Eva Longoria and Tony Parker take a post-basketball season break in St. Tropez.

Remember just a few months ago when we all thought for sure that Eva was at least five months pregnant? The celebrity baby rumor mill goes in cycles. Right now it’s got Gisele Bundchen caught up in it’s cogs…but we’ll be back to Eva before too long.

Until Eva Longoria’s new all-fish-diet pays off, she’s counting on Spanx to help her out.

Eva Longoria is tired of the fat jokes and pregnancy rumors and has decided to go on a diet. A fish diet. Doesn’t that sound yummy.

The Desperate Housewives star was once a personal trainer so she’s decided to put her nutritional knowledge to good use and is giving up red meat and going on an all-fish diet. I read somewhere that Pamela Anderson does this too..she even eats salmon for breakfast.

“I love it… It really has effected my body… It takes a lot for the body to process red meat and I’ve never been a fan of chickens.”

Eva Longoria keeps saying that she is NOT pregnant but she keeps acting (and looking) like she is. Last Friday, Eva was partying in Las Vegas, pregnant style. She hit the scene in an Empire-waist babydoll dress and while folks like Paris and Nicky Hilton and Wilmer Valderrama were doings shots of Petron at Pure, she was sipping on a bottle of Fiji water.

But that’s not all. Eva was seen at the grand opening of Yellowtail Sushi where she only snacked on edamame…cuz pregnant women can’t eat raw fish, just in case some of you guys weren’t aware of that fact.

While she did recently cop to putting on pounds for her character’s storyline, all these signs seem to indicate Eva might be expecting.

She is so pregnant. Just like every other celeb she wants to announce it on her own terms.

Rumors that Eva Longoria is pregnant have been circulating off and on for a few months, but this is the first time I’ve seen visual proof that indicates it could be true. Eva is certainly rockin’ a round belly in these bikini candids from Portofino, Italy but maybe it’s because she is throwing back Italian cokes like water.

I hope that belly is just vacation bloat because I’m gonna be really pissed off it that’s what she looks like four months pregnant.

Eva Longoria loves her husband and she proves it often by getting little ode’s to Tony Parker tatooed on her body. In addition to the tat of her wedding date on the inside of her wrist, Mrs. Parker now has her hubby’s jersey number tatooed on the back of her neck.

Look out Angelina! You might have a run for your money when Eva and Tony start having kids.

Let me preface my mammoth dislike of this workout gear from Bebe by saying , it takes one hot body to fill out this Bebe Sport gear like this and Eva Longoria looks fabulous in every one of these ads. But what girl/woman in their right man wears this stuff to the gym or for a run around the ‘hood?  Maybe I’m just reacting to the unfortunate silver ensemble below…the others don’t look too bad actually.

Eva Longoria has recently been rumored to be pregnant but it turns out not to be true. The Desperate Housewives star says she is not expecting she’s just getting fat from not working during the writers strike.

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