But now I think he’s just plain delusional. Sources report that Dr. Phil is desperate to have his life story played out on the big screen and he thinks the perfect person to portray would be…..wait for it…George freaking Clooney!

We hear the Oscar-nominated actor is reportedly being courted for the role of “Tell It Like It Is” Phil in a proposed film about his life — but if George’s lack of enthusiasm is any indication of his likeliness to take on the project, Phil better not hold his breath.

“Dr. Phil actually set up a meeting with George to pitch him on the idea,” according to The Globe. “George didn’t seem too overly excited, but did say he’d willing to read a script once it’s complicated and they’ll go from there.”

I’m thinking more along the lines of Phillip Seymour Hoffman or the very bald Michael Chiklis.

Sources confirm to Entertainment Tonight that George Clooney will be filming scenes for an appearance on “ER” this week. The final episode of “ER” will air Thursday night, April 2 now that NBC has extended the season’s run by three extra episodes. A one-hour clip show retrospective will run just before the final episode airs.

I know every woman over 35 thought GC was the bomb on ER, but I personally couldn’t stand that ridiculous “I”m a single, incredibly sexy pediatrician and I want to love but I just can’t” character. Do we really need to immulate that sort of man-child nonsense?

Paris and George have been spotted together alone twice recently, once at the Whiskey Bar and then again at Dan Tana’s. Since I refuse to believe that these two are working on an acting project together, so that must mean that these hook-ups are straight-up booty calls.

Ugh. I need to go find my happy place.

Sex toy retailers have noticed a huge leap in sales since George’s character has been seen carrying around “saucy items” on the big screen for an ninety minutes. “Small mentions of adult products in mainstream media can have an outsized effect on sales.”

Beware ladies…this means your inbox is going to full of invites to Slumber Parties and/or Passion Parties very soon.

Sadly, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie couldn’t make this years event as they’ve just given birth to the future leaders of the Pretty People Club.

We knew that Sara wasn’t going to be able to make the terminal bachelor settled down, but you gotta give the girl some props. She lasted a lot longer than most and attended several red carpet events with him. Earlier this year Sara was on George’s arm at the Oscars, the first girlfriend ever to go with him to that special event.

Not bad for a cocktail server from The Whisky Bar in Las Vegas.

While recovering from a motorcycle accident last fall, she says they were glued to marathons of VH1’s Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.

“We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated,” Sarah says in June’s Harper’s Bazaar. “And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”

Sarah also said that she would have never dated George if he had been a reality tv star like she was. Apparently she only goes for big movie stars. That’s pretty ball-sy for someone who ate a scorpion on Fear Factor.

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“You look at the footage of Britney running the red light – there’s eight guys with cameras at night in the middle of the street. There are no rules now. It’s getting to a point where people that are not involved are getting hurt. What they’re doing is illegal, it’s high speed chases and they’re competing with each other. They’re not trying to catch me doing something stupid; they’re trying to create me doing something stupid. You don’t get to break all these laws and then say, ‘I’m just doing my job.’ The guys that commit all these crimes are rewarded for it. It creates bounty hunters in a way. Take your pictures but don’t go 60 mph down a one-way street. Don’t cause injury to people who aren’t involved.”

You might remember that Gorgeous George was involved in a near-collision with paparazzi November 16 while riding on his motorcycle in the Hollywood Hills. That incident ended with his girl du jour wearing a cast.

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Since we are all sick and tired of seeing pictures of TomKat, I though you kids would rather seem some photos of George’s very sexy Italian Villa. These pictures came from a ABC special report from a few years ago, so please ignore Diane Sawyer as you click through.