Take this news for what it’s worth, but The National Enquirer reports that Reese Witherspoon has turned down a marriage proposal from Jake Gyllenhaal. NE claims that Jake popped the big question while the couple were on vaca in Italy, but that Reese turned him down flat.

“Reese says it is just too soon after her divorce from Ryan to think about marrying again. She is madly in love with Jake, but her divorce just became final, and she doesn’t want to rush into anything.Reese wants to take things very slowly because of her two young children. She doesn’t want anything to upset or disrupt them. It took her a while to introduce them to Jake - she didn’t want them to know they were a couple until they were definitely serious about each other.They are madly in love. They really are the perfect couple.”

It’s hard to buy this one. Reese and Jake could possibly be the most level-headed (and fiercely private) celebrities in the game and this story just reeks of “we need some news fast” and our well-trained Spidey-Gossip-Sense calls BS.

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The word on the street is that Reese Witherspoon has snagged another Hollywood hottie, the non-gay Jake Gyllenhaal. Reese and Jake worked together last year on the film Renditon and were spotted together canoodling in New York earlier this month.

We probably won’t see many paparazzi photos of these two, they have both managed to keep their private lives very private over the years. Which is where that nasty gay rumor about Jake no doubt got its start. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. Jake is just too hot to be on the other team, right girls?

Can’t you just see Jake and Reese and her two gorg kids having Christmas dinner with Maggie, Peter and baby Ramona???

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Please insert your “they must be training for Brokeback Mountain 2″ jokes here.

New Celebrity Couple Alert!!!!

The rumour mills are in full gear this week, after Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal were spotted getting close this weekend in New York. The pair have been long time friends, and were rumoured to have been dating in the past, but this new sighting has rekindled the speculative flame. According to The New York Post witnesses claim the get-together was very date-like, with Gyllenhaal very much the nervous boy.

The New York Post Reports: Natalie Portman and Jake Gyllenhaal have long denied rumors of romance, but these pictures capture them captivating each other on a sunny afternoon in the West Village.

“Brokeback Mountain” star Gyllenhaal waited for “V for Vendetta” actress Portman with a dozen tulips.

He sat, fidgeted and frequently checked the time (inset), but brightened up with a grin when he spotted his date. They hugged, kissed, then strolled along until arriving for an early dinner at The Spotted Pig on West 11th Street, according to eyewitnesses.

Inside, the Michelin-starred gastro-pub, Gyllenhaal must have surprised Portman with the bouquet. She left the restaurant smiling and holding them - and him.

“The guy looks like he’s in love,” said one witness to the wooing.

Now, here’s the real truth. Whether they are truly dating, or not, there is no way that Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t want to be dating Natalie Portman. No one doesn’t want to date Natalie Portman. She’s Natalie Portman. And she is NOT Kirstin Dunst. Go Jake!