Just four months after giving birth to twins, former porn star Jenna Jameson got naked again but this time for the more respectable Playboy magazine. The photo shoot took place last Thursday, so the pictures should leak within a month.

Posting nude for Playboy while you are still breastfeeding is risky for sure…but hey..she’s don’t waaay more freaky things than that on film so I suppose a little leakage is no big deal.

When asked how she got rid of baby fat so freaking fast , Jenna credits her strict vegetarian diet her “healthy” relationship with her man Tito Ortiz and, “paddle-boarding.”

For a) she JUST gave birth to twins like a month ago….and for b) where did her giant boobs go?

And lastly…what’s up with the brown hair? Maybe having twins just sucked all the porn star out of her and turned her magically into a flat chested soccer mom.

Did she a plastic surgeon in the delivery room with her doing little nips and tucks and implant removals as the OBGYN was delivering the babies????

Jesse Jameson Ortiz and Journey Jett Ortiz will not be teased at school for their parents crazy name choices. They will however, be teased for the girl on girl porn their mom was famous for.

These are the first children for 34-year-old Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, UFC fighter Tito Ortiz , 33, and they are said to be in very good health.

“It has been my dream to have children for a…long time, and I truly feel like finally…the time is right and god has blessed me,” Jenna blogged back in September. “I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.”

Now they have about 15 years to figure out how to explain to the kids why mommy is famous.

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“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible. I’m so happy! I’m just saying super healthy,” she says. “I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.”

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“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”

Jennifer Morrison Maximum Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Christina Aguilera Baby Bump Getting Bigger – Hollyscoop

Keira Knightly Does UK Vogue – Girls Talkin Smack 

Hillary Duff Has Nice Stems – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Seperated At Birth: Rihanna And A Gremlin – Ninja Dude 

Timbaland Wants Apology From Britney Spears – Derek Hail 

Mary-Kate Olsen Runs Around Naked – The Blemish 

OJ Simpson Being Investigated For Burglary – Bumpshack 

Demi Moore And Ashton In Tel Aviv With The Rest Of The Posers – Gabby Babble

Marisa Miller Bikini Candids – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Mary-Kate Olsen Does Bazaar – Celebrity Smack 

Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend Are Married – Hollywood Headache

Vintage Lindsay Lohan Nip Slip – Hollywood Sleazy 

Jenna Jameson Is So Thin She Can Wear These Stripes – Celebrity Beta 

Jenna Jameson: The Hollywood Skinny Effects Porn Stars Too – Lilheartfire (NSFW Site)

Mariah Carey Nude: Airbrushed Once Again – City Rag

Sienna Miller Topless Bikini Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site) 

Beyonce Flashes Concert Audience – Ninja Dude

Lindsay Lohan Escapes Cocaine Charges – The Blemish

Pete Doherty and Kate Moss Back Together? – Gabby Babble

Hayden Panetierre Is Finally Legal – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Amy Winehouse Was One Funny Looking Kid – Celebrity Smack

Not Surprising, Victoria Beckham Wears 4 Inch Heels To Take Kids To School – Serioulsy?OMG!WTF!

Paris Hilton Will Have Hair and Make Up Done Before Going To Jail – Ninja Dude

Lindsay Lohan Leaves Rehab To Go To Gym..Returns In 15 Minutes..Just Enough Time To…- Hollyscoop

Katharine McPhee In Vegas Magazine – Girls Talkin Smack 

Nicole Richie Gets Long Ratty Extensions – Drunken Stepfather 

Nicole Richie Scared of Jail – Derek Hail 

Jenna Jameson Looks Wierd – The Blemish 

Harry Potter Theme Park Might Open in 2009 – Bumpshack 

Sarah Silverman Overwhelmed By Angelina Jolie – Gabby Babble

Victoria Beckham Hates Us – Jordon Is Your Homeboy

Just In Case You Are The Last Person On Earth Who Hasn’t Seen The Danielle Llyod Bikini Pics – The Feeding Tube

Tony Romo Cheating On Carrie Underwood With Jessica Simpson – Glitterati 

Samantha Ronson Cheats On Lindsay Lohan With Nicole Richie – Into Gossip 

Britney Spears Eats Her Nails…Gross – Celebrity Smack

Jessica Biel Takes Out The Trash – Drunken Stepfather

Jenna Jameson Officially Ematiated – The Skinny Website

Paris Hilton Not Good Enough To Be In Heiress Book – Glitterati

Calum Best Just As F-Ed Up As Lindsay Lohan – Into Gossip

Jessica Alba Can’t Stop Talking About How Awful It Is To Be Gorgeous – Girls Talkin Smack

Linsdsay Lohan Suicidal – Derek Hail 

What The Hell Is Wrong With Paula Abdul? – The Blemish

Muscians Cover John Lennon For Darfur ..Green Day Video – Gabby Babble 

Sienna Miller Goes See Thru – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Jenna Jameson’s Cancer Scare..That’s Called Karma – Celebrity Smack

The Girl That Used To Be Ashlee Simpson on Harpers Bazaar Cover – Bumpshack 

I Would Have Thought Jessica Alba Wears Thongs – The Feeding Tube

Linday Lohan Myspace and Email Cracked …To Wide If You Ask Me -Glitterati 

Who Is Smoking Crack At DKNY and Let Pete Wentz Design? – Buzznet

Read The Cracked Ramblings Of Lindsay Lohan’s MySpace..A Lot Of Paris Bashing – Derek Hail

Gisele Bundchen’s Boring Harpers Bazaar Pictures – Into Gossip

If We Are Lucky Robbie Williams Will Get His Ass Kicked By Joe Pesci – Ninja Dude

Kate Moss Maybe Be Hot..But Check Out Her Jacked Up Knees! – The Blemish 

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Jennifer Ansiton’s Pokies – City Rag

Ever Seen a Close Up of Ashlee Simpson’s Booty? – Drunken Stepfather

Gwen Jogs Her Way Back – The Skinny Website

Jenna Jameson At A Playboy Party – Hollywood Sleazy

Scarlett Johansson Rocks A Mullet – The Feeding Tube