Eva Mendes must have not been able to sleep on the flight to Venice Tuesday night because she looked like death-warmed-over-and-puffy at the Venice Film Festival Wednesday. Eva showed up looking rode-hard-and-put-away-wet at the photo call for the Italian epic Baaria. Not at all what we expect from her.

Of course she could have just been out getting her Italian freak on Tuesday night.  But I’m gonna go with the ‘not enough sleep’ option for the puffy eyes because we all know she’s been to rehab so I’m sure she wasn’t out drinking good Italian wine all night.

It’s all good though, Eva got some sleep and looked gorg again when she walked the carpet with Nicolas Cage at the Bad Lieutenant photo call.

I’m getting sort of bored with Eva Mendes. She is playing the sex-pot card way too often. She needs to sink her teeth into an ugly role to get our respect back. You know, a’la Charlize Theron in Monster.

I’m starting to think that Eva Mendes may have been in rehab for a sex addiction. Every time I read an interview with her I find out more about her sex life. Just a few days ago we found out that she was crushin’ on Mick Jagger, then she let it slip at fashion week that she’s had sex in all 50 states.

“I’ve had sex in all 50 states. A lot of it was on a road trip I took when I was younger.” Mendes claimed that the top-notch nookie was in Arizona and Colorado. “Maybe it was the clear air, or the quiet, or the endless sky… whatever it was, it was really, really good.” The worst sex? Alaska. I’d really like a do-over on that state,” Mendes added.

Eva is well on her way to becoming a modern day sex kitten. Meow!

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A MENDES has confessed a secret crush on veteran rock legend SIR MICK JAGGER.

I love this story. It’s good to know that even the most gorgeous of us feels like a big dork sometimes. Eva Mendes recently told an interviewer that she was nervous and giddy when she met Rolling Stone singer, Mick Jagger, in a hotel elevator in France four years ago; then totally lost her cool when she met him again later.

“I literally collapsed when he got out a floor later. He’s delicious, he still looks really good.” She adds of their second meeting  “I thought: ‘He’s never going to remember me,’ so I just say: ‘Hi, I’m Eva, nice to meet you,’ and he says: ‘Oh, I think we met in Paris.’ “I screamed: ‘Oh my God, you remember me?’ The whole facade falls and I was a complete geek.”

It’s charming that uber-sexy and beautiful Eva thought that any man wouldn’t remember her. Mick has probably watched Eva’s topless scene in We Own the Night a thousand times. It all worked out ok in end, as Mick is a producer on Mendes’ new movie The Women. Wouldn’t it be a hoot if they hooked-up.

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The big wigs at Calvin Klein weren’t surprised when their new television ad for Secret Obsession perfume, featuring Eva Mendes and bit of her nipple, was banned from U.S. television. They say the ad will play in Europe just fine thank you, and they intend on reaching the U.S. market through their website and print ads.

But the Creative Director for the ad is not quite as understanding as the suits. Fabien Baron was forced to create an alternate toned-down version of the campaign that will still only be aired after 9:00pm. Fabien was not amused.

“You must be kidding me. This country really needs a new president — this country is so messed up,” said Baron. “It’s such a joke and it’s quite upsetting, frankly, how hypocritical this country has become. It’s OK for children to see people killed by guns? Spreading a little love right now would be a good idea.

“She is being a little sexy, but they are not provocative,” added Baron. “They are really well done. The spot is really beautiful — I really can’t believe this is happening.…I don’t know what else to say.”

Uh…welcome to America dude. We don’t do nipples on network television. Someone tell him to Google “Janet Jackson nipple Superbowl.”

Eva Mendes seems to be doing more skin-barring photo shoots than acting lately. Remember her PETA ad, and the Italian Vogue lingerie spread? Now Eva is stripping down to her skivvies for Calvin Klein.

The 2 Fast 2 Furious star finally makes her debut as the face for Calvin Klein’s Seductive Comfort underwear, a move CK president and CEO Tom Murry says is “a departure from more slender body types that have typically been used in Calvin Klein Underwear ads…This product is made for a curvaceous woman.”

Listen up idiots at Calvin Klein…Eva Mendes IS slender. If you want to show what your undies are going to look like a gal on the street then hire someone like America Ferrera or Sara Rue. That doesn’t mean I’m not going to buy some in the hopes that there is slim chance that wearing these intimates will make me look like Eva.

CiaoBella! Eva Mendes brings old school sexy back in Italian Vogue this month by going old school topless. If you are real perv and want to see the unedited topless photos CLICK HERE.

The NY Post published a blind item Wednesday that has the gossip world ripped down the middle.

Which actress went into rehab only after she suffered a miscarriage? She was on a four-day cocaine bender when she lost the baby she didn’t even know she was carrying .

On first thought, Kirsten Dunst seems to be the front runner for this one. Her party girl ways and general look of ill-health make it easy for us to picture Kiki running around L.A. coked out her mind. On the other hand, it’s hard to imagine the gorgeous, together, intelligent Eva Mendes up for four straight days in the same clothes and chain smoking cigarettes. But, Eva was seen in a medical center shortly after leaving rehab and she was  in rehab for something.