Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have been working together on the New York set of their new movie The Place Beyond The Pines, in which they play husband and wife.  But over the long weekend they took the opportunity to play house at the happiest place on earth.

Why is it so funny to see celebrities at Disneyworld? I guess it’s nice to see them having normal-old-school-fun like the rest of us normal folk.

Here is the picture of Eva and Ryan kissing that broke many-a-girls (and boys) hearts today.

Well it did. But it’s a Funny or Die spoof.

If it seems sort of random that Eva would do a spoof sex tape..it’s not. She is currently in the middle of a promotional tour for the film The Other Guys in which she stars alongside Will Ferrell (Funny or Die creator) and Mark Wahlberg.

The film is about two mismatched New York City detectives who seize an opportunity to step up from desk jobs to try their hand at becoming hero cops.Eva plays the long-suffering wife of Will Ferrell’s character and the film opens in the UK on September 2.

You have to respect CK for sticking with what works. From way back in the Brooke Shields day, using celebs nearly naked to sell perfume, underwear and jeans has been a huge success for them.

Of course she could have just been out getting her Italian freak on Tuesday night.  But I’m gonna go with the ‘not enough sleep’ option for the puffy eyes because we all know she’s been to rehab so I’m sure she wasn’t out drinking good Italian wine all night.

It’s all good though, Eva got some sleep and looked gorg again when she walked the carpet with Nicolas Cage at the Bad Lieutenant photo call.

“I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.” Mendes claimed that the top-notch nookie was in Arizona and Colorado. “Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky… whatever it was, it was really, really good.” The worst sex? Alaska. I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes added.

Eva is well on her way to becoming a modern day sex kitten. Meow!

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I love this story. It’s good to know that even the most gorgeous of us feels like a big dork sometimes. Eva Mendes recently told an interviewer that she was nervous and giddy when she met Rolling Stone singer, Mick Jagger, in a hotel elevator in France four years ago; then totally lost her cool when she met him again later.

“I literally collapsed when he got out a floor later. He’s delicious, he still looks really good.” She adds of their second meeting  “I thought: ‘He’s never going to remember me,’ so I just say: ‘Hi, I’m Eva, nice to meet you,’ and he says: ‘Oh, I think we met in Paris.’ “I screamed: ‘Oh my God, you remember me?’ The whole facade falls and I was a complete geek.”

It’s charming that uber-sexy and beautiful Eva thought that any man wouldn’t remember her. Mick has probably watched Eva’s topless scene in We Own the Night a thousand times. It all worked out ok in end, as Mick is a producer on Mendes’ new movie The Women. Wouldn’t it be a hoot if they hooked-up.

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But the Creative Director for the ad is not quite as understanding as the suits. Fabien Baron was forced to create an alternate toned-down version of the campaign that will still only be aired after 9:00pm. Fabien was not amused.

“You must be kidding me. This country really needs a new president — this country is so messed up,” said Baron. “It’s such a joke and it’s quite upsetting, frankly, how hypocritical this country has become. It’s OK for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea.

“She is being a little sexy, but they are not provocative,” added Baron. “They are really well done. The spot is really beautiful — I really can’t believe this is happening.…I don’t know what else to say.”

Uh…welcome to America dude. We don’t do nipples on network television. Someone tell him to Google “Janet Jackson nipple Superbowl.”

The 2 Fast 2 Furious star finally makes her debut as the face for Calvin Klein’s Seductive Comfort underwear, a move CK president and CEO Tom Murry says is “a departure from more slender body types that have typically been used in Calvin Klein Underwear ads…This product is made for a curvaceous woman.”

Listen up idiots at Calvin Klein…Eva Mendes IS slender. If you want to show what your undies are going to look like a gal on the street then hire someone like America Ferrera or Sara Rue. That doesn’t mean I’m not going to buy some in the hopes that there is slim chance that wearing these intimates will make me look like Eva.