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Leaked Clip: Jessica Alba Getting Spanked In “The Killer Inside Me”

Sparkle-C — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 03:57:27 +0000

Jessica Alba has always said she won’t do nudity, but I guess getting your naked buttocks spanked by Casey Affleck doesn’t count for nudity in her book. This very NSFW clip of Jess getting a belt-whopping from her upcoming flick The Killer Inside Me hit the net Wednesday.

A crime drama about a Texas deputy sheriff is slowly unmasked as a psychotic killer – starring Jessica, Casey, Simon Baker, Kate Hudson and Bill Pullman. I’m surprised that Jess is getting top billing over Affleck. Although she’s a tabloid favorite, industry insiders call her a C-lister.

Jessica Alba Beach Bikini Pictures

Sparkle-C — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 23:45:50 +0000

Am I crazy..or does Jessica Alba’s body look better now after she’s had a kid than it did before?

Looks like someone’s body obsession has kicked back in.

Jessica Alba Cried Over Losing Baby Weight

Sparkle-C — Thu, 05 Feb 2009 03:40:59 +0000

Here is a testament to how sucky it must be to have your body judged as part of your job. Jessica Alba came clean about the stress she was under to get back into shape ASAP after Honor was born in her recent interview with Elle magazine.

Grueling work outs…girdles 24/7…yeah..it’s so glamorous being a celebrity.

On snapping back into shape so quickly after giving birth: “I did it for the Campari job. [The workouts] were horrible. I cried. And I haven’t worked out since.”

Her secret to looking slim after giving birth: “I wore a girdle. Eight weeks after my girlfriend had her baby, you could see her six-pack. She told me to put an elastic band around my waist – any kind of band or girdle works. She was like, “I slept in it.” I didn’t recover as fast as she did. I don’t have a six-pack – that’s just not my body at all.”

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Jessica Alba’s New Short Hair Cut

Sparkle-C — Wed, 07 Jan 2009 21:57:15 +0000

I know most people are going to hate Jessica Alba’s new shorter hair cut…but I think I’m kinda diggin’ it. It was starting to look a long, unruly mess.

Now she looks sleek, bouncy and sassy.

Even Jessica Alba Gets Majorly Photoshopped

Sparkle-C — Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:19:22 +0000

The good folks over at Curvy vs. Skinny posted these side by side comparison pictures from Jessica Alba’s new Campari ad campaign today. It really made my day to see the original pictures weren’t ‘knock your socks off’ sexy, so I thought I’d share with you kids. Maybe you need a little ego boost today too!

So let’s see the differences between real Jessica and photoshopped Jessica (I am aware that these are not the exact same pictures, but they’re the closest thing to it):

Picture 1:

Completely different knee, thinner leg, narrower and leaner hips, smaller waist, extra collar bone!

Picture 2:

Taller, slimmer arms, slimmer legs, slimmer waist… in fact, thinner everything and hip removal!

Jessica Alba Post-Baby Bikini Pictures

Sparkle-C — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 02:02:20 +0000

Holy Cow! When did Jessica Alba lose all that baby weight? Everytime I’ve seen her since Honor was born she still looked puffy…but not now. Jess was photographed on vacation in Mexico with her family looking flat tummied and fabulous.

Jessica Alba’s Shocking ‘Declare Yourself’ Ad

Sparkle-C — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 03:00:09 +0000

I know some of you are thinking, ‘Finally! Jessica Alba in bondage!” But don’t get too excited yet, it’s really a PSA. Jessica is so passionate about young people exercising their right to vote in this history making election year that she decided to use shock value to get young voters to the polls.

“I think it is important for young people to be aware of the need we have in this country to get them more active politically,” says Alba. “People respond to things that are shocking. If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.”

So maybe this is not the sexiest reason for Jessica to be all tied up, but it is the best reason. Go Vote Kids!

Jessica Alba and Tori Spelling: Post Baby Bodies

Sparkle-C — Mon, 23 Jun 2008 21:42:19 +0000

Just thought you kids might want a little pick-me-up today. Jessica Alba and Tori Spelling still looking a little puffy after giving birth just a few weeks ago. Tori seems to be fairing a little better than Jessica, but I bet dollars to donuts that Jess is breastfeeding and Tori is not. What do you guys think?

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Welcome Baby Girl

Sparkle-C — Sun, 08 Jun 2008 21:04:19 +0000

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren got married just in time! People magazine reports the couple welcomed their baby girl into the world over the weekend just 19 days after their quickie courthouse marriage.

She was born this weekend at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” Warren — in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap — was spotted carrying food into the maternity ward Sunday.

Maybe now we’ll see some photos of Grump-alba smiling for a change.

Jessica Alba Pregnant Bikini Candids

Sparkle-C — Mon, 02 Jun 2008 22:00:36 +0000

Look at that adorable belly bump on Jessica Alba! She’s been so grumpy her entire pregnancy we almost forgot how cute she was. If we aren’t mistaken, she is actually smiling in some of these candids.

Did You Know That Jessica Alba and Cash Warren Got Married????!!!!!

Sparkle-C — Wed, 21 May 2008 22:14:23 +0000

Jessica Alba is a sneak! During all the hullabaloo over the Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz wedding she quietly married her baby daddy, Cash Warren.

The couple applied for a marriage license on Monday and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before some random staffer at the courthouse married them. What a let down!

No over the top dress, no A-list guests, no oh-so-perfect flowers and cake. Just Jessica in a long blue dress and Cash in a white shirt and brown trousers. *Yawn* Well at least Jess is now an “honest woman”.

And if you already heard about this on another blog, then let me just say to you…..”give a blogger a break!” A tornado nearly distroyed HWB headquarters Tuesday and we are bit behind with the celebrity sleaze.

Weekend Backwash

Sparkle-C — Fri, 11 Jan 2008 17:29:50 +0000

Jessica Biel Goes Blonde and WTF Happened To Her Lips??? – Ninja Dude

Tara Reid Topless Picture If You Dare – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

We Aren’t Sure If Amy Winehouse Looks Better or Worse Now – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Suri Cruise Is Strong…Whatever – The Blemish

Who Else Is So Over Lindsay Lohan’s Tights? – Bumpshack

What??? Janice Dickinson Is A Liar? – Gabby Babble

Get Your Very Own Hayden As A Cheerleader Doll … You Sick Puppy -Derek Hail

Megan Fox Goes See Through – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Brian Austin Green Is Not Aging Well – Celebrity Smack

Jessica Alba Dresses Up Her Baby Bump – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

The Trump Talks About Britney Spears – Hollywood Headache

Strange Adriana Lima Pictures – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Some Crazy Person Is Letting Kevin Federline Back In The Studio – Celeb Parasite

Post Holiday Backwash

Sparkle-C — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 18:58:40 +0000

When Did Hilary Duff Becomes Friends With Kelly Osbourne? – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Who Is Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Daddy? – Girls Talkin Smack

Barron Hilton Gets His Groove On – Ninja Dude

So That Whole Tony Parker Cheats On Eva Longoria Thing Was A Lie – The Blemish

Jay-Z Quits His Job – Bumpshack

Paris Hilton Selling Invite To Her New Year’s Eve Party On Ebay – Gabby Babble

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Coming Soon? – Derek Hail

Michelle Marsh 2008 Calendar – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Fascinating Blind Items You Must Read – Celebrity Smack

Jessica Alba May Be Engaged – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

All Britney Spears Wants For Christmas Is A Bra – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Had McDonalds For Christmas Dinner – Celeb Parasite

Holiday Weekend Backwash

Sparkle-C — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 17:04:19 +0000

Jessica Simpson = Lots of Losses For Dallas Cowboys – Bumpshack

Nickelodean Gives Jamie Lynn Spears The Boot – Girls Talkin Smack

Are We The Only Ones Who Hate Ashley Tisdales New Nose? – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Katie Price Falls Down A Flight Of Steps – Ninja Dude

Criss Angel Caused Pam Anderson To File For Divorce – The Blemish

Jessica Sierra Still Locked Up…Now Knocked Up Too! – Gabby Babble

Jamie Lynn Spears To Host Teen Pregnancy Special – Derek Hail

Tony Parker Suing Everybody! – Celebrity Smack

Jennifer Garner and Violet = Cuteness – Seriously?OMG!WTF

Angelina Jolie Used To Have A Kickin Body – Hollywood Headache

Vintage Elizabeth Hurley Topless Pictures – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Jamie Lynn Spears I’m Pregnant OK! Magazine Pictures – The Star Blogger

Jessica Alba Not Getting Married Just Because She Is Pregnant – Celeb Parasite

Jessica Alba Turns Down Nude Pregnancy Photo Offers

Sparkle-C — Thu, 20 Dec 2007 03:22:50 +0000

Jessica Alba has no intention of following in the pregnant celebrity footsteps of Demi Moore, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Sources close to Jessica say that she has already turned down three offers to show off her belly bump in nude magazine photoshoots.