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New Couple Alert: Kendra Wilkinson and Joe Francis

Sparkle-C — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:16:46 +0000

Hugh Hefner is losing control at the Playboy manse. There are tons of rumors floating around about how The Girls Next Door are busting up and Kendra Wilksinson in particular is running wild. Page Six is reporting that Kendra is hooking up with Girls Gone Wild creator Joe Francis. From old creepy man, to young creepy man. Good to know she has standards.

They were making out at Karu&Y on Friday before Francis went to club Heathrow. There, an onlooker said, “He was texting Kendra on his BlackBerry all night until she finally showed up at 2 a.m. . . . they stayed out until 5.” Francis told us, “If you were Kendra and you looked at the Playboy stock price lately [which closed at $3.94 yesterday, down from $12 a year ago], wouldn’t you think about upgrading, too?”

That Joe Francis..humble and sweet as always.

Samantha Ronson Is Controlling Lindsay Lohan

Sparkle-C — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 02:52:11 +0000

Joe Francis says that Lindsay Lohan is not a lesbian, she’s just being bullied into by SamRo. Sleazeball Joe told the Hollywood Party Girl show Wednesday that Samantha Ronson is so jealous of any man that gets close to LiLo that she nearly punched him in the face. While I don’t condone abusive and controlling relatioships, I do condone Joe Francis getting punched in the head by a butchy lesbian.

“Lindsay’s straight,” he offered. “I think Sam has taken ownership of Lindsay. I think if Sam were to let Lindsay go even that much; Lindsay would revert back to being straight.”

Joe Francis Facing Sexual Battery Charges

Sparkle-C — Thu, 26 Apr 2007 01:36:30 +0000

Joe Francis, the scumball millionaire founder of “Girls Gone Wild’, was charged yesterday with misdemeanor sexual battery of groping an 18 year old woman. The woman claims that Francis touched her breast and buttocks repeatedly despite her pleas for him to stop at a party they both attended in January.

Francis is already in a heap of legal trouble where the term ‘up a creek without a paddle’ seems appropriate. Or you could just call it karma. CLICK HERE to read the whole list of charges stacking up against old Joe.