Gisele Bundchen tossed Tom Brady’s teammates under the bus following the Giants 21-17 upset of the Patriots in the Super Bowl. The Brazilian beauty was caught in a moment of weakness by TheInsider.com waiting for an elevator as she left the suites at Lucas Oil Stadium.

A few Giants fans started heckling her about Brady’s performance as she walked quickly through the concourse. After initially smiling and even trying to ignore the fans, Bundchen let her guard down just long enough to deliver a foul-mouthed defense of her man – and a sideswipe of his receivers.

“You (have) to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball,” she is heard saying. “My husband cannot [expletive] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

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You can see the rest of the sick Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures here.

And of course she is married to that hunky Tom Brady, who just had his 100th career win in fewer games than any other NFL quarterback with the New England Patriots’ victory over the Miami Dolphins.

She makes statements like, “some women turn into garbage disposals when they are pregnant” when she was explaining why she never had to wear maternity clothes.

But worse than all that crap that does nothing back make normal women feel bad, she told Globo.com that she’s so against diapers polluting the planet that she’s already managed to potty train her six month-old baby bay.

In a new interview she says little Ben goes to the potty on a schedule immediately after breast-feeding every morning and afternoon. “Give it about five minutes, and bang,” says Gisele, who adds that she excitedly calls in family members to the bathroom to see Benjamin’s business.

The Brazil native — who’s back to modeling bathing suits — says that the rush to toilet train the tyke is because ” diapers pollute the environment.”

On behalf of every struggling mom out there…let me just say..kiss my normal mom ass Gisele. Just because your son is REGULAR it doesn’t mean he is potty trained. And if diapers bother you so much, have your nanny use cloth diapers.

So ok, she’s a pain in the ass stepmother. That’s Tom Brady’s cross to bear. But now she’s condescending to every new mother who has trouble losing baby weight. In a new interview with Vogue magazine she revealed how post-birth she regained her figure instantly with little more effort than some yoga on a mat in her living room.

‘I think it’s muscle memory. I did kung fu up until two weeks before Benjamin was born, and yoga three days a week. I think a lot of people get pregnant and decide they can turn into garbage disposals [dustbin].

I was mindful about what I ate, and I gained only 30 pounds,’ she added proudly.

Very easy to hate.

Goddess-like gorgeousness, modeling career that has opened every door in the world for her, married to the All-American Quaterback, a less than 20 pound pregnancy weight gain and now a pain-free labor and delivery.

I.Hate.Her.

It “wasn’t painful, not even a little bit,” the supermodel, 29, said in an interview with the Brazilian TV show “Fantastico.” “The whole time, my head was so focused — every contraction, the baby is closer, the baby is closer. So, it wasn’t like, ‘Oh, what pain.’ It was, ‘With every contraction, he is getting closer to me.’ “

Bündchen — who had a water birth on December 8 at the Boston condo she shares with her husband, quarterback Tom Brady, 32 — also didn’t use serious pain medication.

“I wanted to be conscious and present for what was happening,” she said. “I didn’t want to be anesthetized. I wanted to feel.”

Her recovery was also remarkably quick. “The second day, I was walking, I was washing dishes, I was making pancakes in the kitchen,” she said with a laugh.

Pictures above from Gisele’s first post-baby interview..less than six weeks after giving birth.

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Gisele Bundchen is about 7 months pregnant by my calculations.

Do you  see where I’m going with this? She’s walking around with this perfectly tiny little baby bump and her long thin legs and skinny arms with no sign of pregnancy stress anywhere!  It’s just not right. It’s ok that they look goddess-like and gorgeous in magazines and on the runway..but when it comes to pregnancy they  should get the hips, thighs and bloated cankles that rest of us do.

Like Kendra Wilkinson did. Now that’s what pregnancy looks like brothers and sisters. Not that tall, thin Brazilian freak of nature above. Thanks to Kendra for posting this third trimester pic, crazy pregnancy nose included.

Props to her for getting away from the paps and just being some pregnant chick in Brazil.

That being said…I freaking hate pregnant supermodels. Where do they get off looking that great while the rest of us waddle around like giant watermelons on legs?

So if this one turns out to be another rumor…just remember to not kill the messenger. Sources say that Gisele is due in early 2010…and who knows this one might turn out to to be true. She is eating at Five Guys these days…

I know it’s hard to imagine a prettier baby than the genetically blessed Jolie-Pitt children but when the Bundchen-Brady baby is born I’m sure it’s going to be like five feet tall, have mommy’s exotic beauty and long legs and daddy’s precision rocket-like arm. This might the beginning of that perfect race thing Hitler was always raving about.