If the news that ABC is forcing more lameness on us (see Skating with the Stars post below) then this trailer for Jack Black’s new movie Gulliver’s Travels makes me super happy.

In the 3D film adaptation of the children’s classic (and one of my personal favorites) Jack plays a magazine mailroom clerk who talks his way into writing a piece on the Bermuda Triangle. Upon arriving, he gets sucked into the secret world of Lilliput…where of course you all know he’s much bigger than the native inhabitants.

Not only was Jack Black perfectly cast in this flick, the supporting cast is awesome as well with Jason Segel as a suitor in love with a princess, played by Emily Blunt, who thinks the Millennium Falcon is actually real.

Funny man and Kung Fu Panda star Jack Black says he realized he wasn’t going to be a Trainspotting boy the one and only time he used heroin.

“It didn’t agree with me. I couldn’t really feel my legs, and my heart felt like it was slowing down too much. I thought, ‘Oh my God, it’s going to shut me down. I’m going to die.’ I went down to the 7-Eleven (convenience store) at the bottom of the hill, and I had this strange sensation that my legs were pumping, but the feet were just sort of lifeless stumps. I did a little shopping and then walked back up the hill and survived. And never did it again.”

This story would have been much funnier if he had revealed what he purchased while high on H at the 7-Eleven.

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Yikes! Add your own cheesy porn soundtrack here. We expect stupid fashion and hair trends from the young, impressionable Hollywood set, but these guys should know better.

Source: Us Weekly