Mayer’s womanizing seems to be getting more unscrupulous as the years go by. He started off dating chicks his own age, respectable actresses with a bit of sense. (Minka Kelly..Jennifer Love Hewitt…Jennifer Aniston) then moved on to young girls not quite sure of themselves that believe every guitar player with his heart on his sleeve. (Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift and now Shenae Grimes)

Taylor Swift performed a few of her new songs in Paris last night and this one titled Dear John says it all.

“Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.” Later, Willman reports that the second chorus finds Swift singing: “It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.”

Could be a case of a creepy older dude hitting on a barely legal teenager…or could be a silly teenage girl reading way too much into an older paying her some attention.

It was announced on his website today that: “After a sold-out performance in Copenhagen, John Mayer was forced to cancel his second show there on 5/31 due to illness. Regrettably, the illness has caused his remaining European shows scheduled through this week to be canceled as well (Amsterdam, Madrid and Manchester).”

No one seems to know exactly what is wrong with The Playa or everyone that knows is keeping it on the down low. His people say that he is expected to make a full recovery after returning to the states. I’m thinking STD…it’s about time for karma to get this dude.

“Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?”

And because she is such an intelligent young woman she fired back with a line from her new song. Presumably because she could think of nothing else to say.  Although he’s been known to go for the dumb ones…this chick is now where near clever enough to match wits with the Playa.

“Dear John Mayer. Don’t be a little bitch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me where ur dick’s at . x”

Courtney verbally attacked The Player Mayer for opening up about his sex life with his former celebrity girlfriends…along the way she “insulted” him by insisting she would never deign to date such a douche.

In a recent interview with Playboy magazine, Mayer spoke candidly about a string of ex-lovers, including Jennifer Aniston and Jessica Simpson. Mayer most notably revealed Simpson, who he dated for nine months in 2006, was “crazy” in bed. However, Hole frontwoman Love was unimpressed by Mayer’s remarks – and has taken to her Twitter.com page to blast the rocker, who she would love to “punch in the face.”

She writes, “Do you ever feel like spite hate f**king John Mayer. Just to put him in his place, he’s a better guitarist than me but not better in bed! Say your (sic) f**king John Mayer totally throwing him around the room in bits and then you just BAM punch him in the face? good times…”

“Mayer’s a little bland for me and youngish. I’ll do young, but he’s neither Yale Harvard Oxford and he’s not really rock, so not for me.”

I think a relationship with Courtney Love is exactly what John Mayer needs right now. It just might set him straight.

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The blues-rock singer teared up as he spoke to fans in Nashville about descending into a “wormhole of selfishness” with his “quest to be clever” in the media. He said he’s “done” acting foolish and just wants to “play my guitar.”

His need for attention and lack of filter win him the douche award of the day over and over…and over and over. This week everyone is talking about his Playboy interview where he threw Jessica Simpson under the bus and told the world about how she is in bed. Nice.

Then he threw out the N word because he says he has a “hood pass”. Then of course after someone informed him he had stuck his foot in his big ass mouth again he Twittered an apology.

Interview and apology below:

PLAYBOY: If you didn’t know you, would you think you’re a douche bag?
MAYER: It depends on what I picked up. My two biggest hits are “Your Body Is a Wonderland” and “Daughters.” If you think those songs are pandering, then you’ll think I’m a douche bag. It’s like I come on very strong. I am a very…I’m just very. V-E-R-Y. And if you can’t handle very, then I’m a douche bag. But I think the world needs a little very. That’s why black people love me.

PLAYBOY: Because you’re very?

MAYER: Someone asked me the other day, “What does it feel like now to have a hood pass?” And by the way, it’s sort of a contradiction in terms, because if you really had a hood pass, you could call it a nigger pass. Why are you pulling a punch and calling it a hood pass if you really have a hood pass? But I said, “I can’t really have a hood pass. I’ve never walked into a restaurant, asked for a table and been told, ‘We’re full.’”

Apology:

Re: using the ‘N word’ in an interview: I am sorry that I used the word. And it’s such a shame that I did because the point I was trying to make was in the exact opposite spirit of the word itself. It was arrogant of me to think I could intellectualize using it, because I realize that there’s no intellectualizing a word that is so emotionally charged.

In Touch can exclusively reveal that John told a friend that he and Taylor hooked up when they were both in Nashville, Tenn., on January 24. According to a source, the couple met up several times, in public and private, and were first seen getting cozy in a recording studio. “She was sitting on John’s lap, her arms were around him, and she was talking in his ear,” says the source. “They were acting like teenagers.”

Though the source says that Taylor “adores” John, it seems the womanizer is up to his old ways, involving yet another starlet in boosting his career. When asked by a friend how his night with Taylor went, John laughed, and boasted, “How do you think it went?”

John’s absence from cyberspace isn’t stopping speculation about his shady love life — he’s being singled out as a possible reason for the big T2 break-up. Sources report that 32 year-old Mayer has developed a crush on sweet Taylor Swift..who is 12 years his junior. Creepy much?

The same source reveals that the playa has been totally crushing on Taylor since asking her to sing on his latest album. The strangest thing about this rumor is that John hasn’t come forward to deny it. He is all about letting us know what’s going on with him.  So what’s up?

Here’s a clip of John making a guest appearance at a Taylor concert late last year.