Judge James C. Chalfant ruled today against the releasing of the alleged tape of J. Lo and Ojani Noa and also agreed to keep the movie under wraps until a further hearing Tuesday on whether to make the injunction permanent.

Ojani Noa has been trying to around the video, entitled How I Married Jennifer Lopez; The J.Lo and Ojani Noa Story, for a couple of weeks. Lopez is getting him back by suing him for $10 million, according to legal papers filed Friday. She’s also asking for a court order that would prevent Noa from making any home videos public.

Apparently the video contains 11-plus hours of private home videos of Lopez “in a revealing lack of clothing, and in sexual situations, especially in the hotel room from (her and Noa’s) honeymoon,” according to court documents.

You almost can’t blame the guy. As heinous as what he is doing is..it must really suck to be the guy married to J.Lo just before she blew up.

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With the release of Jennifer’s new song featuring Pitbull, JLo is no more and Lola is the Jenny from the block.

Check out Lola’s website at WhoIsLola.com.

JLo and Skeletor were seen having dinner with family and friends at Marmalade, a trendy, upscale restaurant in the old-town section of San Juan.

“Jennifer and Marc looked very happy, so it is hard for me to believe the rumors that their marriage is in trouble,” the eatery’s general manager, Trace Donaldson, tells E! News. “They were laughing and seemed to be having a great time.”

When asked if she would send her children to a Scientology school, Jennifer
replied: “Yeah. I wouldn’t mind. Not at all. Because I know that the technologies that they have are very helpful… It’s all about communication. That’s the thing I really don’t like about talking about this. I do know so many great people who choose it as a lifestyle and really follow it and it is their religion… I just wish that people wouldn’t judge it without knowing what it is.”

She goes on to say (again) that even though her father is a 20 year Scientology veteran, and her BFF Leah Remini is at the top of the church hierarchy, that she only uses the dogma when she is feeling blue.
“I know a lot about Scientology. And I know about the practices. I know all about what the technology is and it’s very helpful. So in a sense, yeah, you do call on it.”

Hmmm…a theological ideal that you turn to in times of turmoil and doubt in your life….I could be wrong kids but it sounds like JLo is a true believer.

Wearing a fringed white dress and thigh length boots, the 39-year-old singer had the wardrobe mishap when a side view revealed she was not wearing a bra. New mum Lopez was performing to a 11,000 strong audience at the Olympic Stadium on the first leg of her world tour.

Do they not sell Spanx in Greece?

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Also competing in the triathlon was Jenny’s Wedding Planner costar Matthew McConaughey, whom I’m betting looked much sexier coming out the ocean. Stay tuned for pictures of our favorite surfer dude dad.

Although it’s not confirmed yet, the Project Runway buzz is all about Jennifer Lopez guest judging on the season finale. JLo will be taking a break from training for her first triathalon to shoot the show this Friday.

Nina Garcia wouldn’t confirm the news, but hinted the finale “is going to be unbelievable. The guest star is one of the most iconic women around. It’s going to take the cake.”

Michael Kors must have had too many dirty martini’s when he told Elle magazine that JLo could be a fashion editor. “She is curious about what’s new and what’s next,” he says, “but at the same time she knows how to edit perfectly for her look and lifestyle.”

I am personally surprised that MK thinks so highly of JLo. She still just looks like Jenny from the block with a little more bling to me. Maybe she just needs to freshen up that tired old hair-do she’s been rockin for 10 years. On a totally different subject what is with celebrities running marathons and s*&t so soon after having babies? Isn’t it enough that they get back in their size 0 in less than two weeks? Now we have to strive to get baby weight off and be an Olympic althlete?

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Our friends at Popsugar have the entire set of pictures for your viewing pleasure. Just be sure to shield your eyes from the scary sight of Marc Anthony in a swimsuit.

“I’m looking forward to sharing this exciting journey together,” said Lopez.

“Jennifer is unbelievably passionate about life and will be an incredible role model for our audience,” TLC President, Angela Shapiro-Mathes said in a statement.

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Anyway, babies gorgeous….JLo looks happy…..all is good.

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