It’s not as slick and photo shopped as the Kardashian’s Christmas card…but I’m digging Fergie and Josh Duhamel’s card much more.

Since Fergie retired from the Black Eyed Peas I’m hoping she will be the next knocked up celeb. They look like they’d be fun parents.

It wasn’t near as shocking as Janet Jackson’s nipple-gate from a few years ago, but Will.i.am did go off script during the Black Eyed Peas performance at the Super Bowl. The singer delivered a message to President Obama by changing three lines to his band’s hit “Where Is The Love?” during the 15-minute medley:

“In America we need to get things straight / Obama, let’s get these kids educated / Create jobs so the country stays stimulated.”

As for as musician doing a political protest go this one was pretty tame. I don’t think anyone objects to making sure our country’s children are well-educated. And for once an activist/artist is ranting about changing our country and helping our children and not saving the world one ‘kill ‘em in the name of God’ war torn country at a time.

Anyway..I thought the Peas half time show was decent. I wasn’t into at first but by the time Slash came out I was all about it.

It got me thinking…’Where the hell is the love anyway ya’ll?

Soft core porn or a soft drink commerical?

Watch Fergie deep throat a Diet Dr. Pepper then tie a cherry stem in a knot with her tongue.

I know she’s on vacation, and I know St. Barth’s has a much more European attitude than we do here…but I still don’t think it’s entirely appropriate to go to dinner in a bikini and see through dress.

On the other hand…Fergie’s ass looks fantastic in that bikini doesn’t it? And that my friends, is how she keeps hottie Josh Duhamel on the hook and adoring her.

My girl Fergie is an open book. I love that she has no problem talking about her past meth addiction. She owns it, she’s over it and she’s moved on.

These days she is using the same philosophy to talk about her husbands stripper sex scandal.

On sobriety:
“Well, I’m not claiming to be sober. I think that that would be misleading. I drink alcohol. My father has a vineyard, and [the wine is] really delicious, by the way… Anyway, for most addicts, they would advise never to have any sort of substance. I just have my own journey, and I am very blessed to this day to be alive.”

On the tabloid storm surrounding her husband’s scandal:
“Just knowing that our relationship was stronger than that. We live in a voyeuristic world, and it’s part of our business. But I like to [focus on] all the perks that I get in this business.”

On watching other women flock after her husband:
“For me, I’m not a jealous person. That’s just not my thing. You have to have trust in your relationship.”

On her workout:
“Cardio, resistance and a lot of jogging. I love to go hiking. I’m bringing my trainer on tour. I said I’m going to invest this in myself, into my self-worth, into my self-esteem.”