I’ve been developing a deep hatred for Gisele Bundchen for years. She’s physically perfect, before and after childbirth. She’s married to all-American hero Tom Brady. She was for sure part of the reason that Tom abandoned his first baby mommy while she was pregnant. She claims to have had a pain-free delivery when she brought little Benjamin in the world.

She makes statements like, “some women turn into garbage disposals when they are pregnant” when she was explaining why she never had to wear maternity clothes.

But worse than all that crap that does nothing back make normal women feel bad, she told Globo.com that she’s so against diapers polluting the planet that she’s already managed to potty train her six month-old baby bay.

In a new interview she says little Ben goes to the potty on a schedule immediately after breast-feeding every morning and afternoon. “Give it about five minutes, and bang,” says Gisele, who adds that she excitedly calls in family members to the bathroom to see Benjamin’s business.

The Brazil native — who’s back to modeling bathing suits — says that the rush to toilet train the tyke is because ” diapers pollute the environment.”

On behalf of every struggling mom out there…let me just say..kiss my normal mom ass Gisele. Just because your son is REGULAR it doesn’t mean he is potty trained. And if diapers bother you so much, have your nanny use cloth diapers.

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She is sooo easy to hate. Not only is she like a genetic freak of nature…she’s so obnoxious about everything. She’s constantly making comments about her step-son like, “It’s not like because somebody else delivered him, that’s not my child. I already feel like he’s my son, from the first day.” Which surely pisses off his real mother Bridget Moynahan.

So ok, she’s a pain in the ass stepmother. That’s Tom Brady’s cross to bear. But now she’s condescending to every new mother who has trouble losing baby weight. In a new interview with Vogue magazine she revealed how post-birth she regained her figure instantly with little more effort than some yoga on a mat in her living room.

‘I think it’s muscle memory. I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals [dustbin].

I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds,’ she added proudly.

Very easy to hate.

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You know, I have had quite enough of Miss Perfect Bundchen.

Goddess-like gorgeousness, modeling career that has opened every door in the world for her, married to the All-American Quaterback, a less than 20 pound pregnancy weight gain and now a pain-free labor and delivery.

I.Hate.Her.

It “wasn’t painful, not even a little bit,” the supermodel, 29, said in an interview with the Brazilian TV show “Fantastico.” “The whole time, my head was so focused — every contraction, the baby is closer, the baby is closer. So, it wasn’t like, ‘Oh, what pain.’ It was, ‘With every contraction, he is getting closer to me.’ “

Bündchen — who had a water birth on December 8 at the Boston condo she shares with her husband, quarterback Tom Brady, 32 — also didn’t use serious pain medication.

“I wanted to be conscious and present for what was happening,” she said. “I didn’t want to be anesthetized. I wanted to feel.”

Her recovery was also remarkably quick. “The second day, I was walking, I was washing dishes, I was making pancakes in the kitchen,” she said with a laugh.

Pictures above from Gisele’s first post-baby interview..less than six weeks after giving birth.

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This is why I hate supermodels.

Gisele Bundchen is about 7 months pregnant by my calculations.

Do you  see where I’m going with this? She’s walking around with this perfectly tiny little baby bump and her long thin legs and skinny arms with no sign of pregnancy stress anywhere!  It’s just not right. It’s ok that they look goddess-like and gorgeous in magazines and on the runway..but when it comes to pregnancy they  should get the hips, thighs and bloated cankles that rest of us do.

Like Kendra Wilkinson did. Now that’s what pregnancy looks like brothers and sisters. Not that tall, thin Brazilian freak of nature above. Thanks to Kendra for posting this third trimester pic, crazy pregnancy nose included.

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Gisele Bundchen might just be a smart super model after all. She practically disappeared after it was confirmed that she’s carrying the next most beautiful celebrity baby in her belly.

Props to her for getting away from the paps and just being some pregnant chick in Brazil.

That being said…I freaking hate pregnant supermodels. Where do they get off looking that great while the rest of us waddle around like giant watermelons on legs?

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