And lest we forget, this body just gave birth six months ago. I’d say this is a hellava way to say, ‘I’m back biatches!’

…works out for 60 minutes, five days a week with trainer Ramona Braganza (whose other clients, according to her Web site, include Jessica Biel and Anne Hathaway). Their sessions include three cardio segments – on the elliptical, as well as kickboxing and then a stairs or hill climb – then also does a strength-training routine that include abdominal work and leg exercises.

That’s a pretty strenuous fitness plan for someone who just gave birth two months ago. Halle’s diet doesn’t sound as scary as her workout routine. She is “eating lots of vegetables, lean proteins and complex carbohydrates, as well as drinking a large quantity of water.”

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“Halle had come to the hospital at 4am in the morning because the felt like she was going into labor. It was a bit scary because her blood pressure was skyrocketing and everyone was a little tense. She’s a diabetic so that was complicating matters as well. The doctors checked the fetal heart rate and everything seemed okay. After a while Halle’s blood pressure came down. She wasn’t dilating anymore so at around 2:45pm they let her go home. 

“Halle felt her contractions come on a lot more intensely later that night so she came back to the hospital at 11:00pm Saturday night. 

“Halle was overcome with emotion when she finally held her little girl. She said everything she had gone through was worth that moment. The tears kept coming as Halle didn’t even want the nurses to take her baby to clean her up and measure. It was a truly beautiful scene.”

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During an October 19 taping of The Tonight Show With Jay Leno Halle was showing Jay some distorted pictures of herself when she pissed off the some over sensitive Jewish folk. When Halle was introducing a photo of herself with a huge nose she blurted out:

‘Here’s where I look like my Jewish cousin!’”

Sadly, now sweet Halle is having to eat crow to get back in the good graces of our Jewish friends.

“I so didn’t mean to offend anybody – and after the show I realized it could be seen as offensive, so I asked Jay to take it out, and he did. What happened was I was backstage before the show and I have three girls who are Jewish who work for me. We were going through pictures to see which ones looked silly, and one of my Jewish friends said [of the picture], ‘That could be your Jewish cousin!’ And I guess it was fresh in my mind, and it just came out of my mouth. But I didn’t mean to offend anybody.”

Kimberly Stewarts Nose Job Before and After Pictures – City Rag

Tara Reid FHM Magazine Pictures – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site) 

We Love Joaquin Pheonix At The We Own The Night Premiere – Girls Talkin Smack

Is It Just Us Or Does Jane Seymour Look Really Strange On Dancin With The Stars? – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site) 

Hugh Hefner Promotes His Girlfriend – Ninja Dude 

Ben Affleck’s Sad College Story -The Blemish

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel Give The Evil Eye – Gabby Babble 

Scarlett Johansson In Elle Magazine – Derek Hail 

Halle Berry’s Baby Bump and Baby Boobs – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Lindsay Lohan May Play Playboy Bunny – Celebrity Smack 

Amy Winehouse’s Gross Hand …Yuck! – Seriously?OMG!WTF! 

“Yes, I am three months pregnant, Gabriel and I are beyond excited and I’ve waited a long time for this moment in my life.”

We couldn’t be happier for Halle. After what she went through with that rat fink ex-husband, Eric Bonet, she deserves this gorgeous man and beautiful baby.

Even Badass Chuck Norris Has Had Plastic Surgery – City Rag

Anne Hathaway Not A Fan Of Sun Tans – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Lindsay Lohan Does Elle Magazine – Into Gossip

Anna Faris Has An Incredible Body (Bikini Candids) – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

There Is Justice In The World: Brandon Davis Got Beat Up – Ninja Dude 

Halle Berry Pregnancy Rumor Revisited – The Blemish 

Jenna Elfman Named Her Baby Boy ‘Story Elias’ – Bumpshack

So What If Jessica Alba Doesn’t Always Wear A Bra – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Kelly Osbourne To Elope – Celebrity Smack

Does Britney Spears Have A Girlfriend? – Serioulsy?OMG!WTF!

Is Mandy Moore Dating John Mayer? – Gabby Babble 

Jennifer Garner Bikini Beach Pictures – Drunken Stepfather 

Lindsay Lohan White Bikini Candids – The Feeding Tube

Kate Moss Kicks Pete Doherty To The Curb – Into Gossip 

Nicole Richie Thinks She Is Having A Baby Boy – Hollyscoop

Sienna and Savannah Miller’s New Clothing Line Twenty8Twelve – Girls Talkin Smack

Eva Longoria and Tony Parker Are Married – Ninja Dude

Eva Mendes Bikini Candids – Derek Hail 

Halle Berry Bosses Around Her Man – The Blemish

PDiddy Left Girlfriend For Sienna Miller – Bumpshack

Harry Potter Likes His Groupies – Gabby Babble

Amy Winehouse = One Ugly Liar – Celebrity Smack

Lance Bass Goes To Broadway – Seriously? OMG! WTF! 

Joe Francis Cries Everyday In Jail…Karma Baby – Celebrity Smack

Age Difference Catching Up To Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher – City Rag

Pamela Anderson Nip Slip (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Halle Berry Esquire Photos – The Feeding Tube

Brad Pitt Misses New Orleans And Wishes Angelina Jolie Would Stop Dragging Him All Over The Planet – Into Gossip

Let’s Hear It For Evangeline Lilly’s Booty – Ninja Dude

Petra Nemcova and Stavros Niarchos? Oh That’s Just Gross -Derek Hail 

Gieco Caveman Gets His Own TV Show – Bumpshack

I Hate To Do It…But Brad Pitt and The Kids Are Just Too Cute – Gabby Babble

Kate Middleton Upskirt…Now She Really Can’t Be Queen – Jordan Is Your Homeboy 

Someone Forgot To Take Paris Hilton Out Of The Oven Again – Celebrity Smack

Brand New Britney Spears Upskirt For You! – Drunken Stepfather

Even More Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee Beach Candids – The Feeding Tube

Why Teenagers Are Dumb…Misery Night Clubs Popping Up Everywhere. Where Your Mopey Kid Can Go Fit In  – Buzznet

Jennifer Lopez Sues Enquirer – Glitterati

Avril Lavigne’s Husband Took Album Cover Picture – Into Gossip

Lindsay Lohan’s Lesbian Relationship With DJ Samantha Ronson – Ninja Dude

Britney Spears Fires Manager and Re-hires Pulicist – Derek Hail 

Jared Leto Is A Good Lover…Hard To Believe? – The Blemish

“I was sitting in my car, and I knew the gas was coming, when I had an image of my mother finding me,” Berry said. “She sacrificed so much for her children, and to end my life would be an incredibly selfish thing to do. It was all about a relationship. My sense of worth was so low. I promised myself I would never be a coward again.”

 After she got over that jackass, jackass number 2 Eric Benet, repeatedly cheated on her. This time instead of trying to kill herself she kicked his sorry butt to the curb. Halle is currently dating that hottie male model Gabriel Aubry says she is focused on what she really wants now and is that she is ready to tie the knot again and start a family.

 I think Halle Berry has finally realized that she is freakin’ Halle Berry and she don’t need to no crap from no man.

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