Another on-set romance doomed to fail?

Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling have been working together on the New York set of their new movie The Place Beyond The Pines, in which they play husband and wife.  But over the long weekend they took the opportunity to play house at the happiest place on earth.

Why is it so funny to see celebrities at Disneyworld? I guess it’s nice to see them having normal-old-school-fun like the rest of us normal folk.

Here is the picture of Eva and Ryan kissing that broke many-a-girls (and boys) hearts today.

Did you hear the rumors yesterday that an Eva Mendes sex tape was about to surface?

Well it did. But it’s a Funny or Die spoof.

If it seems sort of random that Eva would do a spoof sex tape..it’s not. She is currently in the middle of a promotional tour for the film The Other Guys in which she stars alongside Will Ferrell (Funny or Die creator) and Mark Wahlberg.

The film is about two mismatched New York City detectives who seize an opportunity to step up from desk jobs to try their hand at becoming hero cops.Eva plays the long-suffering wife of Will Ferrell’s character and the film opens in the UK on September 2.

Eva Mendes strips down (again) for Calvin Klein. This time she is all oily and sweaty on the beach with male model Jamie Dornan.

You have to respect CK for sticking with what works. From way back in the Brooke Shields day, using celebs nearly naked to sell perfume, underwear and jeans has been a huge success for them.

Eva Mendes must have not been able to sleep on the flight to Venice Tuesday night because she looked like death-warmed-over-and-puffy at the Venice Film Festival Wednesday. Eva showed up looking rode-hard-and-put-away-wet at the photo call for the Italian epic Baaria. Not at all what we expect from her.

Of course she could have just been out getting her Italian freak on Tuesday night.  But I’m gonna go with the ‘not enough sleep’ option for the puffy eyes because we all know she’s been to rehab so I’m sure she wasn’t out drinking good Italian wine all night.

It’s all good though, Eva got some sleep and looked gorg again when she walked the carpet with Nicolas Cage at the Bad Lieutenant photo call.

I’m getting sort of bored with Eva Mendes. She is playing the sex-pot card way too often. She needs to sink her teeth into an ugly role to get our respect back. You know, a’la Charlize Theron in Monster.