Johnny Depp Says Capt Jack Sparrow Is Gay

Posted on: November 30, 2010

As usual, my boy Johnny Depp gave a cracker jack interview to Vanity Fair for their January issue. In addition to talking about how the press torture Angelina Jolie and how much she reminds him of Liz Taylor (natch) he showed us how he likes to f*** with the man.

On Disney’s thoughts of Jack Sapparow: “They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him,” Depp says of Disney’s reaction to his controversial interpretation of Sparrow. “I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Depp reveals to Smith, however, that he remained unfazed by the studio’s hysteria. “Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?… And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite… ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”

Johnny Depp Visits London School Dressed As Capt. Jack Sparrow

Posted on: October 7, 2010

My crush on Johnny Depp continues. This story is so cute it makes me sick. Johnny is currently filming the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie in Greenwich but when he got a letter from a saucy nine year-old he made a surprise visit to her school.

The actor took some time out to make an impromptu trip to Meridian primary school dressed as his character Captain Jack Sparrow.

His visit came after one of the school’s pupils, Beatrice, wrote a letter to him saying: “Captain Jack Sparrow, at Meridian Primary School we are a bunch of budding young pirates and we were having a bit of trouble mutiny against the teachers. We’d love it if you could come and help. From Beatrice De Lap aged nine, a budding pirate.”

Teachers only found out the actor was coming ten minutes before he arrived and parents were shocked when their kids came running out telling them what had happened.

Too cute. You can see the pictures of the precocious little girl and Capt. Jack Sparrow here.

Video: Johnny Depp & Angelina Jolie “The Tourist” Trailer

Posted on: September 15, 2010

“I don’t regret it, you know. Kissing you.”

That’s what Johnny Depp tells Angelina Jolie in the first trailer for the highly anticipated romantic caper flick, The Tourist.

And don’t worry kids, despite all the rumors that Angie was after Johnny on set, no marriages were broken up during the filming of this movie.

Johnny Depp Is Coolest Lizard Ever in RANGO Trailer

Posted on: June 30, 2010

The release date for the animated movie Rango isn’t until March 2011, but for whatever reason they’ve already released a trailer. It’s a family flick..but who can resist Johnny Depp playing a lizard?

As I was researching this movie I learned that my man John has no less that 14 projects in development right now. FOURTEEN! Everyone wants a piece of the Deppster. A few of note are big screen versions of the television classics The Lone Ranger, Happy Days and Dark Shadows. I’d guess that he’d play Tonto in The Lone Ranger.….The Fonz in Happy Days and Barnabus in Dark Shadows.

Oh my…how cool would JD be as The Fonz. Dreamy …even.