Jessica Alba has always said she won’t do nudity, but I guess getting your naked buttocks spanked by Casey Affleck doesn’t count for nudity in her book. This very NSFW clip of Jess getting a belt-whopping from her upcoming flick The Killer Inside Me hit the net Wednesday.

A crime drama about a Texas deputy sheriff is slowly unmasked as a psychotic killer – starring Jessica, Casey, Simon Baker, Kate Hudson and Bill Pullman. I’m surprised that Jess is getting top billing over Affleck. Although she’s a tabloid favorite, industry insiders call her a C-lister.

Am I crazy..or does Jessica Alba’s body look better now after she’s had a kid than it did before?

Looks like someone’s body obsession has kicked back in.

Here is a testament to how sucky it must be to have your body judged as part of your job. Jessica Alba came clean about the stress she was under to get back into shape ASAP after Honor was born in her recent interview with Elle magazine.

Grueling work outs…girdles 24/7…yeah..it’s so glamorous being a celebrity.

On snapping back into shape so quickly after giving birth: “I did it for the Campari job. [The workouts] were horrible. I cried. And I haven’t worked out since.”

Her secret to looking slim after giving birth: “I wore a girdle. Eight weeks after my girlfriend had her baby, you could see her six-pack. She told me to put an elastic band around my waist – any kind of band or girdle works. She was like, “I slept in it.” I didn’t recover as fast as she did. I don’t have a six-pack – that’s just not my body at all.”

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I know most people are going to hate Jessica Alba’s new shorter hair cut…but I think I’m kinda diggin’ it. It was starting to look a long, unruly mess.

Now she looks sleek, bouncy and sassy.

The good folks over at Curvy vs. Skinny posted these side by side comparison pictures from Jessica Alba’s new Campari ad campaign today. It really made my day to see the original pictures weren’t ‘knock your socks off’ sexy, so I thought I’d share with you kids. Maybe you need a little ego boost today too!

So let’s see the differences between real Jessica and photoshopped Jessica (I am aware that these are not the exact same pictures, but they’re the closest thing to it):

Picture 1:

Completely different knee, thinner leg, narrower and leaner hips, smaller waist, extra collar bone!

Picture 2:

Taller, slimmer arms, slimmer legs, slimmer waist… in fact, thinner everything and hip removal!

Holy Cow! When did Jessica Alba lose all that baby weight? Everytime I’ve seen her since Honor was born she still looked puffy…but not now. Jess was photographed on vacation in Mexico with her family looking flat tummied and fabulous.

I know some of you are thinking, ‘Finally! Jessica Alba in bondage!” But don’t get too excited yet, it’s really a PSA. Jessica is so passionate about young people exercising their right to vote in this history making election year that she decided to use shock value to get young voters to the polls.

“I think it is important for young people to be aware of the need we have in this country to get them more active politically,” says Alba. “People respond to things that are shocking. If you don’t register and vote and make a difference, and hopefully change the bad things that are happening in our country, you are essentially just binding and muzzling yourself.”

So maybe this is not the sexiest reason for Jessica to be all tied up, but it is the best reason. Go Vote Kids!

Just thought you kids might want a little pick-me-up today. Jessica Alba and Tori Spelling still looking a little puffy after giving birth just a few weeks ago. Tori seems to be fairing a little better than Jessica, but I bet dollars to donuts that Jess is breastfeeding and Tori is not. What do you guys think?