This weekend the news that Heidi Klum will be filing for divorce from Seal any minute. It’s a ‘some bad sh– happened and there is no fixing it’ situation.

Heidi and Seal have long been thought of as one of the strongest celebrity relationships and of course you all know they renew their wedding vows every single freakin’ year. And they have that awesome costume party every year…cuz you know…costume parties make a marriage strong. Most media outlets are reporting that Heidi just got fed up with Seal’s partying…and all that entails. Which could be major (Charlie Sheen) or could be just a one -off trip to the club in the VIP.

Last night it was reported Heidi Klum’s seven-year marriage to British singer Seal is over – with the model preparing to file for divorce within days.

German-born Heidi, 38, is expected to file papers at Los  Angeles’ County Superior Court this week citing irreconcilable differences between the pair who  married at Seal’s beachfront home in Mexico in 2005. The reasons behind the sudden split remained unclear but a spokesman for the former Victoria’s Secret model yesterday said a statement was being prepared which would be released imminently.

A spokesman for Seal, 48 – real name Seal Henry Samuel – did not return calls but a cryptic message posted on the singer’s Twitter page on Friday read: ‘The End.’ The message was attached to a picture that appeared to show the star’s forearm bearing an imprint of a set of wings – a possible reference to Miss Klum’s role as a Victoria’s Secret winged ‘Angel’ model.

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Heidi Klum was on Jay Leno last night to promote herself and Project Runway..when Jay whipped out a picture of Heidi in a bikini from a recent family vacation.

To that Heidi replied, “I’m surprised you have a photo of me wearing a top.” She then added, “Because I don’t really like to wear tops because I hate the tan lines.”

Apparently her sexy husband Seal doesn’t dig tan lines either because she also added, “My husband likes it when it’s all one color.”

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But I disagree. I think she looks fabulous. Happy and gorgeous with a beautiful family that she actually takes care of instead of spending three hours a day at the gym.

I guess haters got to hate.

Sure she was bit more covered this time and practically looked like she was wearing granny panties compared to the other angels..but hey…six weeks ago she had a belly the size of a planet.

More Heidi news…On Friday, a Los Angeles commissioner approved Klum’s legal name change to Heidi Samuel, her husband’s surname.

I love Tim Gunn so much that I wish I could put him in my pocket and carry him around with me all day. I’d pull him out when I needed fashion or gay-grandfatherly advice. So you can understand that the news that Tim has joined forces with Marvel Comics to produce a comic about crime fighting models cleverly titled, “Models Inc.” just has me giddy with excitement. There’s a catch though….Modelina.com says they are swiping the original ideal from them.

Heidi Klum isn’t peeved about pal Tim Gunn swiping her idea of a fashionista superhero. Gunn is teaming up with Marvel Comics for “Models Inc.,” a new comic-book series. The only catch? Klum was already a superhero on Modelina.com. A rep for the Web site told Page Six: “In February, Tim starred in ‘Spiked Heel,’ a series about saving Fashion Week, alongside animated hero ‘The Kluminator.’ This new Marvel concept sounds very similar to our previous idea.”

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So this year, they decided to do something a bit off the wall and a bit low brow. They hired an Elvis impersonator, sent someone to Walmart to get them some clothes and press-on nails and had a full-blown white trash throw-down.

“We love it. It’s great saying your vows again,’ said Seal. ‘You remember who it was you fell in love with. It’s also a good excuse to have a big party, and we have a different theme every year.’

Ok, I guess that’s fun. In a wierd German way.

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“Sketches leaked online of her in redesigned couture gowns to make room for a bump, but were quickly taken down!” This will be the fourth child for Heidi, 35, and Seal, 46. They have two biological children together — Henry, 3, and Johan, 2 — and Seal is the adoptive father of Heidi’s daughter, Leni, almost 5. The insider believes the pair will share their happy news soon: “She plans to announce her pregnancy when she wears the dress [from the leaked photos] to the event.”

It will be interesting to see how quickly the German-Super-Baby-Making machine bounces back after baby number #4.

When Heidi had to work behind the counter of a pizza parlous in New York, she admitted that “It was quite awkward and intimidating for me.”

Supermodel HEIDI KLUM, JESSICA SIMPSON and rapper/actor ICE-T have been tricking fans by posing as pizza restaurant cashiers, computer store clerks and grocery assistants for an upcoming April Fool’s Day (01Apr09) U.S. reality show.
The celebrities have been filmed trying to convince diners and shoppers they are not stars for I Get That A Lot.

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This stuff looks painful.

Catch the models work it on the catwalk live from the Foutaineblaeu Miami Beach on December 3, 10:00pm on CBS.