No one likes to see an ugly divorce and custody battle, and this one is a doozy. You know when the nanny starts filing police reports sh–s fixin’ hit the fan. Halle Berry’s nanny did just that, claiming that Gabriel Aubry shoved her while she was holding Halle and Gabe’s little girl Nahla.

As TMZ first reported, the LAPD is conducting a criminal battery and child endangerment investigation after Gabriel allegedly pushed the nanny with Nahla in her arms. And before the alleged pushing, the nanny says Gabriel screamed at her and hurled a racial epithet. In addition, we’ve learned the L.A. County Dept. of Children and Family Services is also conducting a child endangerment investigation.
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Kamdem also claims Gabriel often yelled at Nahla, causing the child to cower and cry. And she told police… when Nahla had a rash he refused to treat it. Kamdem quit last week after Gabriel allegedly shoved her. Gabriel’s rep tells TMZ, “Anyone can file a police report at any time, regardless of it being accurate.

I was so wrong about these two. I was sure they were going to peacefully co-parent their daughter Nahla after their split last year. But things are anything but peaceful between Halle Berry and Gariel Aubry at this point.

“Once they broke up he became verbally threatening to Halle,” Aubry’s former friend and business partner Stephane Bibeau tells PEOPLE in this week’s cover story. “He is a vindictive guy.” Bibeau and other sources close to Berry, 44, claim that Aubry, 35, has used a racial slur against her.

“That’s just unacceptable,” a source close to the actress says. “The fact is that Gabriel is a caring father who shares custody of Nahla,” according to a statement released by Aubry’s rep Tuesday.

It’s a classic he said/she said thing. In the beginning it seemed they were both willing to share custody without any drama, but since then money has gotten in the way and words have been said that have changed the course of this little girls life forever. Someone needs to tell them both to get it together and get over themselves. I’m not sure what Halle’s problem is but most sources say that Gabe big issue is monetary. Read: he wants child support from Halle.

There is so much Oscar buzz surrounding Halle Berry’s role in Frankie & Alice that I expected have my little sock knocked right off from this trailer…but…I’m just not sure how I feel about it yet.

It seems a bit low budget but it does have a kick ass cast. Multiple personality movies never turn out to be that great. Remember that John Cusak in Identity?

Well, at least Halle looks hellagood in her Foxy Brown go-go dancer clothes.

Gabriel Who?

Halle Berry don’t need to sit around and cry over her baby daddy Gabriel Aubrey. According to People she has moved on with sexy new co-star. Who also happens to be her same age…since the cougar thing didn’t work out with Gabe this could be a smart move on her part.

People’s account of their time together in Paris is tre’ romantic. Here’s to hoping she catches a break this time. Halle is as unlucky in love as Jennifer Aniston.

Halle has been spotted cozying up to her Dark Tide costar Olivier Martinez, 44, in his hometown of Paris. The two have been seen smooching and exploring the city, embracing a Hollywood-style romance straight out of a movie.

“It was the classic ‘I’m going to kiss you here in a dark corner’ move,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE of Berry and Martinez’s romantic romp. “And she was waiting to be kissed.”

The duo spent Sunday afternoon combing through the streets arm in arm, taking in a pit stop at the Paris flea market.

“They had their arms around each other as they walked,” an onlooker tells PEOPLE. “They were both smiling and laughing Their body language was very flirtatious. They definitely seemed like a couple – absolutely looked like more than friends.”

The two sped off on Martinez’s motorcycle before dining at the intimate Casa Bini restaurant. After dinner, Martinez led Berry on a cozy back-streets tour of the St. Germain district at dusk, including Place Saint-Sulpice and its fountain. En route to his Paris pad, the couple stopped along a narrow street and kissed in a doorway for two minutes, says an onlooker.

This is nice to see, no? I mostly report about the ridiculousness of celebrity but at least there is one set of Hollywood parents doing the right thing for their kid even though they have split.

Halle Berry and Gabriel Aubry sucked up their issues and played happy family for their adorable little girl Nahla at Disneyland over the weekend. Pay attention Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller/Courtney Love/Britney Spears/Dina Lohan/Jon and Kate Gosselin.

Wow. Every time I see this guy I feel bad for Halle. He is a dreamboat. Although…at this point she is probably so annoyed with whatever he did wrong he is looking about a sexy at Zach Galifianakis to her.