Dr. Phil is the most ridiculous celebrity in my opinion. I totally lost respect for him when the tubby talk-show therapist started selling “diet books” and power bars that middle aged, overweight housewives scooped up by the handfuls because, ‘hes a doctor..and Oprah likes him’.

But now I think he’s just plain delusional. Sources report that Dr. Phil is desperate to have his life story played out on the big screen and he thinks the perfect person to portray would be…..wait for it…George freaking Clooney!

We hear the Oscar-nominated actor is reportedly being courted for the role of “Tell It Like It Is” Phil in a proposed film about his life — but if George’s lack of enthusiasm is any indication of his likeliness to take on the project, Phil better not hold his breath.

“Dr. Phil actually set up a meeting with George to pitch him on the idea,” according to The Globe. “George didn’t seem too overly excited, but did say he’d willing to read a script once it’s complicated and they’ll go from there.”

I’m thinking more along the lines of Phillip Seymour Hoffman or the very bald Michael Chiklis.

George Clooney is revising his role as hunky/ non-committal Dr. Doug Ross for the final episode’s of the show that made him a household name.

Sources confirm to Entertainment Tonight that George Clooney will be filming scenes for an appearance on “ER” this week. The final episode of “ER” will air Thursday night, April 2 now that NBC has extended the season’s run by three extra episodes. A one-hour clip show retrospective will run just before the final episode airs.

I know every woman over 35 thought GC was the bomb on ER, but I personally couldn’t stand that ridiculous “I”m a single, incredibly sexy pediatrician and I want to love but I just can’t” character. Do we really need to immulate that sort of man-child nonsense?

Celebrities hook up all the time for booty calls just like the rest of us…and I’m totally ok with that. But I am NOT ok with Paris Hilton giving her cooties to sexy George Clooney.

Paris and George have been spotted together alone twice recently, once at the Whiskey Bar and then again at Dan Tana’s. Since I refuse to believe that these two are working on an acting project together, so that must mean that these hook-ups are straight-up booty calls.

Ugh. I need to go find my happy place.

Sex toy retailers are credited George Clooney for a recent boost in sales of adult toys, but not for the reason you think. While George is sexy enough to have that effect on women (and men) it was his role as a sex-obsessed character in the new Coen brothers comedy Burn After Reading that caused the sales spike.

Sex toy retailers have noticed a huge leap in sales since George’s character has been seen carrying around “saucy items” on the big screen for an ninety minutes. “Small mentions of adult products in mainstream media can have an outsized effect on sales.”

Beware ladies…this means your inbox is going to full of invites to Slumber Parties and/or Passion Parties very soon.

Look, it’s the summer “pretty people” retreat.  I always knew the beautiful people of the world secretly only hung out without each other. Case in point; gorgeous George Clooney shows up to visit the still sexy Cindy Crawford on her yacht in St. Tropez.

Sadly, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie couldn’t make this years event as they’ve just given birth to the future leaders of the Pretty People Club.

After an entire year of holding down hottie George Clooney, Sarah Larson lost her grip on the most eligible bachelor in Hollywood. The couple have officially split, reports People magazine.

We knew that Sara wasn’t going to be able to make the terminal bachelor settled down, but you gotta give the girl some props. She lasted a lot longer than most and attended several red carpet events with him. Earlier this year Sara was on George’s arm at the Oscars, the first girlfriend ever to go with him to that special event.

Not bad for a cocktail server from The Whisky Bar in Las Vegas.

Even uber-cool George Clooney watches ‘guilty pleasure’ television shows. While George and his girlfriend Sarah Larson were recovering from a motorcyle accident last year, they got sucked into the dark world of Bret Michaels and the ho’s who love him.

While recovering from a motorcycle accident last fall, she says they were glued to marathons of VH1’s Rock of Love with Bret Michaels.

“We caught ourselves rooting for someone or getting frustrated,” Sarah says in June’s Harper’s Bazaar. “And we were like, ‘This is sad.’”

Sarah also said that she would have never dated George if he had been a reality tv star like she was. Apparently she only goes for big movie stars. That’s pretty ball-sy for someone who ate a scorpion on Fear Factor.

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George Clooney sort of defends Britney Spears and bashes the out of control paparazzi that hound celebrities.

“You look at the footage of Britney running the red light – there’s eight guys with cameras at night in the middle of the street. There are no rules now. It’s getting to a point where people that are not involved are getting hurt. What they’re doing is illegal, it’s high speed chases and they’re competing with each other. They’re not trying to catch me doing something stupid; they’re trying to create me doing something stupid. You don’t get to break all these laws and then say, ‘I’m just doing my job.’ The guys that commit all these crimes are rewarded for it. It creates bounty hunters in a way. Take your pictures but don’t go 60 mph down a one-way street. Don’t cause injury to people who aren’t involved.”

You might remember that Gorgeous George was involved in a near-collision with paparazzi November 16 while riding on his motorcycle in the Hollywood Hills. That incident ended with his girl du jour wearing a cast.