I think it’s sweet that Jessica Simpson is defending her little sister’s honor after she got fired from Melrose Place. I also think it’s sweet that she thinks her sister had any impact on that show whatsoever. I mean, she got fired over Heather Locklear for pete’s sake.

And this is why people mock Jessica Simpson.

Her coolness factor is like -597.

More proof that Jessica Simpson needs to fire her manager/father and hire a professional firm and a new stylist. While she’s at it, a new hairstylist too.

You know a professional group of people that won’t make her look a pudgy porn star. Or advise her to sell hair extensions.

I guess we should cut Jessica Simpson some slack since she just watched her dog get eaten by coyotes. But I mean when you Tweet stupid shit..its gets repeated…alot.

Just days after the unfortunate dog-eating incident Jess flew straight to Africa to film another installment of her new show The Price of Beauty.

Jessica and co. were not prepared for the climate change I guess.  On the first night in Ugunda,  with the help of her BFF Cacee Cobb and her hairdresser Ken Paves, who are all traveling with her on the show’s dime, she posted this photo, along with the tweet “WTF?!? Do I really have to sleep like this?” on her Twitter feed.

It seems like neither Jessica Simpson nor her dog Daisy can get any respect anymore. On a normal gossip day, the fact that Jessica’s well-known Malti-poo Daisy was taken off by coyotes would be big news. But thanks to the egomaniac Kanye West the news all day yesterday was about how many ways he could apologize to Taylor Swift without really apologizing.

So in the vain hope that Daisy wasn’t dinner last night for some lucky coyote..here is the reward poster and Jess’ twitter about it.

My heart is broken because a coyote took my precious Daisy right in front of our eyes. HORROR! We are searching. Hoping. Please help!

According to InTouch Weekly, Jessica Simpson is healing her broken heart with some guitar face – booty calls. Jessica’s been keeping a low profile since being dumped by Tony Romo but if InTouch is right she is getting her freak-on again with Mayer the Player. Mayer is his name…broken girls is his game.

An insider reveals that, in a state of desperation and loneliness, she’s been secretly hooking up with her ex John Mayer, who unceremoniously dumped her in 2007 after they dated for a year. “They’ve always had an amazing connection,” a business associate of Jessica’s tells In Touch. Ignoring her friends’ warnings that the notorious player will just use her and then break up with her again, Jessica has jumped headfirst into a relationship with the singer now that she and Tony, 29, split. “Jessica is kidding herself that her and John stand a chance,” says a sourc

Just one day after the news broke that Victoria Beckham is getting a $3 million pay day for her new gig on American Idol ..reports are floating around that Papa Joe Simpson is pushing hard to get his DD daughter on the show as Paula Abdul’s permanent replacement.

This actually makes more sense than anything else he’s tried to push her into..she is obviously not a movie star nor a pop/country star….

We hear THAT Jessica Simpson is being pushed to the producers of “American Idol” by her father/manager Joe Simpson as the perfect replacement for Paula Abdul . . .

That damn John Mayer is nothing but trouble. Not only does he seem to be on a personal quest to break every IT girls heart in L.A., he just can’t leave ‘em alone after he dumps them. RadarOnLine says Mayer the Player is partly responsible for the recent Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo break-up.

Flying into Los Angeles

on Thursday, Romo quickly made up for lost time with Simpson but their reunion quickly took a turn for the worse. “They were hanging out and he picked up her phone and she got defensive about it,” the source revealed. “Tony found messages from John and went ballistic.”

Sure there were problems there already if some lame text messages from Mr. Guitar Face ended the relationship. But I’d be willing to be you my laptop that JM is that guy that always dumps the girl but strings her along for years. Doesn’t want her, doesn’t want anyone else to have her. You know that guy. Maybe you are that guy. If you are…you suck.

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