Just thought you kids might want a little pick-me-up today. Jessica Alba and Tori Spelling still looking a little puffy after giving birth just a few weeks ago. Tori seems to be fairing a little better than Jessica, but I bet dollars to donuts that Jess is breastfeeding and Tori is not. What do you guys think?

Jessica Alba and Cash Warren got married just in time! People magazine reports the couple welcomed their baby girl into the world over the weekend just 19 days after their quickie courthouse marriage.

She was born this weekend at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles. Alba’s father was overheard saying “she’s beautiful.” Warren — in a T-shirt, jeans and baseball cap — was spotted carrying food into the maternity ward Sunday.

Maybe now we’ll see some photos of Grump-alba smiling for a change.

Look at that adorable belly bump on Jessica Alba! She’s been so grumpy her entire pregnancy we almost forgot how cute she was. If we aren’t mistaken, she is actually smiling in some of these candids.

Jessica Alba is a sneak! During all the hullabaloo over the Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz wedding she quietly married her baby daddy, Cash Warren.

The couple applied for a marriage license on Monday and waited about 40 minutes for the paperwork to be processed before some random staffer at the courthouse married them. What a let down!

 No over the top dress, no A-list guests, no oh-so-perfect flowers and cake. Just Jessica in a long blue dress and Cash in a white shirt and brown trousers. *Yawn* Well at least Jess is now an “honest woman”.

And if you already heard about this on another blog, then let me just say to you…..”give a blogger a break!” A tornado nearly distroyed HWB headquarters Tuesday and we are bit behind with the celebrity sleaze.

Jessica Biel Goes Blonde and WTF Happened To Her Lips??? - Ninja Dude

Tara Reid Topless Picture If You Dare - The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

We Aren’t Sure If Amy Winehouse Looks Better or Worse Now - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Suri Cruise Is Strong…Whatever - The Blemish

Who Else Is So Over Lindsay Lohan’s Tights? - Bumpshack

What??? Janice Dickinson Is A Liar? - Gabby Babble 

Get Your Very Own Hayden As A Cheerleader Doll … You Sick Puppy  -Derek Hail

Megan Fox Goes See Through - Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Brian Austin Green Is Not Aging Well - Celebrity Smack

Jessica Alba Dresses Up Her Baby Bump - Seriously?OMG!WTF!

The Trump Talks About Britney Spears - Hollywood Headache

Strange Adriana Lima Pictures - Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site) 

Some Crazy Person Is Letting Kevin Federline Back In The Studio - Celeb Parasite

When Did Hilary Duff Becomes Friends With Kelly Osbourne? - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Who Is Jamie Lynn Spears Baby Daddy? - Girls Talkin Smack

Barron Hilton Gets His Groove On - Ninja Dude

So That Whole Tony Parker Cheats On Eva Longoria Thing Was A Lie - The Blemish

Jay-Z Quits His Job - Bumpshack

Paris Hilton Selling Invite To Her New Year’s Eve Party On Ebay - Gabby Babble

Lindsay Lohan Sex Tape Coming Soon? - Derek Hail

Michelle Marsh 2008 Calendar - Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Fascinating Blind Items You Must Read - Celebrity Smack 

Jessica Alba May Be Engaged - Seriously?OMG!WTF!

All Britney Spears Wants For Christmas Is A Bra - Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Had McDonalds For Christmas Dinner - Celeb Parasite

Jessica Simpson = Lots of Losses For Dallas Cowboys - Bumpshack

Nickelodean Gives Jamie Lynn Spears The Boot - Girls Talkin Smack

Are We The Only Ones Who Hate Ashley Tisdales New Nose? - Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Katie Price Falls Down A Flight Of Steps - Ninja Dude 

Criss Angel Caused Pam Anderson To File For Divorce - The Blemish

Jessica Sierra Still Locked Up…Now Knocked Up Too! - Gabby Babble

Jamie Lynn Spears To Host Teen Pregnancy  Special - Derek Hail

Tony Parker Suing Everybody! - Celebrity Smack

Jennifer Garner and Violet = Cuteness - Seriously?OMG!WTF 

Angelina Jolie Used To Have A Kickin Body - Hollywood Headache

Vintage Elizabeth Hurley Topless Pictures - Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Jamie Lynn Spears I’m Pregnant OK! Magazine Pictures - The Star Blogger

Jessica Alba Not Getting Married Just Because She Is Pregnant - Celeb Parasite

Jessica Alba has no intention of following in the pregnant celebrity footsteps of Demi Moore, Britney Spears and Christina Aguilera. Sources close to Jessica say that she has already turned down three offers to show off her belly bump in nude magazine photoshoots.