Jenna Jameson posted this picture of herself on her MySpace page and I am now questioning all laws of physics and genetics.

For a) she JUST gave birth to twins like a month ago….and for b) where did her giant boobs go?

And lastly…what’s up with the brown hair? Maybe having twins just sucked all the porn star out of her and turned her magically into a flat chested soccer mom.

Did she a plastic surgeon in the delivery room with her doing little nips and tucks and implant removals as the OBGYN was delivering the babies????

Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz have surprised and shocked us all by giving their new twin boys very cool names.

Jesse Jameson Ortiz and Journey Jett Ortiz will not be teased at school for their parents crazy name choices. They will however, be teased for the girl on girl porn their mom was famous for.

Retired porn star Jenna Jameson gave birth to healthy twin boys Monday morning morning.

These are the first children for 34-year-old Jameson and her boyfriend of two years, UFC fighter Tito Ortiz , 33, and they are said to be in very good health.

“It has been my dream to have children for a…long time, and I truly feel like finally…the time is right and god has blessed me,” Jenna blogged back in September. “I have never felt more like a woman, or more alive.”

Now they have about 15 years to figure out how to explain to the kids why mommy is famous.

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Former porn star Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz have confirmed that they are expecting their first child together. I guess this is good news. After having sex on film with countless people, Jenna miscarried once before and tried in vitro with no success. You know, sometimes you just have to accept that Big Man Upstairs just may not want a porn-star raising a baby. Jenna claims to be a devout Catholic so I guess she knows the rules about God/Porn/Babies.

“Yes, I can confirm I’m pregnant. It’s still early, so I’m being cautious. I’m resting as much as possible. I’m so happy! I’m just saying super healthy,” she says. “I’ve moved down to the beach with Tito — I love being by the beach.”

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Maybe this is the reason that retired porn star Jenna Jameson recently got healthy. JJ and her boyfriend Tito Ortiz are expecting their first child together. If you remember, Jenna lost a lot of weight over the past year prompting major drug use rumors. But lately she’s been eating and seems to be continuing on her path to becoming a respectable woman. Good for her I say, but sad for the kid when he realizes how many *&%^ his mom has had in her *(&^% over the years.

“She had a bunch of meetings and things planned for Fashion Week, including meetings for her own line, but she’s postponed everything,” said our source. “She’s completely thrilled, this is something she’s wanted for a very long time.”

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