having that knowledge might be enough to get you through many sleepless nights when you feel like you’ve accomplished nothing over the past few years.

Megan Fox is soo last year. Esquire’s newest Sexiest Woman Alive is the lovely Kate Beckinsale.

In exchange for her title and some much needed press, Esquire had Kate film a steamy video with lots of lingerie, platform heels and little else. She walks up stairs, sits on the edge of a pool and writhes around on a table in fur. I imagine this is not where Kate wanted to be in career at this point.

The video, seen below, is set to the Jet song “Hollywood”.

Pamela Anderson and Rick Soloman Get Reality Show – Celebrity Smack

Katherine Heigl Works Out In Boy Clothes – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Jessica Alba’s Newly Pregnant Backside – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Bloated Brooke Hogan Bikini Candids – Ninja Dude

James Blunt Is A Scoundrel – The Blemish

Rihanna Suffering From Mystery Illness – Gabby Babble

Kate Beckinsale Buys Entire Toy Department At Target – Derek Hail

Everybody Loves Hayden Panettierre’s Hooker Boots – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Finally….X Files 2 Begins Filming – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Brangelina Kicks TomKat’s Ass – Celeb Parasite