Three months post-baby and Gisele Bundchen looks like she hasn’t missed a beat in the April issue of Vogue.

This would be reason #45,678 to hate supermodels. How in the hell does she get that flat belly just three months after having a baby?

Giselle Bundchen Has The Same Birthday As Tom Brady’s Kid – Hollyscoop 

Why Is Kristin Davis Hanging With Kim Kardashian – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Jessica Alba Has Really Great Hair – Into Gossip

Penelope Cruz Bikini Candids – Girls Talkin Smack 

Lindsay Lohan Continues To Ruin Her Career – Ninja Dude

This Amy Winehouse Chick Is A Hot Mess – Derek Hail 

Madonna’s Arms Are Way Out Of Control – The Blemish

Al Gore’s Son Had Some Serious Vicodin Weight – Bumpshack 

Just Because He Is So Yummy…David Beckham – Gabby Babble

Can You Tell Monica Cruz From Penelope Cruz, Because We Can’t – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Nicole Richie Struggling To Get Healthy – Celebrity Smack

Jenny McCarthy Still Follows Weight Watchers To Keep Her Great Shape – Skinny Celebrities 

Paris Hilton Released Because Of Stress Related Herpes Outbreak – Celebrity Smack

Paris Hilton Still Thinks She Is Above Law Tries To ‘Call In’ To Court – Serioulsy? OMG!WTF!

Emilio Estevez In Spandex – Gabby Babble

Isaiah Washington Leaving Grey’s Anatomy – Bumpshack

American Idol Really Did Fire Randy Jackson and Paula Abdul – The Blemish 

Gisele Bundchen Tells Pope No One Is A Virgin When They Marry – Derek Hail 

Sara Michelle Gellar Has High Red Eyes – Ninja Dude

Kelly Clarkson Airbrushed Thin In Elle Magazine – Girls Talkin Smack

Lindsay Lohan Dumps Calum Best – Hollyscooop

Shakira In Blender Magazine – The Feeding Tube (NSFW) 

Mila Kunis In Short Shorts – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW) 

Kate Moss: Cracked Out Druggie or Gorgeous Supermodel? – City Rag

If this internet rumor is true, then Tom Brady is one virile man!!! Word on the street is that Tom and his current girlfriend Gisele Bundchen are expecting a child together. (You will all remember that Tom recently knocked up his ex-girlfriend Bridget Moynahan)

Is his plan to have enough kids to start his own football franchise? It makes you wonder if Tom has any idea how much child support a Superbowl winning quarterback would have to pay. Heed the words of Kanye West brother.

Gwen Stefani (can’t really blame her, she is a new mom, but this is awful)

Giselle Bundchen with dirty hair

Marisa Tomei (she gets a pass for this total Jersey Girl circa 1970 look because it’s for movie roll)