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A bearded Joaquin Phoenix and a crying Jennifer Connelly filming scenes from the movie Reservation Road. Filmstalker.com gives this description of the movie:

“It’s about a college professor whose 10 year old son is killed in a hit and run accident, who then goes on a desperate search for the driver of the car. In the other corner is the driver, a self loathing, deeply damaged man who’s torn between turning himself in for the crime and saving his own hide.”

At first glance, I thought the creepy little girl in these pictures was Dakota Fanning, but it turns out to be her baby sister, Elle.

This could possibly be the next great hot couple we all so desperately need. Most of us of are sick of Brad and Angelina’s nonsense, Vince and Jennifer seem to be off in lala land, and Tom and Katie are obviously insane. We need a new beautiful couple to make the world’s next beautiful baby. And here it is. The New York Daily News reports that Joaquin Phoenix and Eva Mendez couldn’t keep their hands off each other at Unik’s party for Wyclef Jean last Thursday night. The pair, whose reps have both denied coupledom in the past, were making out like crazy. The NYDN spy reports, “They were holding hands under the table and kissing all night long.”

Source: NY Daily News

That’s a motorcycle for all those non bike heads out there. No story here, just some eye candy for the ladies. I could be wrong, but Joaquin seems like a MAN’s MAN. You know, they kind of guy that kind fix anything, drive or ride anything, leaves his dirty clothes on the bathroom floor, drinks beer, plays poker, watches sports too much and has annoying guy friends that won’t stop coming around.
As much as we bitch about ‘real men’, it’s so refreshing in the day and age of the metrosexual to see that they still exist.

I’ve also included a few shots of JP looking quite dapper in NY last week. You can thank me later ladies.

Two smokers in a pod. Joaquin and Eva are working together filming “We Own the Night�.

Sources say they are leaving from a lunch date in these first pictures of the pair. I gotta say, neither one of them dressed to impressed if this was an actual lunch date. But truly gorgeous people don’t really need to, do they? I know smoking is bad and kills millions every year, but doesn’t Joaquin look cool with that ciggy dangling from his mouth? (Don’t smoke kids, and stay in school!)

In my quest to fill the world with truly beautiful people, these two hooking up fits perfectly into my plan. But I’m afraid this is just a case of two hot actors having lunch together to discuss their upcoming film “We Own the Night�. Who knows, Brad and Angelina fell in love on the set of “Mr. And Mrs. Smith�. (Also part of my World Beautification plan)

Everyone is trying to figure out who Joaquin was saying “I love you� to at the Academy Awards earlier this week. Lots of gossip columns report Joaquin and Eva Mendes have been seen out and about in cozy situations. Eva has denied that anything is going on – but then what is this new rumor that the pair was seen at Bungalow 8 just last night?

Eva, honey, stay away from Joaquin right now. He’s still got a few trips to rehab left in him.

News Source: Pop Sugar