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33 Year-Old John Mayer Hooks Up With 21 Year-Old Shenae GrimesPosted on: December 30, 2010 | Comments Off
With the right 33 year-old, and the right 21 year-old the age difference wouldn’t be so creepy. But with serial dater John Mayer boinking the 90210 ditzy actress..this skews like EWWWWW. Mayer’s womanizing seems to be getting more unscrupulous as the years go by. He started off dating chicks his own age, respectable actresses with a bit of sense. (Minka Kelly..Jennifer Love Hewitt…Jennifer Aniston) then moved on to young girls not quite sure of themselves that believe every guitar player with his heart on his sleeve. (Jessica Simpson, Taylor Swift and now Shenae Grimes)
Taylor Swift’s New Song Confirms John Mayer RelationshipPosted on: October 19, 2010 | Comments Off
Another reason to dislike John The Playa Mayer. If you can believe the lyrics to a teenage girl pop song..he is pretty much a creepy old man. Taylor Swift performed a few of her new songs in Paris last night and this one titled Dear John says it all. “Dear John/I see it all now that you’re gone/Don’t you think I was too young/To be messed with/The girl in the dress/Cried the whole way home/I should’ve known.” Later, Willman reports that the second chorus finds Swift singing: “It was wrong/Don’t you think nineteen’s too young/To be played/By your dark, twisted games/When I loved you so.” Could be a case of a creepy older dude hitting on a barely legal teenager…or could be a silly teenage girl reading way too much into an older paying her some attention.
John Mayer Cancels European Tour Due To IllnessPosted on: June 3, 2010 | Comments Off
John “The Playa” Mayer has canceled the last week of his European tour due to illness. It was announced on his website today that: “After a sold-out performance in Copenhagen, John Mayer was forced to cancel his second show there on 5/31 due to illness. Regrettably, the illness has caused his remaining European shows scheduled through this week to be canceled as well (Amsterdam, Madrid and Manchester).” No one seems to know exactly what is wrong with The Playa or everyone that knows is keeping it on the down low. His people say that he is expected to make a full recovery after returning to the states. I’m thinking STD…it’s about time for karma to get this dude.
John Mayer Says “Twitter Is Over”Posted on: April 27, 2010 | Comments Off
John “The Playa” Mayer has decided since he’s embarrassed himself enough with his constant need for attention and validation on Twitter that the entire structure should be overhauled. He’s done with it. So everyone else should be too.
“Within in the last couple weeks, every night I think about canceling my Twitter account because I think it’s pretty much done. I just think Twitter as a form of communication, I think it’s over to be honest with you.” Now though, the singer said the social networking site needs a facelift in terms of its user generated content. “I would rather see Twitter be a cork board of links to other more important things, because it’s really sort of flawed from the beginning,” he said. “I can’t tell you how many times I meet people or I’m having dinner with people who write stuff and they get upset they have haters now, like, ‘Why do I want to invent more reasons to have haters?’ “I might as well spend that time making a sandwich or building a model ship or something,” he said. “My challenge going forward is to basically disregard the need, the obsessive need for external validation,” he added. My thoughts exactly. Get over yourself dude. Although I will miss your Twitter antics…it made for great gossip blog content.
John Mayer and Ke$ha Flirt On TwitterPosted on: March 2, 2010 | Comments Off
John Mayer is such a..well do I have to even say it. He always promises to stop being a jackass but he never follows through. Even after that disastrous Playboy interview he is still trying to work his Playa magic on every blonde in town. Even the young trashy ones. John has been flirting with Ke$ha via Twitter. Over the weekend, he asked his fans to stop denying their own love for her and own up to the fact that they like her music. He then sent out a personal message to the Tik Tok singer. “Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song. Though I must add I tried brushing with a bottle of Jack and I chipped a tooth on the glass. Where might I remit an invoice?” And because she is such an intelligent young woman she fired back with a line from her new song. Presumably because she could think of nothing else to say. Although he’s been known to go for the dumb ones…this chick is now where near clever enough to match wits with the Playa. “Dear John Mayer. Don’t be a little bitch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me where ur dick’s at . x”
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