Joaquin went nuts and  jumped on a heckler while he was performing at the LIV nightclub in Miami. The very bearded Joaquin stumbled onstage at 2:00am…oh did I mention he was supposed to go on at 10:30pm? After a few minutes of mumbling around, the bearded one jumped off the stage and onto a heckler in the crowd. Security had to intervene and escort the crazy man away.

Brain-Fry Noodlestein’s completely brilliant at what he does—or rather, did. Dude’s throwing it all away—friends, family, well-respected career—’cause he’s hooked on the hard stuff. Much harder stuff than Smokey Shooter would ever consider.

Heroin, babes. And lots of it.

Think the well-worn veins of lascivious ladies Fake à La Ferocity and Morgan Mayhem have the hard drug market cornered in H’wood? Please, Brain-Fry’s beating them at their own miserable game, and he’s barely even trying. But his buds sure as hell are:

BFN’s best amigos, understandably, are up all night either worrying about their depressed friend or following his every move, just in case he hits even lower—an overdose? Jail time?

It’s all a likely possibility with Noodle’s don’t-give-a-damn behavior. They thought they’d already seen him at his worst (professionally, at least, as did many others). But it was nothing compared to seeing Brain-F injecting H right in front of ‘em, which is now a matter, of course, for the iconoclast dude.

Makes us seriously suspect how much these so-called friends care about Brainy’s livelihood—or life—when they could easily nab the drugs out of his shaky hands. But knowing BFN, he’d just find it through some other fame hanger-on who doesn’t give an ef. God knows there are enough of those in T-town to go around.

Brain-Fry really should know better, as he’s seen this stuff happen before. Which is prolly what made him so depressed to begin with. Britney’s public meltdown is just gonna seem like a hissy fit by the time B.F.’s done self-destructing. Believe us on this one.

And It Ain’t: Billy Bob Thornton, Jared Leto, Kanye West

Joaquin was on the show to promote to his new movie Two Lovers but did nothing more than make the audience laugh at his obvious disinterest in being there. Dave was on point though, so the interview is really funny. If you have five minutes to waste, watch this now.

Althought JP officially said Bye! Good to the film industry a few months ago, his disastrous three-song show in Las Vegas earlier this month spawned two schools of thought on just what the hell is going on with him. JP, with the help of his brother-in-law/BFF Casey Affleck is either putting one over on us or he has completely lost his mind.

Friends close to the duo say that it’s all fake…but in a good way. “It’s a put-on. I’m going to pretend to have a meltdown and change careers, and Casey is going to film it,’” says one source who recently worked with Phoenix.

“It’s an art project for him,” says a source. “He’s going full out. He probably has told his reps that he’s quit acting. Joaquin is very smart. This is very conscious. He has a huge degree of control.”

Let’s all just humor the “artist” and let him think we believe his heinous rapping is sincere and maybe he’ll get bored and get back to being a hunky movie star.

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“This is me saying this is who I am. This is my story. After all the years of reading scripts and reading lines, this is my chance to do something straight from the heart and put it out there,” he said. And why hip-hop? “When I was young I liked punk rock music but then I discovered rap. I love the storytelling aspect of hip-hop.”

While JP was rappin his scraggly little heart out, his brother-in-law, Casey Affleck was taping the performance for the documentary the two are working together that will chronicle JP’s transition into the music industry.

Joaquin spit out three songs to the sounds of a drum beat and encouraged everyone in the audience to dance. Although no one really took him up on the offer…they did watch intently wondering if he was for real or maybe if he was drinking again.

Though dancing was at a minimum, the crowd watched intently as a scraggly Phoenix – who donned a scraggly beard, long, unkempt hair and a ripped gray hat – hopped up and down and pumped his fist in the air during certain lyrics.

Extra got the scoop at a Camp Hole in the Wall Benefit on Monday night. “I want to take this opportunity… also to give you the exclusive and just talk a little bit about the fact that this will be my last performance as an actor… I’m not doing films anymore.  I’m working on my music. I’m done. I’ve been through that.”

His sidekick Casey Affleck tried to drive the point home to the disbelieving reporter and made this ever so eloquent comment, “I don’t think he’s kidding. He’s got music and stuff.”

Joaquin has always had his hands in the music business. He’s directed at least six music videos and recorded an album with Tim Burgess, from the indie rock band The Charlatans. And of course there’s that little Johnny Cash thing he did with Reese Witherspoon that should have earned him an Oscar.

Kimberly Stewarts Nose Job Before and After Pictures – City Rag

Tara Reid FHM Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site) 

We Love Joaquin Pheonix At The We Own The Night Premiere – Girls Talkin Smack

Is It Just Us Or Does Jane Seymour Look Really Strange On Dancin With The Stars? – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Hugh Hefner Promotes His Girlfriend – Ninja Dude 

Ben Affleck’s Sad College Story -The Blemish

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Give The Evil Eye – Gabby Babble 

Scarlett Johansson In Elle Magazine – Derek Hail 

Halle Berry’s Baby Bump and Baby Boobs – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Lindsay Lohan May Play Playboy Bunny – Celebrity Smack 

Amy Winehouse’s Gross Hand …Yuck! – Seriously?OMG!WTF! 

“It’s about a college professor whose 10 year old son is killed in a hit and run accident, who then goes on a desperate search for the driver of the car. In the other corner is the driver, a self loathing, deeply damaged man who’s torn between turning himself in for the crime and saving his own hide.”

At first glance, I thought the creepy little girl in these pictures was Dakota Fanning, but it turns out to be her baby sister, Elle.

Source: NY Daily News

I’ve also included a few shots of JP looking quite dapper in NY last week. You can thank me later ladies.

In my quest to fill the world with truly beautiful people, these two hooking up fits perfectly into my plan. But I’m afraid this is just a case of two hot actors having lunch together to discuss their upcoming film “We Own the Night�. Who knows, Brad and Angelina fell in love on the set of “Mr. And Mrs. Smith�. (Also part of my World Beautification plan)

Everyone is trying to figure out who Joaquin was saying “I love you� to at the Academy Awards earlier this week. Lots of gossip columns report Joaquin and Eva Mendes have been seen out and about in cozy situations. Eva has denied that anything is going on – but then what is this new rumor that the pair was seen at Bungalow 8 just last night?

Eva, honey, stay away from Joaquin right now. He’s still got a few trips to rehab left in him.

News Source: Pop Sugar