Radar Online says that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis may be on the way to splitsville. I hope not. These two are my all time favorite celebrity couple.

Johnny, 48, and the mother of his two children, have been arguing constantly and this may be the end for the couple as they head towards Splitsville.

“Johnny isn’t handling anything well right now,” a source close to the Pirates of the Caribbean star told RadarOnline.com. “People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end.”

While Depp’s movies are doing well, his personal life may be falling apart. “Johnny has started reaching out to lawyers, probably to quietly discuss how to get out of the relationship. They’re not married but they’ve been together for years and have kids together so it isn’t as easy as just breaking up,” the source said.

The show revolved around Barnabas Collins who was 18^th century gentleman, a businessman just before the Revolutionary War, who was transformed against his will into a vampire and buried in a tomb for two centuries. After he finally emerges, uncovered by construction workers in the year 1972, he seeks out his descendants — as well as some long-ago foes and a possible lost love.

I know..a very progressive soap for 70′s housewives to be watching, no?

You can read  more about the rest of the family and cast here. It includes Jonny Lee Miller, Michele Pfieffer, Eva Green and of course Helena Bonham Carter…bc you can’t have Tim Burton and Johnny Depp with a little Helena.

On Disney’s thoughts of Jack Sapparow: “They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him,” Depp says of Disney’s reaction to his controversial interpretation of Sparrow. “I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Depp reveals to Smith, however, that he remained unfazed by the studio’s hysteria. “Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?… And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite… ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”

The actor took some time out to make an impromptu trip to Meridian primary school dressed as his character Captain Jack Sparrow.

His visit came after one of the school’s pupils, Beatrice, wrote a letter to him saying: “Captain Jack Sparrow, at Meridian Primary School we are a bunch of budding young pirates and we were having a bit of trouble mutiny against the teachers. We’d love it if you could come and help. From Beatrice De Lap aged nine, a budding pirate.”

Teachers only found out the actor was coming ten minutes before he arrived and parents were shocked when their kids came running out telling them what had happened.

Too cute. You can see the pictures of the precocious little girl and Capt. Jack Sparrow here.

“I don’t regret it, you know. Kissing you.”

As I was researching this movie I learned that my man John has no less that 14 projects in development right now. FOURTEEN! Everyone wants a piece of the Deppster. A few of note are big screen versions of the television classics The Lone Ranger, Happy Days and Dark Shadows. I’d guess that he’d play Tonto in The Lone Ranger.….The Fonz in Happy Days and Barnabus in Dark Shadows.

Oh my…how cool would JD be as The Fonz. Dreamy …even.

I’m sad to report that Paris Hilton also attended this event and put her stank on the night…maybe that’s why John and Van are leaving.

The New York Post reports that actresses will be put to a “jiggle” test, and they’ll immediately be sent packing if their artificial bust doesn’t bounce.

The fourth installment in the Pirates series, titled On Stranger Tides. And even though fan favorites Orlando Bloom and Keira Knightley won’t be reprising their roles, there will still be plenty to look forward to. Penélope Cruz is joining the franchise as the daughter of the legendary Blackbeard (Ian McShane) — and Jack Sparrow’s love interest!

As soon as Vanessa found out that Johnny Depp would have a major love scene with Angelina Jolie in “The Tourist” she started campaigning to get him the hell out of there. So far it hasn’t worked as we’ve already seen pictures of the two filming on set, but the NY Post says there is some behind the scenes manipulating going on and that it is possible Johnny could be replaced by Brad Pitt or Leo DiCaprio.

Paradis “found out that there was a real long and intense love scene between [Depp] and Jolie,” a source close to the project said.

“He’s currently trying to [get out of the movie], but I don’t know if he’s succeeded. But he’s trying and they’re talking about replacing him with [Jolie's partner] Brad Pitt or Leonardo DiCaprio.”

Paradis, Depp’s partner of 12 years with whom she has two kids, doesn’t have to look deep into Jolie’s past to find reasons to worry.

The puffy-lipped siren and Pitt hooked up after they steamed up the screen in “Mr. & Mrs. Smith.” The 2005 picture was largely credited with busting up Pitt’s Tinseltown union with “Friends” actress Aniston. Years earlier, Jolie got her hooks into Billy Bob Thornton, while the “Sling Blade” actor was reportedly engaged to actress Dern.

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