Mirror Mirror starring Julia Roberts, Lily Collins and Nathan Lane looks a much more family-friend-girl-power thing. People are already hating on Julia for her funky accent and the movie for being a bit campy…but campy sells people. Family friendly movies always score big at the box office.  It will be interesting to see how these two very different takes on the classic tale do at the movies.

Another reason to love her? She has a real 43 year-old body and she looks fantastic and confident in it. Sure Demi Moore has a flatter tummy…but one day all the plastic surgery is going to catch up with her and she is going to fall apart like Goldie Hawn and Meryl Streep in Death Becomes Her.

This one however, I do believe. According to rumors and this blind item while filming Julia Roberts and Javier were filming Eat Pray Love…they got close…REAL CLOSE.

This pregnant almost A list movie actress who only does cameos on television just found out her A list movie actor cheated on her with this A list movie actress who is not pregnant, but has kids with her husband.

An intriguing tale of rival Snow White is unfolding between Universal Pictures and Relativity Media. I’m told that Charlize Theron is hot and heavy in negotiations to play the Evil Queen in Universal’s Snow White and the Huntsman (with Michael Fassbender the front-runner to play the woodsman). For its rival project The Brothers Grimm: Snow White, Relativity Media is courting Julia Roberts to play the Evil Queen. That film will be directed by Tarsem from a script by Melisa Wallack.

“The entire Roberts-Moder family, goes to temple together to “chant and pray and celebrate. I’m definitely a practicing Hindu.” says Roberts.

Well then she was definitely the perfect fit for Eat Pray Love. What a great, peaceful and honest way to raise your kids. Coming from someone who raised Katy Perry-style….this is incredibly refreshing to hear.

On Botox and plastic surgery:

“It’s unfortunate that we live in such a panicked, dysmorphic society where women don’t even give themselves a chance to see what they’ll look like as older persons. I want to have some idea of what I’ll look like before I start cleaning the slates. I want my kids to know when I’m pissed, when I’m happy, and when I’m confounded. Your face tells a story… and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.”

Everyone I know told me what a great, redeeming story it was…but I got bored in Italy.

The movie, based on the best-selling memoir of the same name, follows Roberts as Elizabeth Gilbert, a divorced woman who sets out on a year-long journey to Italy, India and Bali, where she, of course, eats, prays and finds love.

New Line Cinema paid Roberts $3 million up front against 3 percent of the gross for what is little more than an extended cameo. That comes out to an astonishing $8,333 per second of screen time, or roughly $500,000 a minute. Verbally, it’s a minimum of $11,952 per spoken word.

I doubt anyone else in the giant ensemble cast was paid so much. I love JR as much as the next Southern girl..but is she really the big draw for this flick? Ashton Kutcher, Jessica Alba, Bradly Cooper, Anne Hathaway, Taylor2, Jamie Foxx…yeah ..I guess she is.

Not quite up to par with her Pretty Woman body…but not too shabby for someone with three toddlers. Not that I am judging. Well maybe a little.

I don’t know…I think it’s kinda cool to hear America’s Sweetheart dropping the F-bomb and talking about having to pee.

“Alright well, it’s late and I’m paying my babysitter overtime and I have to pee.  So Tom, everybody f—–g likes you. All my bits are gone. Listen, I had lunch today with Rita [Wilson, Hanks' wife], and her t–s were here [motioned high] and her waist was here [motioned small] and her a– was like that [motioned high], so what can I tell you that’s new? Tom Hanks, what the f–k?”

“I love the Cohen brothers, but the hair Tom [in 2004's Ladykillers], I didn’t even know what the f–k that movie was about!”   [Regarding his movie, The Terminal], “You in the airport with the accent? It was a pass for me. Airport? Were you just an immigrant lost? I didn’t know. I love you, and I didn’t know what to do, really. God, I’m wearing the same f—–g dress tonight as your publicist!”

“Listen, I’ve got to get home. But this much we know … I will say this: Tom Hanks, ‘I love you.’  It’s so dark out there, I feel like I’m in space.  Thank you, whoever just made it light. [Lost creator] J.J. Abrams, are you here?”