Leave it to Courtney Love to put John Mayer in his place. On the batshit crazy can handle the overly obnoxious.

Courtney verbally attacked The Player Mayer for opening up about his sex life with his former celebrity girlfriends…along the way she “insulted” him by insisting she would never deign to date such a douche.

In a recent interview with Playboy magazine, Mayer spoke candidly about a string of ex-lovers, including Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. Mayer most notably revealed Simpson, who he dated for nine months in 2006, was “crazy” in bed. However, Hole frontwoman Love was unimpressed by Mayer’s remarks – and has taken to her Twitter.com page to blast the rocker, who she would love to “punch in the face.”

She writes, “Do you ever feel like spite hate f**king John Mayer. Just to put him in his place, he’s a better guitarist than me but not better in bed! Say your (sic) f**king John Mayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times…”

“Mayer’s a little bland for me and youngish. I’ll do young, but he’s neither Yale Harvard Oxford and he’s not really rock, so not for me.”

I think a relationship with Courtney Love is exactly what John Mayer needs right now. It just might set him straight.

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Maybe, just maybe…John Mayer has realized that all his attempts to manipulate the media and be the quick-witted-funny-cool-guy have failed. After several years of stupid Twitters and countless TMZ-TMI…John says the garbage he spit out for the Playboy interview was the end for him.

The blues-rock singer teared up as he spoke to fans in Nashville about descending into a “wormhole of selfishness” with his “quest to be clever” in the media. He said he’s “done” acting foolish and just wants to “play my guitar.”

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Oh when will the annoyance that is John Mayer just go away????  Everyday its something new with this idiot.

His need for attention and lack of filter win him the douche award of the day over and over…and over and over. This week everyone is talking about his Playboy interview where he threw Jessica Simpson under the bus and told the world about how she is in bed. Nice.

Then he threw out the N word because he says he has a “hood pass”. Then of course after someone informed him he had stuck his foot in his big ass mouth again he Twittered an apology.

Interview and apology below:

PLAYBOY: If you didn’t know you, would you think you’re a douche bag?
MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.

PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

Apology:

Re: using the ‘N word’ in an interview: I am sorry that I used the word. And it’s such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there’s no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged.

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At least she did according to InTouch. The rumor about these two hooking up has been floating around for a few weeks but this is the first time any big tab has confirmed it. It’s really a shady story. You just know that sweet little Taylor is all in love and The Player Mayer is telling her whatever she needs to hear so he can get in her day-of-the-week panties.

In Touch can exclusively reveal that John told a friend that he and Taylor hooked up when they were both in Nashville, Tenn., on January 24. According to a source, the couple met up several times, in public and private, and were first seen getting cozy in a recording studio. “She was sitting on John’s lap, her arms were around him, and she was talking in his ear,” says the source. “They were acting like teenagers.”

Though the source says that Taylor “adores” John, it seems the womanizer is up to his old ways, involving yet another starlet in boosting his career. When asked by a friend how his night with Taylor went, John laughed, and boasted, “How do you think it went?”

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John Mayer vowed to take a one week ‘digital cleanse’ for his New Year resolution. But going on day 12 and still no news from John The Playa Mayer is starting to freak everyone out.

John’s absence from cyberspace isn’t stopping speculation about his shady love life — he’s being singled out as a possible reason for the big T2 break-up. Sources report that 32 year-old Mayer has developed a crush on sweet Taylor Swift..who is 12 years his junior. Creepy much?

The same source reveals that the playa has been totally crushing on Taylor since asking her to sing on his latest album. The strangest thing about this rumor is that John hasn’t come forward to deny it. He is all about letting us know what’s going on with him.  So what’s up?

Here’s a clip of John making a guest appearance at a Taylor concert late last year.

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