John Mayer is back in Miami to get him some more of Jennifer Aniston. Like everyone else in the free world we are glad to see Jennifer find some happiness but this relationship seems staight out of “He’s Just Not That Into You.”

Although, she does have him flying to Miami every weekend, so maybe everything is not as it looks on the outside.

John Mayer dished on the recent pictures of him lounging with a bikin clad Jennifer Aniston at the Met’s Costume Institute Gala Monday night. Maybe it’s just us, but it does it sound like John is already trying to distance himself from Jen?

“Listen, this is not a scandal, this is not an issue, this is not a problem, this needs no spin control,” John said. “This is me living my life and a guy with a really powerful lens and I don’t fault him, I don’t fault anybody, I don’t fault you, I don’t fault this or that. There are much worse problems in the world. Everything’s cool!”

Seriously, it sounds like he is making excuses for getting caught in a booty call. Look at this Rico Suave…he thinks he is all that.

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Here ya’ go kids. Photo proof that guitar players always get the girls. How many gorgeous celebrities does this make for John Mayer? By our count Jennifer Aniston is number five.

He flew to Miami on April 23 and checked into the Four Seasons hotel, but insiders say that he spent virtually no time there during his visit — opting instead to hang out in the $3,000-a-night presidential suite at the Mandarin Oriental, where Jen has been staying while shooting the movie Marley & Me. And the two were inseparable over the long weekend. When asked how he was doing, after spending four days with his new love, John smiled. “My weekend was good,” he told In Touch exclusively.

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are involved in a hot new romance thanks to matchmaker Sheryl Crow. Sources say that Sheryl thinks the world of her buddy Jennifer and fellow musician John and decided to hook them up while they were both in Miami over the weekend.

The couple shared a romantic dinner at Michael’s Genuine Food & Drink in South Beach last Friday and even had the kitchen say open past their 3pm lunch closing to they could be alone.

“They felt so comfortable with each other that they ate of each other’s plates. Jen had a bite of John’s ham sandwich between bites of her chopped chicken salad. And they shared a chocolate-peanut butter candy bar dessert. They walked arm and arm as they left the restaurant.”

And the couple couldn’t get enough of each other. Later that evening they had a romantic dinner that lasted until 1 a.m. at the romantic Italian restaurant Casa Tua .

For the record, we approve of this match-up if and only if John has decided to stop nailing everything that walks. He is going through girls like most of us go through toilet paper.

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This one caught us off gaurd. John Mayer never really struck as a hard-core tattoo loving kind of guy. We always pegged him for the more sensitive, intellegent, music fills your soul kinda fella. You know, the kind of guy that might have a few special pieces on his body somewhere that represent something important in his life. But we never in a million years thought he’d go for a full sleeve of what looks like … well we really aren’t sure what it is.

You can make out the ‘SRV’ (in honor of legendary guitarist Stevie Ray Vaughn) on the top of the shoulder that John’s had for sometime now, he just engulfed in in this.

What do you think? Can John Mayer pull off this kind of ink?

John Mayer loves attention. Not only did he organize an entire cruise around himself and his music and dubbed it Mayercraft…he planned out this attention getting stunt before the ship set sail. We say that because we doubt they sell that particular swim suit on the ship.

On Sunday morning, Mayer opted to don a Borat bathing suit and take a short jog around the upper level of the Carnival Victory’s Lido Deck — much to the joint amusement and horror of the crowd of about fifty catching mid-morning rays.

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We don’t normally link to this blog because his trademark scribbling on pictures drives us batty..but this picture is so freakin’ funny we felt we would be doing you kids a disservice if we didn’t. Still searching for unedited pictures.

 John Mayer donned a borat one-piece swimsuit - and nothing else - during his Mayercraft cruise this past weekend.

John Mayer continues his quest to date every girl in L.A. by pushing all up on Ricki Lake at the Sunshine Sach’s p.r. company’s Christmas party. Using the excuse to discuss Ricki’s new documentary, “The Business of Being Born,” Johan admitted to Ricki that he’d had a crush on her for two years! The couple exchanged numbers and sources say John texted Ricki all night long.

We’d like to comment on “sleazy line” that our boy John is teetering on lately, but Ricki is lookin’ so hot you can’t really blame him.