Say it ain’t so Johnny.

Radar Online says that Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis may be on the way to splitsville. I hope not. These two are my all time favorite celebrity couple.

Johnny, 48, and the mother of his two children, have been arguing constantly and this may be the end for the couple as they head towards Splitsville.

“Johnny isn’t handling anything well right now,” a source close to the Pirates of the Caribbean star told RadarOnline.com. “People around him are worried about how Johnny is doing because he and Vanessa seem so fractured right now. Their relationship is heading toward the end.”

While Depp’s movies are doing well, his personal life may be falling apart. “Johnny has started reaching out to lawyers, probably to quietly discuss how to get out of the relationship. They’re not married but they’ve been together for years and have kids together so it isn’t as easy as just breaking up,” the source said.

I don’t remember the 70′s vampire soap opera Dark Shadows…but my mother loved it so much I was nearly named after a character on the show so I’ve heard all about it from a young age. You can bet my mom will be buying advanced tickets to see her favorite old-school story brought back to life on the big screen.

The show revolved around Barnabas Collins who was 18^th century gentleman, a businessman just before the Revolutionary War, who was transformed against his will into a vampire and buried in a tomb for two centuries. After he finally emerges, uncovered by construction workers in the year 1972, he seeks out his descendants — as well as some long-ago foes and a possible lost love.

I know..a very progressive soap for 70′s housewives to be watching, no?

You can read  more about the rest of the family and cast here. It includes Jonny Lee Miller, Michele Pfieffer, Eva Green and of course Helena Bonham Carter…bc you can’t have Tim Burton and Johnny Depp with a little Helena.

As usual, my boy Johnny Depp gave a cracker jack interview to Vanity Fair for their January issue.  In addition to talking about how the press torture Angelina Jolie and how much she reminds him of Liz Taylor (natch) he showed us how he likes to f*** with the man.

On Disney’s thoughts of Jack Sapparow: “They couldn’t stand him. They just couldn’t stand him,” Depp says of Disney’s reaction to his controversial interpretation of Sparrow. “I think it was Michael Eisner, the head of Disney at the time, who was quoted as saying, ‘He’s ruining the movie.’ Depp reveals to Smith, however, that he remained unfazed by the studio’s hysteria. “Upper-echelon Disney-ites, going, What’s wrong with him? Is he, you know, like some kind of weird simpleton? Is he drunk? By the way, is he gay?… And so I actually told this woman who was the Disney-ite… ‘But didn’t you know that all my characters are gay?’ Which really made her nervous.”

My crush on Johnny Depp continues. This story is so cute it makes me sick. Johnny is currently filming the fourth Pirates of the Caribbean movie in Greenwich but when he got a letter from a saucy nine year-old he made a surprise visit to her school.

The actor took some time out to make an impromptu trip to Meridian primary school dressed as his character Captain Jack Sparrow.

His visit came after one of the school’s pupils, Beatrice, wrote a letter to him saying: “Captain Jack Sparrow, at Meridian Primary School we are a bunch of budding young pirates and we were having a bit of trouble mutiny against the teachers. We’d love it if you could come and help. From Beatrice De Lap aged nine, a budding pirate.”

Teachers only found out the actor was coming ten minutes before he arrived and parents were shocked when their kids came running out telling them what had happened.

Too cute. You can see the pictures of the precocious little girl and Capt. Jack Sparrow here.