Another pretty picture to make you either a) get motivated to get to the gym today or b) feel bad about yourself and head to the office snack machine.

Gisele Bundchen’s topless bikini body elicits conflicting emotions in most of us, no?

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This is one way to make people forget they hate you for being a biatch after the Patriots lost the Super Bowl. Gisele Bundchen in a bikini can make any man forget his own name.

Which explains why these two are still married. The conversation on the drive home from the Super Bowl went something like this;

Tom: Gisele, how could slam my team like that??? Everyone already thinks I’m a pretty boy that is whipped by his wife. The guys are gonna be really pissed.

Gisele: (In her Brazilian accent) Oh Tom..they are pedestrian fools…look at me in this bikini and be mesmerized.

That is, coincidentally, how she got him to dump his pregnant girlfriend for her three years ago.

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Tom Brady needs to put a muzzle on his wife. This is the second time in less that a week that she has said or done something to embarrass the hell out of him. Last week she sent out this email to family and friends begging everyone to pray that Tom win the big game…making him look week. According to Kathie Lee Gifford anyway…and then yesterday after the Patriots lost to the Giants she let her Brazilian loose on some NY fans that were teasing her as she left the stadium.

Gisele Bundchen tossed Tom Brady’s teammates under the bus following the Giants 21-17 upset of the Patriots in the Super Bowl. The Brazilian beauty was caught in a moment of weakness by TheInsider.com waiting for an elevator as she left the suites at Lucas Oil Stadium.

A few Giants fans started heckling her about Brady’s performance as she walked quickly through the concourse. After initially smiling and even trying to ignore the fans, Bundchen let her guard down just long enough to deliver a foul-mouthed defense of her man – and a sideswipe of his receivers.

“You (have) to catch the ball when you’re supposed to catch the ball,” she is heard saying. “My husband cannot [expletive] throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.”

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Yeah, I don’t know if this is going to motivate me for the week or just piss me off. I’ll let you make up your own mind.

You can see the rest of the sick Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures here.

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Reason number 5678 to hate Gisele Bundchen. She looks like this after having a kid less than a year ago.

And of course she is married to that hunky Tom Brady, who just had his 100th career win in fewer games than any other NFL quarterback with the New England Patriots’ victory over the Miami Dolphins.

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