Of course she could have just been out getting her Italian freak on Tuesday night.  But I’m gonna go with the ‘not enough sleep’ option for the puffy eyes because we all know she’s been to rehab so I’m sure she wasn’t out drinking good Italian wine all night.

It’s all good though, Eva got some sleep and looked gorg again when she walked the carpet with Nicolas Cage at the Bad Lieutenant photo call.

“I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.” Mendes claimed that the top-notch nookie was in Arizona and Colorado. “Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky… whatever it was, it was really, really good.” The worst sex? Alaska. I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes added.

Eva is well on her way to becoming a modern day sex kitten. Meow!

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I love this story. It’s good to know that even the most gorgeous of us feels like a big dork sometimes. Eva Mendes recently told an interviewer that she was nervous and giddy when she met Rolling Stone singer, Mick Jagger, in a hotel elevator in France four years ago; then totally lost her cool when she met him again later.

“I literally collapsed when he got out a floor later. He’s delicious, he still looks really good.” She adds of their second meeting  “I thought: ‘He’s never going to remember me,’ so I just say: ‘Hi, I’m Eva, nice to meet you,’ and he says: ‘Oh, I think we met in Paris.’ “I screamed: ‘Oh my God, you remember me?’ The whole facade falls and I was a complete geek.”

It’s charming that uber-sexy and beautiful Eva thought that any man wouldn’t remember her. Mick has probably watched Eva’s topless scene in We Own the Night a thousand times. It all worked out ok in end, as Mick is a producer on Mendes’ new movie The Women. Wouldn’t it be a hoot if they hooked-up.

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But the Creative Director for the ad is not quite as understanding as the suits. Fabien Baron was forced to create an alternate toned-down version of the campaign that will still only be aired after 9:00pm. Fabien was not amused.

“You must be kidding me. This country really needs a new president — this country is so messed up,” said Baron. “It’s such a joke and it’s quite upsetting, frankly, how hypocritical this country has become. It’s OK for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea.

“She is being a little sexy, but they are not provocative,” added Baron. “They are really well done. The spot is really beautiful — I really can’t believe this is happening.…I don’t know what else to say.”

Uh…welcome to America dude. We don’t do nipples on network television. Someone tell him to Google “Janet Jackson nipple Superbowl.”

The 2 Fast 2 Furious star finally makes her debut as the face for Calvin Klein’s Seductive Comfort underwear, a move CK president and CEO Tom Murry says is “a departure from more slender body types that have typically been used in Calvin Klein Underwear ads…This product is made for a curvaceous woman.”

Listen up idiots at Calvin Klein…Eva Mendes IS slender. If you want to show what your undies are going to look like a gal on the street then hire someone like America Ferrera or Sara Rue. That doesn’t mean I’m not going to buy some in the hopes that there is slim chance that wearing these intimates will make me look like Eva.

Which actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage? She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn’t even know she was carrying .

On first thought, Kirsten Dunst seems to be the front runner for this one. Her party girl ways and general look of ill-health make it easy for us to picture Kiki running around L.A. coked out her mind. On the other hand, it’s hard to imagine the gorgeous, together, intelligent Eva Mendes up for four straight days in the same clothes and chain smoking cigarettes. But, Eva was seen in a medical center shortly after leaving rehab and she was  in rehab for something.

“Eva has been working hard for the past year and made a positive decision to take some much-needed time off to proactively attend to some personal issues that, while not critical, she felt deserved some outside professional support. Out of respect for Eva’s privacy, we do not wish to discuss further details.”

What do we think Eva’s drug of choice is? Pills or booze?

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As an extra weekend feel-good bonus, check out the nipply video below.

Why Was Britney Spears Naked In Betsey Johnson? – Girls Talkin Smack

VIDEO: Diana Keaton Drops the F-Bomb On Live Television – Ninja Dude

We Love Eva Mendes – The Blemish

David Spade Knocked Up A Playboy Bunny – Bumpshack

Celebrities Hate Dr. Phil – Gabby Babble 

Something About Zac Efron and His Appendix – Derek Hail 

Paris Hilton Fila Bikini Photoshoot – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Paris Hilton Leaves Hotel Room Stanking Like Weed – Celebrity Smack 

Lindsay Lohan Wigs Out – Seriously?OMG!WTF!

Mena Suvari Was Hot Before She Shaved Her Head – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

John Mayer Defends Jessica Simpson – Celeb Parasite

“I’m not going to lie. It will probably be weird when I see it. It’s going to be like, ‘Oh, wow, there it is. I’m not trying change people’s minds or tell them what I think is right. I just want people to think about it, question it. It’s about awareness.”

This must be the most brilliant activist campaign ever. Nothing like a gorgeous naked female body to make you rethink your philosophy on animal cruelty.

Celebrity Boobs…Nuff Said – City Rag

Carrie Underwood Dating Dude From Gossip Girl – Girls Talkin Smack

We Admit We Have A Girl Crush on Megan Fox – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Jennifer Garner Thong Slip…This Doesn’t Happen Very Often – Ninja Dude

Hillary Duff Pokies – The Blemish 

Why Is Julia Roberts Insecure? – Bumpshack 

Why Is Victorias Secret Selling The New Spice Girls Album? – Gabby Babble

Petra Nemcove Gives Eva Mendes A Big Kiss – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

How Did Lindsay Lohan Spend $7 Million? – Celebrity Smack 

Angelina Jolie In The Changeling – Seriously?OMG!WTF! 

Eva Mendes Topless In Maxim Magazine – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site) 

Heather Graham Shape Magazine Pictures – City Rag

Anna Kournikova Bikini Candids – The Feeding Tube (NSFW Site)

Janet Jackson Looking Thin…For Now – Girls Talkin Smack

Who Is Cheryl Tweedy Cole? – Drunken Stepfather (NSFW Site)

Britney Spears Still Seeing JR Rotem? – Ninja Dude

Barbara Walters Uses Astroglide – The Blemish

Eva Mendes Is Fully Nude In We Own The Night - Bumpshack

Hillary Duff In A Wet T-Shirt – Gabby Babble

Britney Spears Public Breakdown Number 45, 687 – Celebrity Smack 

Is This Fat Lady Sara Gilbert From Rosanne? – Serioulsy?OMG!WTF! 

Britney Spears Missed Her Visit With Kids – Hollywood Headache 

Kevin Federline Has Pink Eye – Derek Hail

Jessica Simpson’s Legs Rock – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Britney Spears Side Boob Picture – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)