Even uber-cool George Clooney watches ‘guilty pleasure’ television shows. While George and his girlfriend Sarah Larson were recovering from a motorcyle accident last year, they got sucked into the dark world of Bret Michaels and the ho’s who love him.

While recovering from a motorcycle accident last fall, she says they were glued to marathons of VH1’s Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.

“We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated,” Sarah says in June’s Harper’s Bazaar. “And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”

Sarah also said that she would have never dated George if he had been a reality tv star like she was. Apparently she only goes for big movie stars. That’s pretty ball-sy for someone who ate a scorpion on Fear Factor.

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George Clooney sort of defends Britney Spears and bashes the out of control paparazzi that hound celebrities.

“You look at the footage of Britney running the red light – there’s eight guys with cameras at night in the middle of the street. There are no rules now. It’s getting to a point where people that are not involved are getting hurt. What they’re doing is illegal, it’s high speed chases and they’re competing with each other. They’re not trying to catch me doing something stupid; they’re trying to create me doing something stupid. You don’t get to break all these laws and then say, ‘I’m just doing my job.’ The guys that commit all these crimes are rewarded for it. It creates bounty hunters in a way. Take your pictures but don’t go 60 mph down a one-way street. Don’t cause injury to people who aren’t involved.”

You might remember that Gorgeous George was involved in a near-collision with paparazzi November 16 while riding on his motorcycle in the Hollywood Hills. That incident ended with his girl du jour wearing a cast.

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Check outside your windows kids and see if there are pigs flying. Word on the street is that eternal bachelor George Clooney is dating eternal divorcee’ Pamela Anderson. The pair were recently seen having a romantic dinner date at the Valley Inn in Sherman Oak, CA. that ended with Pam sitting in hunky George’s lap. Since that night the unlikely duo have been seen out walking dogs together and a friend of the couple says, “George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet.”

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Max, a 300 lb pot bellied pig who has been living with George Clooney for the last 18 years, has passed away. Apparantly pigs don’t usually live so long, George says his vet had never seen an 18 year old pig before. They could be because they get eaten way before they reach thier 18th birthday. Interesting fact about Max, George got custody of the piglet 18 years ago when he broke up with his live-in girlfriend, Kelly Preston, the current Mrs. John Travolta.
Poor Max didn’t even have a chance to see the new Charlotte’s Web movie. It’s just as well, that Dakata Fanning is creepy man.

I am quite sure that Xenu didn’t sign off on this, so I hope that Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are punished too severly for having their upcoming wedding at George Clooney’s gorgeous villa by Lake Como in Italy, and not at the LA Scientology Center.  Katie and Tom have also opted for a civil ceremony to be performed by the local mayer, not a Scientologist wedding performed by the local alien warrior. The wedding is scheduled for November 6, and reports say that Katie already has her dress. But what the world is really waiting with baited breath for is more photos of baby Suri, we are all anxious to see if she will be wearing that cute baby wig to the wedding.

Since we are all sick and tired of seeing pictures of TomKat, I though you kids would rather seem some photos of George’s very sexy Italian Villa. These pictures came from a ABC special report from a few years ago, so please ignore Diane Sawyer as you click through.

Matt Damon, Brad Pitt and George Clooney on the set of Oceans 13.