I’m sure Jennifer Aniston is so glad that she’s chosen this week to rekindle her relationship with John Mayer.

Earlier this week he threatened to ‘forcefully sodomize’ a New York Magazine editor and gave just about the crabbiest, mean and ugly interview ever.

And while we all know the sodomy thing was just a figure of speech….it always makes you proud when the guy you are sleeping makes himself look like an ass.

All the big tabs are reporting today that Jen and John have remained close even after the public break-ups and now working on giving it another shot.

The duo recently spent a night together late last month at New York City’s Bowery Hotel. “Jen was there on the arm of John and they were all very lovey,” says an onlooker. “She was in casual clothing as was he, and she seemed very comfortable around his crowd of friends.”

My regular readers know that I am a reformed John Mayer fan…now offically a “Mayer Hater”…but once in while his humor gets to me. JM twittered his thoughts on the whole PerezHilton/Will.I.Am situation Monday ….I couldn’t agree more.

@perezhilton’s video statement is so long that by the end of it his cut healed.
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Last year P!nk kneed me in the nuts outside Chateau Marmont. I was pissing blood for days. Did I make a scene?
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Can somebody please call Amex and get me a replacement card?
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FollowMonday @police @fire @ambulance
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I love that @perezhilton uses his cellphone to log on to twitter to post a tweet to ask his followers to call the police for him.
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Ever wondered how serial dater and dumper John Mayer manages to snag so many gorgeous young girls in L.A.? Me too. I thought he had real game but now I think he’s just a big cheese-ball and he hits on so many girls that just by the law of averages he gets lucky sometimes.

JOHN Mayer once tried to pick up pop starlet Jessie James by text-messaging her, “Let me tuck you in.” James told “Boomer & Craig” on WFAN Sports Radio that she met the singer-songwriter in Manhattan. “He had someone send for me [from] across the room,” James related. “He had a bunch of girls with him and he said, ‘We should [all] go back to my apartment.’ ” She said Mayer left first to avoid the paparazzi, and when they got to Mayer’s apartment, “We were all hanging out and everyone started to gradually leave. It was just he and I at this point. I told him, ‘I need some taxi money, I’m gonna go home now.’ ” Mayer asked James for her number and she gave it to him before leaving. She recalled, “He texted me throughout the entire night while I was at the hotel room,” leaving messages like, “Let me tuck you in. I want to see you.”

He had someone send for her…then “let me tuck you in“. Ugh. Insert your own eye roll here.

I knew something fishy was going on with Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer when she took his dumbass back after he ran his mouth about dumping her to the paparrazzi. Jen and John split back in August and now the word on the street is that Jen asked Mayer the Player to get back together just while she was promoting ‘Marley & Me‘. And of course he agreed, since he is the one that caused her so much bad press to begin with.

Jen and her people didn’t want the interviews for the movie to center around her single status..and it seems to have work. ‘Marley & Me’ had a huge Christmas Day opening…even beating out her ex Brad Pitt with that old man movie.

Now that Jen’s movie is bankin’, she’s been anywhere and everywhere except anywhere around The Player. She spent Christmas with her BFF Courtney Cox and is currently in Mexico waiting to ring in the new year with the Cox-Arquette family.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are making another go of it..this time John has pledged to keep  his big mouth shut and not blab very personal information to paparazzi.

They’ve been seen getting cozy all over town and were even spotted doing some major dirty dancing at a nightclub this week. Sources say that for some reason Jen stayed away from alcohol all night long….here come the pregnancy rumors.

Finally someone stands up against the evil that is John Mayer. Leave it to mouth-tattoo-loving-motorcycle-riding Pink to tell Mayer the Player what time it is. Pink let loose on guitar boy at a recent party after he told her he only slept with stupid women.

I got into an argument with him. I don’t believe him as much as he believes him. He said something along the lines of, ‘I only shag really stupid women.’ And I said, ‘I guess they would have to be.’ I don’t get him at all.”

It’s good to know there is at least one woman smart enough in the state of California to NOT jump in this guys bed.

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer found a quieter way to hook-up this weekend as they both attended the first birthday party for Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher’s daughter, Olive. Last week Jen was forced to asked local police officers for help as she headed over to Mayer the Players house for a booty call.

Jen, who made birthday headlines earlier this week when she celebrated on-off-on beau John Mayer’s 31st, arrived at Isla’s Hollywood Hills home hiding on the floor of the backseat of BFF Courtney Cox and David Arquette’s car.

Oddly, Baby Olive sure does have a lot of famous grown-up friends. Other party guest were Dustin Hoffman, Ben Stiller, Ellen DeGeneres and Portia, Jack Black, Tobey Maquire, Kate Beckinsale and Jonah Hill. They must do things different in L.A. Where I come from the party is usually about the kid, not the parents Hollywood connections. But whatever, party on Borat!

Maybe hate is a strong word, but Jennifer Aniston’s friends are most definitely over John ‘The Player‘ Mayer. Even Jen’s BFF Courtney Cox and David Arquette are concerned about the Player and his love for the ladies.

“It’s a shame she’s attracted to a guy you know is not around for the long haul,” said an Aniston pal, convinced Mayer “will have moved on to someone else by Christmas.”

Ummm….yeah, that’s exactly what’s going to happen. What the hell is wrong with Jennifer? I hope she’s logging some serious couch time with her therapist because there is some sort of crazy behind repeating the same behavior and expecting new results.

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