Older folks + new technology = HILARIOUS.

For some reason Harrison Ford has never seen any of his awesomely awesome Indiana Jones movies. It’s one of those best kept Hollywood secret kind of things. You know how actors sometimes can’t stand to watch themselves on screen? I have no idea why..there is NO ONE cooler on screen than Harrison Ford as Indiana Jones. NO ONE. If I had played Indiana Jones I would be watching myself be cool like, everyday.

But he recently sat down for the first time EVER to watch them and guess what? It was all caught on tape! Sort of…the video is actually Harrison playing a the new video game Uncharted3 for the first time. But it’s edited to look like he’s watching his famous adventure flicks.

His reactions match perfectly with what’s been edited in on the screen and is absolutely hilarious. Not only are his reactions funny, the irony is that he is playing a game about an adventure-seeking treasure hunter in amazement and it’s like he’s completely forgotten that he is THE guy who made being a treasure hunter cool. He’s Indiana FREAKIN Jones for pete’s sake! He did all this stuff  he is amazed by and he actually did it in REAL LIFE!

He’s playing a videogame about an adventure-seeking treasure hunter in absolute amazement as if he forgot he is the guy who made being an adventure-seeking treasure hunter cool — HE’S INDIANA JONES! He did most of the stuff he’s seeing on screen in REAL LIFE when he was making the movie!

PS..how cute is Harry with earring????

Would this description make you want to go shell out $10 plus popcorn and candy?

A spaceship arrives in Arizona, 1873, to take over the Earth, starting with the Wild West region. A posse of cowboys are all that stand in their way.

No. But this trailer might. I’ve been thinking for months that this movie was going to be the suck, but I think it might be done just right. Granted, if Olivia Wilde was fully clothed through the entire movie and Harrison Ford wasn’t delivering awesome old man one-liners throughout the movie, it would suck. But she does. And he does. And Daniel Craig is a BADASS.

Cowboys and Aliens is going to be this summers biggest box office hit.

There goes my mother’s ‘men won’t buy the cow when they can get the milk for free’ theory. After eight years of dating and less than a year of being engaged…Indiana Jones finally married Ally McBeal.

Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart finally have tied the knot – in a wedding presided over by New Mexico’s governor. Gov. Bill Richardson confirmed to The Associated Press on Wednesday that the couple, who have been together for several years and got engaged last year, were married at the governor’s mansion in Santa Fe.

Richardson presided over the ceremony Tuesday afternoon.

The governor and his staff were tightlipped about details of the ceremony, saying it was “a private matter.”

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Harrison Ford has finally proposed to long-time girlfriend Calista Flockhart. Harry has been married/divorced twice already and has two kids from each marriage. He’s also been raising Calista’s adopted son for the past six ears.

Twice divorced Ford popped the question on April Fool’s Day leaving Calista, 43, in some doubt as to its seriousness. But it seems the 64-year-old actor, whose other credits include Star Wars and Air Force One, was not jesting and the pair, who have been dating for five years, will get hitched as soon as the promotional work for the fourth installment of the Indiana Jones series is complete.

Well, ladies. Indy is now officially off the market. There go my childhood dreams of marrying Han Solo. Props to Ally McBeal for reeling him in.

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We are all aware that there is a major double standard in Hollywood that allows male actors like Harrison Ford to remain sexy and very hire-able well into their 60’s and relegates their female peers to behind the camera jobs. We totally understand how that might make one a tiny bit bitter, but come on Carrie Fisher, set a good example and take the high road!

Why bring up the fact that you bagged a young Harrison Ford back in your hot Princess Leia days now? Carrie was braggin’ about baggin’ Han Solo on a British television show this week.

“I went on the film saying ‘I’m going to have an affair’, like it was a kiwi, an exotic fruit — because I’d never had one! I had a crush on Harrison for sure. Harrison is great fun when he’s had a few drinks.”

Shaking her head and saying: “I’m going to get in so much trouble,” she adds: “Once I left the room and came back and he was in the closet not wearing a lot of clothes.”

Carrie Fisher is just the picture refinement and grace, ain’t she?

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