Jenny McCarthy was obviously unhappy with Jim Carrey. It must be true because now with her new bodyguard-lookin’ boyfriend she looks …I hate to say fat and happy because she isn’t fat…so how about relaxed and happy.

She has either put on a few ‘happy’ pounds or had her breasts enlarged or something. I think I liked her short sassy hair better too…but to each his own.

The picture on the left was taken when she was still dating Jim…and a strict raw food juicer…now? Not so much. Jenny looks great and looks like she’s enjoying food, wine and life.

Jenny McCarthy just could not look any better these days. Looking better at 38 than she did back in her Playboy/MTV days.

I’m pretty sure she’s basically a raw foods/ pilates girl..just in case you were wondering how to get this sick body.

Jenny McCarthy may be giving Jim Carrey another shot. She broke up with him last April after five years of dating because his bouts of depression made living with him difficult.

But according to Star, they met up in L.A. in late August — and have been talking almost daily ever since.

“Jenny has told Jim that she missed him, and he didn’t want to end it in the first place,” an insider tells Star. “Jenny now thinks she may have rushed into breaking up with Jim. He can be hard to deal with, but he can also be so sweet and loving and fun.”

“Jim’s daughter Jane , had urged Jenny to take him back all along,” says the source. “Everyone in their circles agrees that Jim and Jenny belong together.”

I agree too. I thought this was a perfect match. Here’s to hoping these two crazy kids can work it out.

Me thinks that Jenny McCarthy should have found a better plastic surgeon. Maybe she just went nuts after her break-up with Jim Carrey and had a few too many things tweeked.

Last time I saw her she was looking fantastic for her 38 years…but at the Midsummer Night’s Dream party in Las Vegas this past weekend, Jenny showed up looking ten years older.

Although admittedly her body is still slammin’.

The skeletons are jumping out of Steven Seagal’s closet this week. Just a few days after Steven’s assistantaccused him of sexual assault, CBS Crimesider dug up an interview with Jenny McCarthy from 1998 in which she tells a similar tale.

Jenny says that during a casting call for ‘Under Siege 2,’ she was asked to strip and threatened not to tell anyone.

“I go inside Seagal’s office, and he’s by himself and says, ‘Sit on my couch,” McCarthy told Movieline magazine in ’98. “Then he said, ‘Take off your dress.’ I just started crying and said, ‘Rent my Playboy video, you a*****e!’ and ran out to the car.”

CBS also reports in 1998, nine women told Penthouse magazine about their experiences of Seagal sexually harassing them.

I can’t be the only one who always got creep-vibes from martial arts man.