As men all around the world wept at the news that Jessica Alba was pregnant yesterday, she was out trying to relax with a friend by having a mani-pedi and ended up flipping off photographers. Pregnancy hormones are a biatch.

So for all you guys out there hating on Cash Warren for the being the lucky duck that knocked-up the most gorgeous woman in the world, just remember hot chicks get morning sickness and go pregnant/crazy too.

Pamela Anderson and Rick Soloman Get Reality Show – Celebrity Smack

Katherine Heigl Works Out In Boy Clothes – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Jessica Alba’s Newly Pregnant Backside – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Bloated Brooke Hogan Bikini Candids – Ninja Dude

James Blunt Is A Scoundrel – The Blemish

Rihanna Suffering From Mystery Illness – Gabby Babble

Kate Beckinsale Buys Entire Toy Department At Target – Derek Hail

Everybody Loves Hayden Panettierre’s Hooker Boots – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Finally….X Files 2 Begins Filming – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Brangelina Kicks TomKat’s Ass – Celeb Parasite

People magazine is reporting some news that none of us expected to hear. Jessica Alba and her boyfriend Cash Warren are expecting a baby.

“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.

We think this is one celebrity pregnancy that was totally unplanned. Jessica has been quoted many times saying she is 100% focused on her career right now. No word on if her pregnancy will force her to back out of her Broadway premiere scheduled for next summer.

We Don’t Think Dog The Bounty Hunter Is Really Sorry – CraveOnline

We Love Gemma Atkinson’s Real Body Bikini Candids – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

American Music Awards Recap – Girls Talkin Smack

Hayden Panettierre Upskirt – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Win A Autographed Copy Of Kim Kardashian’s Playboy – Ninja Dude 

We Don’t Believe Miley Cyrus Is Only 15 – The Blemish 

Is Jessica Alba Unselfish Enough To Be Pregnant? – Bumpshack

Janice Dickinson Hates Victoria Beckham – Gabby Babble 

Stacy Kiebler Does Victorias Secret – Derek Hail 

Heidi Klum Was Gorgeous At The Victorias Secret Fashion Show – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Kanye West Breaks Down On Stage – Celebrity Smack

What A Strange Group Of Celebrities – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Bridget Moynahan With Tom Brady’s Baby – Girls Talkin Smack

Jessica Alba Back With Cash Warren and Possibly Pregnant – Ninja Dude

Everybody Likes Kelly Brooke Naked On The Beach – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site) 

Hayden Panettiere Totally Looks High – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Angelina Jolie Goes Through Brad Pitts Pockets – The Blemish 

Pamela Anderson Killing Herself From Partying Too Hard – Bumpshack

Kate Moss Engaged And Not To Pete Doherty – Gabby Babble 

Does Christina Aguilera Look Strange To You Now? – Derek Hail 

Gene Simmons Wants His Kids To Get Jobs – Celebrity Smack

Coco Arquette Got Really Cute – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Who Is Alizee And Why Do We Need To See This? – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Naomi Campbell’s Booty At London Fashion Week – Celebrity Beta 

Lindsay Lohan Spotted In Utah – Girls Talkin Smack

Even Badass Chuck Norris Has Had Plastic Surgery – City Rag

Anne Hathaway Not A Fan Of Sun Tans – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Lindsay Lohan Does Elle Magazine – Into Gossip

Anna Faris Has An Incredible Body (Bikini Candids) – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

There Is Justice In The World: Brandon Davis Got Beat Up – Ninja Dude 

Halle Berry Pregnancy Rumor Revisited – The Blemish 

Jenna Elfman Named Her Baby Boy ‘Story Elias’ – Bumpshack

So What If Jessica Alba Doesn’t Always Wear A Bra – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Kelly Osbourne To Elope – Celebrity Smack

Does Britney Spears Have A Girlfriend? – Serioulsy?OMG!WTF!

Is Mandy Moore Dating John Mayer? – Gabby Babble 

LA Rag magazine has published a story that Jessica Alba contracted Herpes from Derek Jeter. Apparently Jessica dated Jeter back in the day before she was famous. The magazines source used to work for Cash Warren, Jessica’s recent ex, and says that he had to refill her Valtrex prescription for her on a regular basis. This same dude says she got it from Derek Jeter.

If this is true, it’s means all the other A-listers that Jeter had relationships with could possibly be infected too. Mariah Carey, Vanessa Minnillo and most recently Jessica Biel, which also means that Justin Timberlake could be Herpi-fied too.

It doesn’t take Jessica Alba long to get over a broken heart. Just days after her break-up with long time boyfriend, Cash Warren, we get news that Jessica hooked in Netherands with gansta rapper 50 Cent. Last Friday the couple were seen out together at a restaurant in the Netherlands where 50 is on tour. Sources say it appeared the Jessica and 50 were having a romantic evening.

The next time the love continued as 50 brought Jess on stage with him and announced to the crowd that she is the “loveliest woman in Hollywood”. Who would’ve thunk that a guy that’s been shot 9 times would be so romantic.