Shady Talez will be Eminem’s first big-screen appearance since his role in the 2002 box office hit 8 Mile.

The film will be accompanied by a four-issue Shady Talez comic book series, due out in 2010.

Great. 3-D blood and guts, hateful hip hop and a comic book! Yeah us!

It’s funny and all…but how many times can SBC put his balls in another mans face before it becomes blase?

In a new song Eminem raps, “Nick Cannon better back the f**k up. I’m not playing, I want her back, you punk. Nick Cannon, you pr**k, I wish you luck with that f**kin’ whore.”

Also, speaking on his own satellite channel Shade 45, Eminem once told listeners: “We’re taking callers right now from any woman who wants to be peed on.”  When someone on the show jokingly told him “I think Mariah Carey is on line 12, you wanna talk to her…she wants to get pissed on.” Eminem laughed and said, “I already did that.”

No really, it’s Marshall Mathers all photo shopped up to look like he’s about to rip someone’s skin off with his teeth. I mean, I get the whole “Punisher” thing..but good Lord…Do we need to live in a world where our recovering addict hip-hop artists look like this?

Speaking of his addiction and his three year hiatus from the spotlight…here’s what Em had to say about that:

“I wasn’t ready mentally. I wasn’t ready to give up the drugs. I didn’t really think I had a problem. Basically, I went in, and I came out. I relapsed, and I spent the next three years struggling with it. Also, at that time, I felt like I wanted to pull back, because my drug problem had got so bad. I felt like, Maybe if I take a break, maybe this will help. I started to get into the producer role more… I can still be out there with my music, like with the Re-Up album, but I don’t have to be in the spotlight the whole time.”

CLICK HERE to read about his new album and …yada yada yada.

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Here Are The Fake Nicole Richie Baby Pictures – Ninja Dude

Check Out Hillary Clinton Circa 1970 – Bumpshack

Reese Witherspoon Does Marie Claire – Gabby Babble

Britney Spears Can’t Keep Her Accents Straight – Derek Hail 

Does Lindsay Lohan Look Orange To You? – Jordan Is Your Homeboy

Johnny Depp Is Yummy – Celebrity Smack

Molly Ringwald Was Cute Back In The Day…Now? Not So Much – Seriously?OMG!WF!

OMG Bruce Willis Is Getting Old – Hollywood Headache

Rachel Bilson’s Sexy GQ Photos – Hollywood Sleazy (NSFW Site)

Mark Ronson Brings Some Coke To Amy Winehouse – Star Blogger 

Demi Moore Feels Sorry For Britney Spears – Celeb Parasite

“Over the holidays, Marshall Mathers, aka Eminem, was under doctor’s care at a Detroit-area hospital for complications due to pneumonia. He has since been released and is doing well recovering at home.”

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This is one white boy that just can’t seem to keep it together. Eminem recently remarried and re-split from his ex-wife, Kim Mathers, she claims because of a sleeping pill addiction, which of course, he denies.

Marshall is making headlines again this week. Us Weekly reports that Detroit police are “very interested’ in speaking with Eminem regarding a fight that broke out in a restroom at a strip club on 8 mile. (This one line was worth reading the entire article, right?)

The victim claims he was “just taking a leak� when Eminem just freaked out and started swinging. Re-read line two of this article now. Drugs are bad, ok?

source: Us Weekly